In Other Foreskin News....
While Oprah loves smearing foreskin on her face, Taylor Swift wants nothing to do with it. We finally know the real reason why Taylor Swift and Harry Styles broke up. It's not because he has the face-sucking skills of a slimy garden wanderer or because she wouldn't put out. It's because Harry was sick of Taylor whining at him to get circumcised. Taylor did not like the fact that his dick looks E.T. going for an undercover bike ride.
A completely reliable source who totally isn't the intern at The National Enquirer tells Mike Walker (via Lainey Gossip) that Taylor Swift is no friend of H.O.O.P.'s, because she can't stand uncut penis.
“Taylor didn’t like the fact that English-born Harry was not circumcised – she even suggested he undergo surgery! Harry made it clear he had no intention of changing anything. He asked her not to mention it again. But Taylor never missed the chance to poke fun or make a comment. At first, Harry just rolled his eyes and tried to ignore her, but the final straw came when she suggested once again that he get...snipped!”
This is extremely good news for fans of uncut dick and fans of dick of every kind (aka the team I'm on). More uncut dick for us! I've never cared if the peen is naked or wearing a Slanket. It has never mattered to me. I've seen some scary-looking uncut peen and I've seen a cut dick that looked like it was wearing a chewed-up calamari ring as a necklace. They botched that shit. But I still didn't care. If it can get the job done, who cares? And I don't even care if the uncut peen is covered with seven kinds of cracker spread. Just scoop it out, use it to open your first Hickory Farms franchise and keep the fun moving.
Here's peen hood hater Taylor Swift at the 40 Principales Awards in Madrid last night.
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What kind of crazy bitch tells the guy they've been dating only a few weeks to get surgery on their dick? I believe in circumcision--- I'm not a fan of the pig in a blanket look and it's supposed to be cleaner and healthier (that and "all the Jew blood in me" as one of my teachers from Catholic School put it)--- but REALLY????? I would love to think that his response was "Okay, I'll do it if you get bigger implants."
Seriously, WTF?????? Making ANY comment about your boyfriend's junk is touchy subject. TELLING HIM TO GET CUT, THOUGH? Especially when you've only been dating a few weeks. Oh my God... AHHHHHHH...
I'm starting to think she's seriously disturbed. Not even in a funny way. Like in a "She's going to become a serial killer who kills her ex-boyfriends and keeps their mummified, decorated and made-up corpses in her basement" kind of way. If there starts to be an epidemic of missing dark-haired young celebrity guys, we'll know where to look, even if we don't want to.
Please, Dr Freud, help us out. We desperately need to see Casper [the Friendly Ghost] fuck his mother! --- Cinema Snob
Prissy little airheaded slut a.k.a. the typical all-American girl.
It would be better for everybody's health if this twat would return to her mothership and leave this damn planet, and that's a bigger medical fact than what all the anti-foreskin morons keep whining about.
"No intelligent life form writes in caps lock" ~GOD
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I don't blame her. If her had her fame, money, and looks, I would be fucking EVERYBODY!!
Submitted by ewesocrazy on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 10:48pm.
UTI's are usually caused by E. Coli that are already present on your snatchy bidness, your rough sexy times be pushing them up your urethra, whether your man sports a cleanly turtleneck or not.
Ssh. It's funnier to read all the comments here from people who know absolutely nothing about their own sexual health.
Submitted by Good Kiddance on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 1:54pm.
Ladies here are a bit jealous cause Taylor regardless of her reputation is a stunning, sultry woman. Guys like her lips which are perfection. They are the perfect cupid's bow. Her face is also very symmetrical which is the benchmark of how beauty is judged. She has that "Sharon Stone" look in her eyes now that she could gobble a guy up and lick her chops.
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I think her eyes are too small and squinty, but her new boobs look good. She's free now if you want her. She can buy a place near you.
LMAO!! But what happened for centuries in non-Jewish, non-Muslim cultures when no man was circumcised? Did all the womens run around with UTIs? Does China, say, have an off-the-charts UTI rate?
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Not quite sure, especially considering Chinese female births
I haven't been able to check :(
seriously, any guy who dates her from this point forward is just whipped or is willing to put his nuts on a shelf for the publicity...
"Just look at all the fucks I give!"
