Liberty Ross Officially Files Papers To Legally Quit A Bitch

January 26, 2013 / Posted by:

And now you can finally pull out that Liberty and freedom joke you’ve been waiting to use.

Six months after Rupert Sanders got caught by the paparazzi having dry butt sex with Kristen Stewart while looking at the beautiful mountains (or something), his wife of ten years took the first step  in euthanizing their marriage. TMZ says that Liberty Ross filed divorce papers in L.A. yesterday and wants joint custody of their two kids, alimony and wants him to pay her lawyer. Rupert responded and said that he also wants joint custody and he isn’t looking for alimony, but he doesn’t want to pay Liberty’s lawyer either. Cheap bitch.

Some source says that Liberty and Rupert went to see a therapist a few times to try to Super Glue back the pieces of their broken ass marriage, but it didn’t work and they both realized that their marriage is about as dead as Kristen Stewart’s acting skills. A different source tells UsWeekly that Liberty just couldn’t kiss Rupert on the mouth without thinking about how that mouth once nibbled on KStew’s box in the front seat of a Mini Cooper.

“This was a long time coming,” one source tells Us Weekly, explaining that, in the aftermath of the shocking tryst, Sanders “did want to try to repair the relationship and didn’t want a divorce.”

Ross, who picked up her life and career in London to move with her husband to Hollywood a couple years ago, “was more than a little upset,” adds a second insider. “They gave it a shot for the kids, [but] she was just so angry . . .she’s the kind of person who wouldn’t really ever get over it.”

The good news is that this shit has lit up the throbbing, angry b-holes of the Twihards and for the next few days they’ll be typing ROBSTEN IS 4EVA UNBROKEN over and over again on Twitter and Tumblr, so they’ll be busy for a while. The bad news for me is that since Liberty and Rupert’s home is wrecked forever and since KStew’s coochie contributed to that a little, Sienna Miller will have to give her bull dozer vagina platinum status. So Kristen Stewart and my home wrecking hero Sienna Miller are now in the same home wrecking league. Ugh.

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