And Here's Kourtney Kartrashian Squirting Titty Leche Onto Kim's Body

So now after reading that headline, you're not only Kartrashian intolerant, but you're lactose intolerant too.

On the next episode of the #1 show in the Ninth Circle of Hell, Kourtney and Kim Taint Miami, Kim tells the slow one that she read online that some people use breast milk as a home remedy for psoriasis and ever since she's been pouring tit leche out of the bottle onto her spots, it's helped them a little bit. So, of course, since Kim and Kourtney are always up for making fetish porn, the slow one whips her tit out and dribbles milk all over Kim's leg. Kim starts screaming "EWW! EWWW!," which summoned a dozen bitch-pleases from my mouth. I mean, so suddenly Kim is grossed out by somebody squirting their bodily fluids onto her body in front of a camera for attention? Bitch would've never been famous if it wasn't for somebody shooting a milky substance onto her body. How quickly the fame whores forget.

Then Kim says to Kourtney, "That is so disgusting that you can just squeeze that and have that come out." I say that every time Kim squeezes a "thought" out of her brain. And I guess this means that Kanye will have to breastfeed the Illuminati's golden child. I hope their kid likes the taste of fish milk.

And here's Kim looking like a water buffalo eating a swan while shopping in Paris with Gay Fish.

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Submitted by blather999 on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 11:22pm.

I read on the internet (which means it's true) that psoriasis is cured by ear wax mixed with clear nasal mucus, generally the product of fake crying induced by irritants such as not getting your way at all times.

God bless Kris Humphries! The dude needs a fan page just for bugging the cr@p out of the Trashians.

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Submitted by Hockey fan on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 4:29pm.

Boredas, I hear ya, sister. Mrs. Hockey had some big foul purple thing on the back of her thigh and made me lance it-- jeebuz christmas, the foulness that came out--thought a Kardashian was going to appear!! I almost gagged. Hope your bewb gets better soon.

Submitted by Hockey fan on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 4:13pm.

UBF, so sorry about your kiddo's bowel issues. I've had that twice, hurts like a mutha. The little kiddo will feel much better when he starts shitting his brains out! lol. I've had chronic constipation since birf and can only go with laxatives. I got home one night and both Mrs. Hockey and kiddo #4 turn to me with horror on their faces and say, "Do you have Hirschsprung's Disease?" I'm like, WTF/ Turns out they were watching Mystery Diagnosis and this small child who couldn't poop on his own had it but it took docs forever to figure out what it was. So if your little buddy's problems continue, take him to see a pediatric gastroenterologist stat. Good luck and hope he feels better!

Submitted by dementa on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 3:52pm.

So breastmilk is gross, but pee and semen are fine with her?

Besides, there are probably grosser things in expensive skin creams. Foreskins, for one thing.

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 3:06pm.

Another day, another Kardashian showing their love for bodily fluids. What's next, Rob tasting his own jizz?

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A Lannister always pays his debts.

Submitted by Meatblocks on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 2:28pm.

mornin', psl.
solidarity!
what disgusts me most is the idea that their fame/money/whatever has a helluva lot (everything) to do with nicole simpson and ron goldman being slaughtered viciously in a wicked bloodbath by a muthafukin scumbag their father helped to get off.
these slimes are scumsuckers.

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

Submitted by notreallyworking on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 1:57pm.

from being pounded by ray j to dumb as a rock to gayfish. awesome progression!

"Just look at all the fucks I give!"

"Pete... I just wanted to jump on and tell you I'm really glad you're doin' okay."

"Is your name Michael Diamond?" "Naw, mine's Clarence..."

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Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 11:26am.

If Kayne is involved, there's no possible way around it. His flamboyance and ego wouldn't allow anything less.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 1:06pm.

Morning Meatblocks!!!

Me either, never watched a second of this crap.

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Starting from zero got nothing to lose
Maybe we'll make something
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Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 11:26am.

Pookie: Oh, right. Durr!

Well, that would be just as nauseating. But remember, Kris Humphries is deliciously drawing the annulment/divorce out, so we won't have to worry about this for about a year. By which time, the baby will have clawed its way out and there will be a custody battle for its everlasting soul.

It would really annoy the bejesus out of me to see her have another gala Royal Wedding.

Submitted by Pookie on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 9:28am.

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Submitted by Pookie: "What bothers me about these pics is that they are at Cartier. Looking at jewelry. Which probably means an over-publicized, televised, unholy alliance is imminent. UGH."

