Birthday Sluts | Dlisted

Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 8:55am.

Ugh, what a creepy looking troll

Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 7:46pm.

Happy birthday, Jintess! ♥

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.

Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 7:34pm.

HB to Keith O. Maybe Al-Jazeera wil hire you.
Alan Cumming has a funny website, or used to.

Submitted by Anita Bidet on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 5:09pm.

HB to Daisy Lowe, the sexiest chick on those World's Dumbest shows

Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 4:59pm.

Happy Bday Jit, all the best to you:)

Submitted by Jintess on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 4:39pm.

<3 Thanks ya'll

I have the flu so I'm staying in and not 'sharing the love' like I'd like too. It's miserable and I don't want to make anyone else sick.

So it's me and Jim Beam. Facing the world. Together.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 4:39pm.

Submitted by Jintess on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 2:37pm.

Have a great day! xxx

Submitted by BaconSlut on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 4:36pm.

@Jintess

Bestest of birfdays to you!

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Submitted by que cochina on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 4:28pm.

Enjoy your day, Jintness!

Submitted by JoRN on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 4:14pm.

Happy birthday to James Cromwell who was excellent in AHS this season
Also happy b-day to Mikhail B what sexy beast!

Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 3:57pm.

Happy birthday to all the special hos today.

Big birthday wishes to Jintess! Have a great one! ;p

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Submitted by mike on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 3:45pm.

Happy Bday, Jintess!

Submitted by winniwins on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 3:41pm.

Happy Birthday Jintess!

Submitted by louise_brooks on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 3:22pm.

Happy birthday, Jintess!!!

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 2:46pm.

Have a smashing Birthday, Jintess!

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Who are you calling silly cow?

Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 2:44pm.

HB Jintess! Have a GREAT day.

Submitted by Jintess on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 2:37pm.

It's my bday too! :D
No idea I shared it with Baryshnikov, that's cool

Submitted by Cookie-Slore on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 2:27pm.

Happy birthday Rosamund Pike....I never thought she got enough credit for her role as Johnny Depp's wife in The Libertine. Totally heartbreaking by the end.

Submitted by mike on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 2:25pm.

Mimi Rogers was awesome in The Rapture (1991). It's an interesting movie that doesn't go where you think it will. The ending is strangely (to me) inspirational.

Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 2:15pm.

HB to Mike Patton, cutie. Love his facial expressions
Mimi Rogers, Tommy became a sciencetolgist thanks to you
Mikhail B, ahhh beautiful dancer

Submitted by elanenergy on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 2:09pm.

Alan Cumming and Bridget Fonda have the same b-day? Didn't they star together in one of those good indies together? Anniversay somesuchname? I like them both. Also, James Crowmwell is the best in everything.

And the russian dancer was hottest when he was with Jessica Lange, that lucky whore gets all the hot guys!

Happy birthday whores!

My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.

Submitted by mike on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 1:58pm.

Jesus, Kelly Clarkson, shave!

Submitted by caren withak on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 1:38pm.

HB to my man Alan and Mikhail (hubba hubba) still!! Bridget you are a credit to the Fonda name -- Keith you're a bit whacked, but entertaining and frank!

Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 1:38pm.

Mike Patton....this guy is a true talent and a great singer/performer. I really liked his singing with Faith No More but his work with Mr Bungle was epic!
Mr Bungle was not for everyone and not the most accessible music by any means but in amongst all the craziness that was their sound was some unbelievable musicianship,

Happy Bday Slut

Submitted by TheZooey on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 1:27pm.

James Cromwell, Bridget Fonda, Frank "The Man" Miller ... and you chose Massengill Oswalt as the featured slut.

I see what you did there.

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Submitted by Ecce Homo on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 1:20pm.

Mimi Rogers: a weirdo, but I like her. She was in The Rapture, one of the greatest, darkest performances by an actress in cinematic history and neither the script nor the actress cop out at the end. And she was in Full Body Massage, strange, off-beat, talky, incredibly sensual, tactile. The nudity is generous, but not exploitive. One of the sexiest films I've ever seen.

Alan Cumming: yeah yeah yeah, very accomplished and whatnot but more importantly, he was in Romy & Michelle's High School Reunion!!!

James Cromwell: what a cold blooded bastard he was in L.A. Confidential.

Bridget Fonda: oh, Point of No Return. Saw it when I was about 20 and her character was instantly everything I ever wanted to be: beautiful, morally complex, and DEADLY (I've only managed 2 out of those 3--so far...:) If it's on TV, I'm watching it.
Happy Birthday to all of the people on the list and a posthumous Happy Birthday to Mozart!

Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 1:20pm.

Happy Birfday to Patton, Cumming and Cromwell.

Sounds like a law firm.

True fact: my lovely old friend who just turned 78 used to be lovahs with James Cromwell. She said he was an excellent lay. This was back in the 60s when she was in an avant garde theatre troupe and hung out with radicals and hippies and shit. I should record some of her stories...

Submitted by misslainey on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 1:19pm.

I never realized Mimi Rogers is as yong as she is. When she was married to Tommy Boy, people made it seem like she was some cradle robbing granny.

