Because You Definitely Need A Palate Cleanser
If you spent time with the post below, then you probably have the taste of fame whore leche in your mouth, so rinse away that nastiness by breathing in the natural beauty of the earth goddess that is Shauna Sand. I mean, Shauna Sand is an elegant piece of parsley with fake chichis and exquisite taste in heels. If you've been looking for the perfect church ensemble that says, "I'm as pure as a drop of saliva off of a baby unicorn's tongue," then take a page from the Empress of Lucite and steal a doily out of a pre-school craft closet and turn it into a dress. As soon as you sashay through the church doors tomorrow, the entire congregation will turn away from the altar and worship at your feet instead.
Here's the most gorgeous creature in every universe with her piece Laurent Homoburger (typo and it stays) gracing Miami with their beauty the other day. You can't tell from these pictures, but every time Shauna Sand's heels touched the ground, a member of the preservation society declared that patch of concrete a historical site. And I used to think that sleeveless Ed Hardy t-shirts were the epitome of tacky, but that appreciator of beauty in the background is making me think otherwise. He obviously knows sophistication and is an authority on elegance if he's taking a picture of Shauna Sand. I will never doubt his taste.
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Lisop & anno- wow! That doesn't even look like her!
@ Hekki - don't know if this is from a Playboy photo shoot, but it doesn't even look like her. Oh, NSFW:
http://cdn1.galleries2.gossipkings.com/realitystarscandals/pictures/214-...
PS - her boobs were real back in the day.
She has a horrible nose job.
Omigod, here she is beautiful before all the plastic surgery. Tragic, because she was beautiful.
http://c580019.r19.cf2.rackcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/shauna-san...
She has a very nice body, minus those rock hard implants.
She's veering into Donatella Versace territory with the face, tan, and bright yellow hair. Shame because she actually was once quite pretty.
Zoom on the iPad is not an aging woman's friend. When I zoomed in thumbnail 1--Yikes! Those are some lines on her face that lead to the highway!!
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I actually have a similar dress, in black. The difference being that I'm not walking the streets in it.
That tattoo be nasty.
Submitted by HangryHippo on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 7:04pm.
it horrifies me that this woman is a mother and that her children are girls.
but to her credit (not really at all), she doesn't seem to dress them as she does herself, so...http://www.celebritybabyscoop.com/2010/01/19/shauna-sand-is-a-manicure-mama
still. so ugh.
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Oh, those girls look embarassed. I feel such a warm appreciation right now for my mother.
Maybe her granny crocheted that lovely dress? Either that or created it from a bunch of doilies sewn together.
I bet she'd be gorgeous if she had never had all that plastic surgery. Get a clue ladies, that mess does not make you look younger OK? It makes you look tragic. Especially when you're rocking head-to-toe stripper chic, in public, during the day, without a trace of irony.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 8:01pm.
Those are sloppy ass fake titts. I would sue the surgeon that mangled my breasts like that.
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Check out her mutilated nipple:
http://www.famousplastic.com/images/shaunasandnipslipbig1.jpg
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
She looks like the lost daughter of Jackie Stallone. She claims to be 41. I'm guessing she shaved off at least 3-5 years.
oh gawd no could we have a Phoebe Price post instead please, MK?
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Whamo, you know you so would so hard.
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Barf at this whole scene.
Barf at her hideous plastic surgery nightmare of a top lip trying to eat her face. Barf at her ostrich egg tits.
Barf at that 'ankle' tat that looks like she is wearing one sheer sock - agree with whoever said it's way too high up her leg-.
Barf at the fact she has daughters and is wearing next to nothing.
But overall, barf at those goatee-cargo pants wearing ballbags that are getting her picture.
Those are sloppy ass fake titts. I would sue the surgeon that mangled my breasts like that.
Oh, yeah. And my face. She is frightening,
HELL HAS FROZEN OVER! Her heels are OPAQUE!!!
WTF is happening to our culture nowadays? When have women become so desperate for attention that self humiliation is the norm? Ughdisfuckingusting!
Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 7:51pm.
Maybe they're little jumping jacks?
Her face is looking harsher than usual. Luckily for her daughters they're getting too old for her to want to be seen with them. Their narcy mom probably sees her tween daughters as competition for male attention.
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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 6:02pm.
Submitted by epicpride on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 5:19pm.
Dude in the wheelchair has traveled from Mexico to be healed by the Empress in the Lucite Cathedral. After he took that picture he did 100 jumping jacks.