"Pete... I just wanted to jump on and tell you I'm really glad you're doin' okay."
"Is your name Michael Diamond?" "Naw, mine's Clarence..."
I feel Bald Britney part II coming on any day now...
"Just look at all the fucks I give!"
"Pete... I just wanted to jump on and tell you I'm really glad you're doin' okay."
"Is your name Michael Diamond?" "Naw, mine's Clarence..."
i dont know if i believe this. unless he smelled horrible and she wanted nothing to do with it that way. ive experienced that smell. it's not something you forget easily. but just to get cut for the hell of it? naw. don't believe it. i think she might have made a comment that got exaggerated for good gossip.
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She's looking very hot, she's got that going for her. I doubt she was about to pull a Madonna-Ritchie here. Just don't buy it. This was a Bieber-Gomez pairing for pure press. We all know who he is now, do we not? Yup.
Team: "fans of dick of every kind (aka the team I'm on)" - yes! And Calimari! :p
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Winni..LMAO.. I think our Grams were friends...the stuff that would come out of her mouth never failed to surprise. We didn't discuss peep paw peen tho. That one could scar a child..
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
For the guys unhappy about getting cut as babies against their will:
http://www.4restore.com/whyrestore.htm
Submitted by JimiJanisJim on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 2:40pm.
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 1:56pm.
This is gross but anyone who's been around a stallion or gelding horse can attest to the cheese. It can be like dried mozzarella all over it.
Research is in debate as to whether it's better to clean or let nature do its thing.
Breeding stallions obviously get cleaned off (in the mare) more often.
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How can nature "do its thing" with a gelding since it is made so by man?
There is nothing natural about this state, thus the sheath needs cleaning at least once a year.
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I've been doing sheath cleanings since I was 7. That being said, men and horses are similar. Some are just worse than others. A few years back I had a stable boy who always seemed to find busy work in the vicinity of my horsey knob polishes. Weird fucker but, that's another story. My husband is uncut and the sex is the best I've ever had. Definite difference,in my opinion. On another note my grandmother told me that my grandfather had to be circumcised in order to enlist for WWII. Worst pain ever he said. I guess he used to have to wear a dick cozy so it wouldn't rub the tip of his pants and make him ejaculate. wish she'd never told me that.
Now THIS I believe. National inquirer got something right..
This is all making me want to take a long bath.
If you shower every day (or two if an athlete or work makes you sweat/stink) and soap up your balls or boxes, have a healthy diet, your private boxes should not smell in any way bad.
Eating a lot of fish can cause fishy smells in lady boxes and men's bidness, and diets heavy in spices etc can also cause smelly pits and boxes and can even be eliminated via many part of the body through the skin. Garlic is a big culprit of that.
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Submitted by EdmundLangdown on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 9:22pm.
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Completely bogus. Uncut cock does not = UTI's.
If it did then it would be impossible for the mostly-uncut European countries to have lower rates of UTIs than mostly-cut USA. But they do.
Unless a guy has a major personal hygience problem the increased risk of UTIs from an uncut cock is negligible.
And if the guy you're fucking is a health-risk you really shouldn't be bare-backing anyway - use a condom.
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The only time I got an UTI was because I was living on a 25ft sailboat with limited washing up facilities. My bf at the time had a cut peen.
Cock (whether natural or agonizingly mutilated) does tend to reek if unclean, as does taint and the inner thigh area,the same goes for pits and feets. I don't know why that's so difficult for people to understand.
I've provided stress relief to both kinds at the end of a long work day and any difference in cleanliness/smell is negligible (to paraphrase an earlier commenter, what kind of people are you guys blowing???).
Also, I'm REALLY not on board with the whole "he's an infant, he won't feel it" sentiment. Circumcision is a barbaric thing to do to a helpless infant. If you have a problem with the turtleneck, have a talk with him when he's 18 (or 21, or 45)and suggest he get a very sensitive chunk of skin lopped off of his wang. I'm sure he'll get right on that.
UTI's are usually caused by E. Coli that are already present on your snatchy bidness, your rough sexy times be pushing them up your urethra, whether your man sports a cleanly turtleneck or not.
With her new implants she has a nice little body. Her face & her shitty songs are still inexcusable to me.