They WISH.

I doubt Cartier would sully their image.

Although there was that fling St. John had with the baby-hoarding, blood vial-wearing, brother-frenching heroin addict, so I could be wrong."

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What I meant was, a wedding between these two fame whores (Kanye & Kim). But I concur that a commercial alliance would be ridiculous for Cartier. However, it does sound like something PMK would dream up to try and legitimize the hos.

Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 9:17am.

Submitted by Pookie: "What bothers me about these pics is that they are at Cartier. Looking at jewelry. Which probably means an over-publicized, televised, unholy alliance is imminent. UGH."

They WISH.

I doubt Cartier would sully their image.

Although there was that fling St. John had with the baby-hoarding, blood vial-wearing, brother-frenching heroin addict, so I could be wrong.

Submitted by Meatblocks on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 9:05am.

i just want it down for the record ... (because it means something) ... i have never ever ever watched even 10 seconds of this show and will continue in the same bliss until the end of times.
WARNING: when one day my ass lands helplessly in a nursinghome, any fucker turning on any old episodes of this dumbass drivel, in my presence, will quickly have a diaper shoved down their throat and be dismembered, scattered and left for pigeon feed.
fuccccck this.

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

Submitted by Pookie on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 8:58am.

What bothers me about these pics is that they are at Cartier. Looking at jewelry. Which probably means an over-publicized, televised, unholy alliance is imminent. UGH.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 8:19am.

I hope this idiot has every pregnancy complication known, itchy skin rash, hemorrhoids, heartburn, gallbladder dysfunction, bleeding gums, constipation, baby kicking her in the cervix, 41+ weeks of pregnancy, endless painful contractions, baby turned the wrong way, pooping on the table, you name it. I hate this trashy kunt.

Submitted by BangoSkank on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 8:19am.

Co-sign regarding a Dlist ban on all things Kardashian.

The faster they follow Paris into the pop culture graveyard, the better.

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Submitted by dagdog on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 4:51am.

I do not really know, there is something to a woman going shopping in a high-end designer bird costume.
Actually, cute.

Submitted by kylimayrow on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 3:48am.

For all the shade that this site throws on these vapid humans, I feel that this site just keeps them relevant. Even though 100% of the comments are anti this family the on going coverage keeps breathing life into the machine that has been created around these nasty people. I wish Michael K., would quit these bitches.

Submitted by JessicaGiovanna on Sun, 01/27/2013 - 12:41am.

MK, I'm starting to think you being to the dark-side as you keep posting about this trashy family.

I agree with every negative comment made about them on this thread.

Enjoy the remainder of the weekend, Dlisters!

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 11:29pm.

Fetish porn is correct. I bet there were guys fapping to that image of the sister's breast milk dribbled on her leg.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 11:16pm.

Kim's face is SO plastic now.

What a stupid, insecure fool to ruin that face of hers.

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Starting from zero got nothing to lose
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 11:12pm.

What is up with KK's face in that clip? Clownface, LMAO!

#kartrashianintolerant4ever

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Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 11:52pm.

Nope.

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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 10:59pm.

I cannot even begin to express how much I hate this fucking family.

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Starting from zero got nothing to lose
Maybe we'll make something
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Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 10:56pm.

the only thing worse than women who act like their bodies are gross and disgusting is women who actually believe that they are.

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God don't like ugly.

Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 10:55pm.

Boredas: glad your boobay is gonna be okay. That sounds scary. *gives own girls a little pat and well-being check*

Submitted by tojo on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 9:41pm.

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 9:18pm.
Submitted by tojo on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 9:11pm.
I wonder if she thinks she's going to be able to give the baby to Khloe's assistant when she realizes she's "allergic"?

LOL. At least to the nannies. I don't see her as maternal. She'll always put herself first--including using the kid to draw attention to herself.
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Submitted by tojo on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 9:11pm.
I wonder if she thinks she's going to be able to give the baby to Khloe's assistant when she realizes she's "allergic"?

LOL. At least to the nannies. I don't see her as maternal. She'll always put herself first--including using the kid to draw attention to herself.

Submitted by salacious on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 9:12pm.

I have to admit I love the squirting sound effect that was added in post production, it adds more shock value! XD

Hot tip for Kourtney: Kim doesn't take warm, gooey liquids well unless they come from black, phallic-shaped objects.

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Submitted by tojo on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 9:11pm.