And sprang a boner.
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Lol!! I'm just picturing doing jumping jacks with a boner....aaawwkwaaard!
Oh! Andrei.....
lol
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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 5:15pm.
Now, now. Don't judge. Where in your special book does it say NOT to wear a doily for a dress? :)
ahaahahaha her boyfriend ? is that right...aahahah from now on I am not going to say "goodness gracious", now I will say "goodness Shauna Sand
Coma Caca!
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it horrifies me that this woman is a mother and that her children are girls.
but to her credit (not really at all), she doesn't seem to dress them as she does herself, so...http://www.celebritybabyscoop.com/2010/01/19/shauna-sand-is-a-manicure-mama
still. so ugh.
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Mr. Hekki has a really old Playboy Collector's Edition and she's in it and very very pretty. This was back in the 90s, though.
Those poor children needing to hide when mommy picks them up from school. Mommy is a whore.
I guess she is dressed appropriately for Miami. It's so hot and with the sweaty armpits and all.
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Submitted by Pinkismyblack on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 4:37pm.
Every time I see her, I can't get over what tattooist would put that tattoo so high up on her ankle like that. It kills me.
THIS.
Hideous.
Aha! Thanks Randé.
Sigh....if I looked like these horz, I'd be slutting it up and marrying for $$$ too. I really missed the golddigger boat. :(
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 5:25pm.
Does anyone know what Shauna actually does to keep $$$ rolling in? Does she do Skinemax movies or something?
Child and spousal support from B action stars.
I actually really like her breasts (and her boyfriend). Does anyone know what kind of implants these are: over the muscle vs. under/silicone vs. saline, etc? I am thinking of upsizing my 36b-cups.
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What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?
Now THIS is sophistication and beauty. The Karnastians can fuck off.
Lmao...I thought the dude taking the picture behind her had an 'Adventure Time' t-shirt on.
Does anyone know what Shauna actually does to keep $$$ rolling in? Does she do Skinemax movies or something?
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Shauna Sand.....I forgot about that delicate flower. She is ready for Church, isn't she? (if I remember correctly, she's the innocent sweet that was filmed having actual sex on a beach....good times Shauna.)
Knowing that, I still like her better than any 'ol Kartrashian. Shauna owns it!
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Submitted by epicpride on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 5:19pm.
Dude in the wheelchair has traveled from Mexico to be healed by the Empress in the Lucite Cathedral. After he took that picture he did 100 jumping jacks.
And sprang a boner.
i never noticed what a butterface she is before, are her lips real?
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Dude in the wheelchair has traveled from Mexico to be healed by the Empress in the Lucite Cathedral. After he took that picture he did 100 jumping jacks.
This raddled whore has a lot of nerve wearing crosses.
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He looks embarrassed to be seen with his Mom dressed that way in public.
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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"
Something about how close set her eyes are and those fake puffy lips she was so amazingly gorgeous when she was married to Lorenzo now she looks like a cartoon character and not an attractive one, she did something to her face and she looks really really bad...it could be the nose, the lips and just the overall face is just ugly, some doctor really messed her up
That close up of her face is some scary ass shit.
When will this tribe of skanks put on their reading glasses and check the memo declaring the gummy worm for lips look is not cute?
She looks like a zombie extra from The Walking Dead.
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I'm amazed I'm saying this but I think she's much prettier than Courtney Stodden who of course springs to mind when I see Shauna. (Raccoon eyes notwithstanding)
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Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 5:03pm.
Her fake udders are sagging down to her elbows. Sexy.
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So are Kim K's.
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She's Courtney Stodden's spirit animal. Although, the Porn Iguana couldn't touch her even with Jaime Fox's ten foot pole.
Her fake udders are sagging down to her elbows. Sexy.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
I like a woman who coordinates her nails (all of them) with her maillot. Not sure what happened to her lip shade.
She likes her men dark, dim, and Latin.
Clearly, she needs to befriend Jeremy Renner!! Although his blending technique needs work, it's a start- LOL!
Submitted by annobanano on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 4:40pm.
Submitted by Parablesower on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 4:26pm.
Why do so many people think that frosted pink Wet and Wild looks good? 1982 called and it wants its lipstick back. She could be so pretty with a makeunder!
The closeup of the eye makeup is truly frightful. That much liner makes your eyes look BEADY!
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Side piece=Simonetta Stefanelli from the Godfather with facial hair. I guess that's a compliment.