Afternoon Crumbs

January 28, 2013 / Posted by:

Elton John served up some Grandpa Howdy Doody realness in a picture with his new baby. And as the photographer took this picture, Elton John made a poopy in his Pampers at the exact same time his new baby made a poopy in his Pampers. That is what I call bonding. – Towleroad

Marion Cotillard and Guillaume Canet’s public displays of affection at The Grove look like it was directed by Fellini. All fancy and shit – Lainey Gossip 

Jen from Dark Crystal is looking hot – Celebitchy

“Where oh where did I put Granny Spears’ good crocheted lace table runner?” asked Daddy SpearsThe Superficial 

Vintage words of wisdumb from Wonky McValtrex and Nicole RichieThe Berry 

The chipmunk Slytherin goes bra-less on CosmoDrunken Stepfather

The raccoon Kewpie doll goes goes topless in JalouseHollywood Tuna 

Michelle “Not The Marilyn Monroe One” Williams tries to act like she’s too busy to perform at the Super Bowl – Jezebel

What a terrible insult to all drag queens – ICYDK

Natalie Portman’s dress looks like a deflated Sno-Ball and now I miss Hostess again – Popoholic

Even January Jones’ hair can’t stand her – IDLYITW

Sean Stewart knows that Adrienne Maloof only deserves the finer things in life – I’m Not Obsessed

Meanwhile, Blue Ivy Carter is wearing a hat made from a real panda head. She’s showing Suri up again! – Just Jared

Anderson Cooper getting a blow job. That is all. – Buzzfeed

And today’s special is freshly waxed Olympic swimmer ass – OMG Blog

The sight of a memaw drop kicking another memaw is definitely what I needed today – Crunk + Disorderly

Harpo, who dis woman? – Cityrag

Marky Mark’s huge arms sort of look like two pairs of butt cheeks – Hollywood Rag

I’m pretty sure they used an old Judy Tenuta wax figure to make Katy Perry’s wax figure – Celebslam

Goldie Hawn taking a picture of Kurt Russell in front of Kate Hudson’s Ann Taylor ad is kind of cute… – Popsugar

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