I hate Taylor Swift, but she looks great in these photos. *shoots self in the face*
Also, nice planted PR item about the uncircumcised dick being a deal breaker. Yeah, our Taylor, quite the man eater. *rolls eyes*
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Submitted by que cochina on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 4:33pm.
Bad hygiene often causes phimosis - chronic dick cheese.
Here's a color close-up of a phimosic dick if you don't plan on eating till Monday (whaa? it's science):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phimosis
Submitted by Jintess on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 7:15pm.
I dated an uncut guy, I named him the "Urinary tract infection giver"
I didn't bug him about it, I just stopped having sex with him and found a job out of state.
LMAO!! But what happened for centuries in non-Jewish, non-Muslim cultures when no man was circumcised? Did all the womens run around with UTIs? Does China, say, have an off-the-charts UTI rate?
I am married to an "uncut" (LOL). He was born in Italy, and maybe they don't do the circ there (?) Anyway, he washes every day and he is very clean. We've been together 11 years with no UTIs, so I don't know...if you got a UTI from someone, maybe that person wasn't very clean to begin with, or...? Oh and it's no big mystery how the foreskin goes back...when the penis gets erect, the foreskin just slides back, it's not rocket science, people!!!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 7:52pm.
Meh, uncut cock= UTI infection. It's just that simple and I ain't never had no dick worth one of those. Shade all you want, but cut cock is cleaner.
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Completely bogus. Uncut cock does not = UTI's.
If it did then it would be impossible for the mostly-uncut European countries to have lower rates of UTIs than mostly-cut USA. But they do.
Unless a guy has a major personal hygience problem the increased risk of UTIs from an uncut cock is negligible.
And if the guy you're fucking is a health-risk you really shouldn't be bare-backing anyway - use a condom.
Submitted by miz cynical on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 1:44pm.
Never dated a guy with an uncut one, so I have this horrible question 0 when you give him a bj, do you peel that part back to? Or do you ignore it? Are you worried about the cleanliness underneath?
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Not usually. For most uncut guys the foreskin naturally retracts as he gets hard. So unless you're starting off on a completely flaccid cock (unlikely, unless you've caught him by complete surprise) you won't have to pull it pack. And even if he's semi-flaccid, the action of your lips will do the rest.
And I'm genuinely perplexed by all the fear of uncleanliness with uncut cocks. I'm English, have been with dozens of uncut guys and have NEVER encountered this 'cheddar' or smell that people are talking about.
If you shower each day and take 30 seconds to clean your cock (and why wouldn't you?) then that sort of thing just shouldn't happen.
Yep Diamond. Again, they break and the nasty comes through.
UTI's are no joke.
Guys who don't know how to clean their penis: Run away
For the gals worried about UTI infections with an uncut peen. Doncha all use condoms?
Submitted by Esteem on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 6:37pm.
The nerve of this poopsicle bitch to suggest an adult male cut off a part of his body so it would aesthetically pleasing for her.
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It's not about that, it's about the bacteria that builds up under the foreskin. Unless a guy is super vigilant about keeping himself clean it's not a good place to be for his partner.
I'm pro circumcision, if I had a son it would happen so early on in his life he wouldn't remember it.
Though I do agree with you about asking an adult male to have it done. That's quite a stretch. I would just stay away from those who haven't been snipped after experiencing it first hand.
Meh, uncut cock= UTI infection. It's just that simple and I ain't never had no dick worth one of those. Shade all you want, but cut cock is cleaner.
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Submitted by Bigbendy on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 12:51pm.
I dated an uncut guy. I named his peen the helmeted warrior.
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I dated an uncut guy, I named him the "Urinary tract infection giver"
Ugh, to each is own but never again. Unless they have impeccable hygiene or agree to wear a condom every single time (the guy I was seeing did but it broke once and I was in pain for a week)
just won't happen over here.
I didn't bug him about it, I just stopped having sex with him and found a job out of state.
He was British as well. Alan Ruckman looking type. Nice enough just apparently allergic to soap.
Maybe I've been traumatized the David Reimer story, but if I ever have a son, I will not circumcise him. It's unnecessary, just teach them some hygiene ffs.