I wonder if she thinks she's going to be able to give the baby to Khloe's assistant when she realizes she's "allergic"?

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Submitted by deucenoir on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 8:50pm.

Whatever, Kim. Like she hasn't had gallons of cum and piss squirted all over her trashy self. What kills me is the nouveau prim & proper "lady" act she's always trying to pull.

Bitch got famous off a sex tape and a big ass, trashy ho will always be a trashy ho, no matter how much Cartier and Hermes she buys.

Submitted by Detective_LaToya on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 8:20pm.

I can only hope she comes down with a debilitating case of Psoriatic arthritis.
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Submitted by Hairy Back Mary on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 8:12pm.

I'm so glad I had a few Caesars before seeing this article. MK stop posting about them, you are only exacerbating the disaster that is their fame.

Submitted by Haribo on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 8:07pm.

Ewwww?! Bitch, please!

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

Submitted by Bubbly on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 7:28pm.

I coughed out a Logan Marshall-Green while watching that mess

Submitted by starla1971 on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 7:16pm.

The tackiness of 'new money' never ceases to amaze me!

Submitted by SFRBully on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 6:36pm.

This reminds me of when that dirty dirty girl yanked out and threw her TAMPON at that "lady" for POOPING in her food! hahahahaha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6PPzUW2PIY

ahahahahhaha NASTY ASS COCHINA!!!

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 6:00pm.

Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 5:51pm.
Boredas, what happened to your tittay? Hope it feels better!

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Thanks! An abscess formed on my boob, I put a hot compress on it and slept with it, the next day the sore gushed open, and would not stop bleeding, I saw a black hole and thought a spider had bitten my ass, so I went to the E.R., They told me it was an abscess and gave me meds. Bleeding tits are serious business.

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Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 5:51pm.

Boredas, what happened to your tittay? Hope it feels better!

Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 5:50pm.

Hellraiser, don't throw your pearls before swine. Hang out here.

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 5:42pm.

Submitted by mike on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 3:26pm.
Submitted by annobanano on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 3:20pm.
Not OP but this is a nice lead-in so I'm asking - How is your bewb boredasfuckyo?

That was hot, anno ;)
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Busted ta-tas are always hot, Mike. ;) However my busted ta-ta is healing.

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 5:48pm.

Submitted by annobanano on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 3:20pm.
Not OP but this is a nice lead-in so I'm asking - How is your bewb boredasfuckyo?

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Hey anno, It's better, still sensitize around the sore itself(which surprised me, actually), but it didn't fill back(gag alert) so it didn't need to be sliced open, however it does look like I got punched in the tit around where the sore is because of bruising, but that Mupirocin ointment they gave me is really helping it along, along with the antibiotics. Which I have to drink a lot of water with and kind of makes me drowsy. Aside from that, I'm good, hope all is well with you.
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"Vanity’s a business built to fleece the unique. Silicone and stars collide. The rest will fall in line. Just as beautiful as you are, it’s so pitiful what you are.You should have seen this coming all along."

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Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 4:33pm.
See, this is what I'm talking about. Women who act all prissy and grossed out by every bodily everything, ("I won't even sit on a toilet with a seat cover!") and meanwhile theyre letting three guys pull a train on them or doing ass-to-mouth.

Exactly.

Submitted by Hellraiser on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 5:33pm.

I made a comment about Kim being peed on in another blog site (begins with "C") and was banned. I did not even curse and was banned! This is why I love d-listed and all the posters here. Freedom of speech, bitches!
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What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 5:13pm.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 4:50pm.
"Gay Fish" episode was on last week. They repeat that probably as it's probably one of South Park's most popular episodes.

That was the last decent episode I saw.

Submitted by winniwins on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 5:07pm.

UBF- I had to do that with my four year old over Christmas. Couldn't go anywhere because you never knew and had to get to a toilet fast. She has to stay on Miralax for 6 months.

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Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 4:33pm.
"...and meanwhile theyre letting three guys pull a train on them or doing ass-to-mouth.

--Well, some people can't afford foreskin face wash...

Submitted by babybunny on Sat, 01/26/2013 - 4:56pm.

So she is grossed put by breast milk this poor child of hers is doomed cause babies are all spit and shit, btw she should just wear maternity clothes and quit hiding your pregnancy she looks like an ugly vapid overly botoxed ostrich, I despise this cunt but feel for her baby big time, doomed from the womb