Tuesday, January 29th 2013

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 28th!

And then the dimmest VS Angel realized she was actually going out with Leonardo Di Carpio. - Aunt B

Runners-up:

Always the last one to pick up on social jargon, Heather told her friends with a straight face that yes, she had been catfished, and it was more erotic than she ever expected. - MeowMeow

Khloe and Kourtney resort to racy sister pics to find a way to stay in the limelight now that Kim is pregnant. - LaChaylo

2023; Ten years after the allegations first surfaced, Micheal Phelps, happily married and living in seclusion, still denies using steroids in the Olympics. - bambam

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Vern's picture

La Chay You Hore!! Don't give them any ideas!!!!!!!
:)

Congrats Hookers! (get it?)

Aunt B you made me howl.

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Deb's picture

Congrats to Aunt B, MeowMeow, LaChaylo, and bambam! All funny (yet kinds fishy)!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

snowpiece's picture

Congrats to bambam♥ laChayxo and all the winners!

PS the pic is grossing me out so bad!

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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA

Sucky 12/19

OurMissC's picture

This was a fun pic, lots of funny captions. Winners are all great! Congrats!

"...sometimes sucking on the same dick gets real boring." - MK's eloquent cousin

Blur's picture

Gay fish and the piss mermaid.

Include me out.

listedD's picture

The fishes parents were very disappointed when their son decided to "hook" up with that bikini clad jail "bait"

When the moon hit your eye like a big piece of pie... that's a moray.

Khloie Kardashian decided to try her hand at same-sex love.

Holla's picture

We get it Leanne. Your body was invented for the bikini and Eddies hung really, really well. Stop flaunting it, bitch.

Jintess's picture

Reminds me of prom night circa '90. He got me topless and then turned into a slimy gross creature

sosh's picture

The story Manti Teo should have told Katie Couric:

Lennay Kekua really is a catfish.

Flynn's picture

Shania Twain sure picks some ugly, looking dudes to marry.

Rumors to the contrary, wealthy ex-movie star Flipper is alive and well and seen here with new girlfriend, Holly Madison.

Yes, even Chyna's clit experiences shrinkage in frigid waters.

fleawatch's picture

I knew Rachel Hunter had been married to Catfish Hunter.

Toni Tennille prayed the Captain would never find out: it wasn't muskrat love that was keeping them together.

Kiwi chicklet's picture

Jane Seymour has claimed for years that fish oil is the secret of her eternally youthful glamour...

Luca Brasi' granddaughter, also sleeps with the fishes.

"Call me Ishmael."

Flipper? I barely knew her!

bambam's picture

2023; Ten years after the allegations first surfaced, Micheal Phelps, happily married and living in seclusion, still denies using steroids in the Olympics.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBiNqfQ0JtQ

Next stop: Filet-tio

/ducks

Jesus is a Bisquit's picture

"He looks just like his daddy!" - Pimp Mama Kris

Ultimate supercouple Gill-sele, caught by paparazzi, frolicking on a Brazilian beach.

Yay, I'm so happy Bachelor "Prawn" chose Ashley in the end.

Brangelina add yet another adoption angle to their brood.

Gisele's first shoot for Bass Pro Shops goes swimmingly.

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Talk about being paid scale.

"No, it's okay - I've smelt worse."

Ultimate fish 'taco'.

LisaRose's picture

Catherine Zeta Jones is still with that old sucker.

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www.dungeonhordes.com

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"No. It's not a tumor!"

Does this fish make my ass look big?

crankenstein's picture

The Little Slutmaid

crankenstein's picture

She couldn't wait to tell her friends that her new boyfriend was a real catch.

crankenstein's picture

When dimwits spawn

crankenstein's picture

It is so heartwarming to see Paulina Porizkova and Ric Ocasek still in love after all these years.

Aunt B's picture

And then the dimmest VS Angel realized she was actually going out with Leonardo Di Carpio.

Wow, RuPaul's drag race really IS "fishy" this season

upstatestruggler's picture

Hillbilly Fishfuckin'

(no relation to Jennifer Lopez, she wishes)

BitMe's picture

On a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit shoot near New Guinea, an unknown model finds first amphibian coochie monster.

Gisele Bundchen explains that the fish was a "Less slimy version of Leo."

Mabel Hodges's picture

Who's noodling who?

Love,
Mabel

Strepsi's picture

Paparazzi catch an intimate moment between Jennifer Westfeldt and Jon Hamm, who is reclining just under the water.

Mabel Hodges's picture

She started dating the sting ray right after the photobomb incident, but real love struck when she met his best friend, Bob.

Love,
Mabel

Green Is Good's picture

What the Hell is that critter the woman is molesting? No critter deserves that, regardless of its species.

In an effort not to be upstaged by MTV's wildly popular reality show "Catfish"...TLC drops its latest bomb "Lake-Trout"....

citizenstrange's picture

It's a trap!