The nerve of this poopsicle bitch to suggest an adult male cut off a part of his body so it would aesthetically pleasing for her. Twat. How about she get a breast reduction because he likes them small? Bitch.
Been with both kinds, as long as everyone has good hygiene, it's just a dick. You know how to use it, I'm good.
I've never encountered an uncut one in the wild and now that I'm in a long term relationship I may never. My best friend always seems meet all the guys with uncut dicks... Every. Single. Time.
She must be at least 6'2" in those heels!
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
Oh Christ almighty. Yet another reason as to why these two broke up?? WHO FUCKING CARES??? I hate her, I don't care about him, it's not the end of the world. In the immortal words of earth angel Harvey Price, "FUCK OFF!!"
ETA: cut v uncut-- never seen an uncut one, but as long as it's clean, IDGAF. I just prefer my trouser snakes to not wear turtlenecks.
My opinion on cut vs. uncut depends on the dick of whomever I happen to be on at the time,lol. I don't care either way.
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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 2:25pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 2:05pm.
If it's a bris, it's 8 days. If it's because goy parents feel like having it done, it's whenever they and the doc decide to do it.
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I wasn't talking about a bris. Here the ped's schedule it at 10 days. Unless I guess the parents decide to wait I guess, IDK.
Submitted by SFRBully on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 5:34pm.
I ain't Jewish, but I've been to a couple friends' brises. I think a trained rabbi just makes the cut, then puts some antiseptic on it. The ones I went to, the moms cried, the boys cried, and every GD man in the room cringed.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 2:25pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 2:05pm.
If it's a bris, it's 8 days. If it's because goy parents feel like having it done, it's whenever they and the doc decide to do it.
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Does a Rabbi actually do the - gulp - severance?
I know it's not brain surgery, but is there a class in Rabbi school on how to cut a peen?
(You seem to know.)
Uncircumcised Micropenis... Hmmm.
Do they exist?
Yikes!
And to think I couldn't get a buyer for my old cutlery collection.
FFS, how hard is it to keep yer dick clean? I don't shower every single day, however on a non-shower day I at least takes a whore's bath.
People saying "It makes it difficult to clean" need to quit being lazy and gross.
Red Peggy: Believe it or not, there's currently a porn star BRAGGING that she PIONEERED Vagina cosmetic surgery and ...GET THIS...SOLD HER BITS ON EBAY!!! Puke, gag, beach my passport cause I'm moving anywhere......oh well, let's just assume it's a passing craze. How fucking insane is that!
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Okay let's get real here. I have what a consider a normal vajayjay - but after some drunken hair raising conversations with my beauty therapist friends I learned that womans bits come in all manner of shapes and sizes. Apprently one woman had to have her labia gently lifted off her thigh before getting a waxing. I had no idea! (So innocent, I know). But badly packed kababs are a very real thing and totally, totally natural and normal. But now vaginal cosmetic surgery is a thing, how long before it becomes the norm to 'tidy up' woman with hanging bits. Or to make woman feel that if they aren't 'cut and pasted' they are less clean?
Just a thought.
Submitted by NovaNightly on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 3:05pm.
I knew a dude that got a circumcision at 28 years of age and said it was the WORST most painful thing he had endured in his life.
The hospital I formerly worked at did a lot of adult circumcision procedures. Reason? Bad hygiene often causes phimosis - chronic dick cheese. Very icky and uncomfortable.
Submitted by oh dave on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 2:08pm.
Circumcision on men is just as barbaric, in concept, as it is on women and it reduces sexual pleasure by removing some of the most sensitive skin.
As other people have said, male circumcision and female circumcision are really apples and oranges. Later in life does male circumcision ever cause incontinence (both urinary and fecal) or internal bleeding that can lead to death? No? Then they aren't really the same thing, are they?
I hate this bitch even more now, what is the problem with us Americans and having an uncut cock? Why don't you get circumcised bitch, you selfish cunt. Yeah I have a massive problem with circumcison. How dare you chop off half a mans cock to suit your own selfish needs, believe me when the dick is hard you can't tell the fucking difference. I love uncut dick and make no apologies for it. I'm still pissed 30 years later my parents decided to chop off my foreskin for no fuckin reason.
I'm so pissed I need a Xanax.
Needless cosmetic surgery on an infant. What's not to love?
okay I'm done.