Marisa Tomei Is Engaged To That Hot Dude From Prometheus
I really need to take a brush-up course on Marisa Tomei's love life at the University of Phoenix online, because I'm so not up-to-date on the goings on of her vagina, so I had no idea that Logan Marshall-Green has been making regular, if not daily, visits to it for over 4 years. Marisa and Tom Hardy's junior clone have been dating on and off since 2008 and now they're totally on in a major way, because InTouch (via DM) says they are getting married. When Marisa's best friend Rosie Perez asked her why in the hell would she marry a dude who is 12 years younger than her and has a baboon heart (LMG does not have a baboon heart), she said, "I don't make sense, he don't make sense, together we make sense!" Yes, I've watched Untamed Heart way too many times.
Marisa and Logan haven't confirmed this yet, but a source says he gave her an engagement ring around the holiday times, because everybody gave everybody an engagement ring around the holiday times. That source said, “He popped the question over the holidays. She is very happy."
Congratulations to Marisa and the dude with a beaver tail for hair. Will somebody please get them another fucking bike, a two-seater bike or a front chair (like this one) as a wedding gift? Just look at these bitches trying to ride double. You're grown up actors! You're not Cirque du Soleil acrobats or middle schoolers during summer break. Leave the "2 hos, 1 bike" trick to the professionals.
And "Logan Marshall-Green" sounds like the fancy, full name for a green loogie. Green Loogie only goes by the name Green Loogie instead of Logan Marshall-Green, because it doesn't want people to know it came from a rich family. The next time you cough up a green loogie, say you coughed up a Logan Marshall-Green. It'll make you sound way more proper and refined.
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Just love her. She is gorgeous! So is Logan. Congratulations to them. How refreshing they kept it quiet for all this time. Very smart. ;)
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Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 10:08pm.
At least it deviated from the usual trope of having the foreign-actor-played character die quickly while the Hollywood Barbie survives."
I would agree, dementa, expect for the fact that Noomi Rapace's character was stupid and willing to risk the lives of everyone else on the ship for her boyfriend who was clearly beyond help. The only passably intelligent thing she did was abort her alien octopus, but she negates that small amount of gumption by going on some God-quest.
Charlize Theron's character was, in my opinion, far more level-headed and got killed because of NR's search for God or some other spectacularly goofy shit.
Also, not for nothing, Charlize Theron may look like Barbie but her character was hardly a bimbo. She wouldn't let a clearly contaminated and dying man back on the ship and she wanted to get the fuck out of Dodge when the plan went the sideways.
Also, apologies for being pedantic, but she and Rapace are not American. Recall, she's South African born and raised.
I guess my problem with the movie was I was such a fan of 'Alien' and 'Aliens' and the strength of Ripley that 'Prometheus' kind of felt like a betrayal to me.
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Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 10:08pm.
At least it deviated from the usual trope of having the foreign-actor-played character die quickly while the Hollywood Barbie survives.
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Hot couple. I'm going to pray I have a little bit of the vampire gene Marisa has.
Submitted by daisydaisy on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 12:00pm.
I'm kinda jealous because he's exactly my type. As far as the age difference, I don't see it as a problem. However, here's a thing- a friend of mine who's 43 y.o. is dating a guy 35 y.o. Lately, he's been saying he wants kids. She feels too old to have one. Will their realtionship survive? It's kinds hard to tell. Marisa and her hot boy made me think of my friend
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Sure if your friend gets pregnant now and actually wants a kid.
Men are strange. I remember when I was dating and guys never seemed to care about being on the same track as me about kids. I wasted reproductive years on that shit. I think people know whether or not they want kids.
It warms my heart to hear you guys hated 'Prometheus' as much as I did. If I wasn't with a bunch of friends I would have walked out when the biologists (aka scientists, aka as people who devote their lives to discovery and the advancement of knowledge) ran away from a thousands year-old severed head like a bunch of 7 year olds running from the monster under the bed. Yes, the visuals were stunning. Yes, Fassbender was great in it - as was Charlize - although I was pissed when Charlize, who was smart enough to turn a flame thrower on the human mutating into an alien rather than let him onto the ship, was killed while unforgivably stupid bitch lived because she believed in God or some equally insulting bullshit. Fuck that movie.