Anyway, I too think Patton Oswalt is hilarious. HB to all.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 1:15pm.

I had no idea Patton Oswald was over 40. I thought he was closer to my age, mid/upper 30's. Actually, I could say the same thing about Alan Cummings. Happy birthday, you young looking mofos!

Submitted by Tyroan on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 1:05pm.

HBD Patton Oswalt (a great Twitter follow), Danny Zuker (of Modern Family fame), and Keith Olberman (for making uptight righties' heads pop off).

Submitted by winniwins on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 12:58pm.

HB- Frank Miller

I'm always polite so..... Happy Birthday, Olberman. You're semi responsible for the downfall of mainstream media. Congrats, asshole.

ETA HB- Baryshnikov- you are responsible for the Sex In The City. Should have stuck to tippy toe'ing. Goddamnit!

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 12:46pm.

LOVE Patton Oswalt!!

Happy Birthday and Thank You for the movie "The Anniversary Party", Mr. Alan Cummings!

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 12:45pm.

I love you Alan Cumming and Rosamund Pike. And happy birfday to Keith Olbermann too.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by Biht Chi Whon on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 12:43pm.

A big happy birthay to Mike Patton, who can still bring the musical cray cray after all these years.

It's a bummer you never hear any gossip about him though. Either the man never gets laid, or he knows how to keep his women quiet. I want to know if he's freaky!

Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 12:43pm.

Oh and HB Cumming, Cromwell, and Fonda.

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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK

Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 12:43pm.

bambam - I'm just glad I'm not the only one who knows who he is! My brother framed his illustration but unfortunately he didn't get the proper mounting for it - something to do with either the matting or the glass - but it's faded a bit. It's still really cool.

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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.

Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 12:40pm.

HB Patton Oswalt! Which reminds me it's time to watch "Ratatouille" again ..

Btw, the funniest Patton bits EVER are contained in episodes 3:10 and 3:12 of the Superego podcast (itself a wonder of crazed hilarity) in which he plays Richard Dawson on Family Feud. Free on iTunes and I guarantee you'll crash your car laughing like I almost did.

HB Baryshnikov! He's one of those people whose old-guy face is much better looking than his younger one.

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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 12:35pm.

HAppy BD to James Cromwell, Alan Cumming (forever Sandy Frink), and Mikhail B. He can jete on me anytime.

Submitted by bambam on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 12:31pm.

Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 11:57am.

HB to Patton Oswalt. I love him. He's so funny. Very happy birthday to Frank Miller. He's been responsible for some of the best graphic novels ever, certainly among the best Batman ones. My brother wrote him a fan letter when he was a kid and he not only wrote my brother back but included a really beautiful, signed black ink drawing of Batman. Cool dude as far as I'm concerned for taking the time to write back a kid.

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kiki you surprise me, i would've never thought you'd know who Frank Miller is. That's a great story. He certainly is responsible for taking Batman from being ha ha funny to a menacing vigilante to be feared by evil doers everywhere, muhawahahahaha. It's his version that supplies the mood and atmosphere of the last trilogy. He did even better reworking Daredevil IMO.

I was grown up, done with comics and somebody gave me a few issues to read and I was hooked again. HB to a great mind, Frank Miller.

And happy birthday to everyone else, a lot of talented people today, especially Patton Oswalt, a hometown boy.

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eat me tony kornheiser.

Submitted by tomahawk on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 12:23pm.

Herzlichen Glückwunsch, Patton!
Thanks for 22 years of my life filled with your insanity, profanity, ingenuity, humor, looks and voice.

(Thanks MK =))

Submitted by Hotmami on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 12:22pm.

HB to Rosamund Pike.

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There might have been a time when I would let you slip away
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Submitted by michelle8302 on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 12:16pm.

James Cromwell is 73? I would never have guessed. I guess he is one of those guys, like Morgan Freeman, who has been an old man for as long as I can remember. Happy birthday, sluts!

Submitted by Albatross on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 12:10pm.

HB Keith Olbermann!

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Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 12:05pm.

HB to Mikhail Baryshnikov! I was very lucky to see his performance on stage, he danced with Twyla Tharp.

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.

Submitted by que cochina on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 11:53am.

Alan Cumming - so brilliant as Emcee in Cabaret. I know Bridget Fonda married Danny Elfman, had a son and pretty much retired, but I wish she'd come out of retirement. I thought she was great in Jackie Brown.

Submitted by cocoebert on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 11:51am.

I just saw a Seinfeld rerun that he was on. Funny guy.

HB to him and those hot sluts Mike Patton and Alan Cumming!

Submitted by Meatblocks on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 11:51am.

hb to oswalt and olbermann

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 11:57am.

HB to Patton Oswalt. I love him. He's so funny. Very happy birthday to Frank Miller. He's been responsible for some of the best graphic novels ever, certainly among the best Batman ones. My brother wrote him a fan letter when he was a kid and he not only wrote my brother back but included a really beautiful, signed black ink drawing of Batman. Cool dude as far as I'm concerned for taking the time to write back a kid.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.