That being said, congrats to them. Marissa Tomei has never bothered me and I cried like a little girl at 'Untamed Heart'.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
I liked Untamed Heart. Corny, but a great movie.
I also like Marisa Tomei. Still such a hot piece at an older age. I would do just about anything and then some just to look like that when I am older. Woo!
Plus, that dude is HOT. Go get it, girl!
Haha, GG, you said "assbender".
And for all y'all who are wondering about the kid thing...let me remind you...NOT EVERYONE WANTS CHILDREN. Jeebuz, why do people always just assume everyone wants kids? I never did, and neither did my ex. Of course, he's now a stepdad to four ( i think) and so am I. Lol. Life kicks ya sometimes.
I've got acute bronchitis and I am crankier than Kim Lardassian with hemorrhoids, but I like Marisa Tomei and I looooooooooooved Untamed Heart. Thanks MK for bringing up one of the crappiest movies of the 90s:
"Look at him over there. He looks like a tumor (sic). And his hair, oh Gawd, it just bawthers me so much!" Rosie Perez was the Bomb in that. Plus it had hockey in it.
Go, Marisa. And thank you for not putting your whole life in the public eye like some of these walking cancers out there.
Now, I'm off to watch the ball pit episode of The Big Bang Theory, which is about the only show on tv I can stand these days (and actually enjoy).
Are we sure this isn't Tom Hardy?
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Is this the same Marisa Tomei that did not win that oscar? Not that it matters at least she is getting some dick.
I'm happy for her and jelly at the same time. Homegirl ages well.
*Crackie is growing up*
I wonder if they're getting married because her biological clock is TICKIN' LIKE THIS! *stomps one heel on the ground over and over*
Seriously, though, good for her. I always liked her, and that guy is smokin'.
Marisa might be like my mom's 56 year old friend, who still gets regular flow, has great hair, eats healthy and exercises, hardly has any wrinkles and just looks really amazing for her age. Some people are just lucky, I guess.
She looks absolutely incredible! Nowhere near 48 years old. Even plastic face Kim K. looks older that her. awesome she nabbed that 12years younger stud.
Submitted by loozer on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 11:23am.
Jackie Boy!!!
How are ya?
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Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 12:42pm.
Well I gotta admit that some scientists ARE stupid enough to do that.
"Hey, here's a random new kind of animal we've never seen before. LET'S KISS IT!"
http://scienceblogs.com/zooillogix/2007/12/17/new-pygmy-possum-and-giant...
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I think this guy is hotter than Tom Hardy. Tom Hardy pulled that "I'm a serious actor so I must gain and loose weight for every role" shit one too many times and it really ages you, he either looks older than he is or bloated now.
Respect the Murse (man purse). I take public transport....or my bike.....and lots of academic types carry them, instead of the ugly, heavy, stuffy briefcase.
Geez.
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Submitted by greeneggs on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 1:42pm.
Submitted by moomarse on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 12:30pm.
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Truth is I love Marisa! Cousin Vinny was CLASSIC! Congrats to her!
I've always liked Marisa Tomei. Never heard of him but he's hot (minus the man-purse). Get it!
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Submitted by moomarse on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 12:30pm.
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Hahaha! Truth! That bike seat is definitely doing some damage!
Sorry, the only hot guy in Prometheus was Assbender!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Oh and she was in one of my favorite mindless rom-coms ever, Only You, with the yummy RDJ. A great rainy Sunday have my period flick.
Check out pick {{sigh}}:
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I like her a lot, ever since "My cousin Vinny". She was fantastic.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
BamBam - add Giada, Kelly Ripa, Ryan Seacrest, ad infinitum to that list!
Marisa is a cutie patootie.
Submitted by que cochina on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 12:50pm.
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Total truth. Take Julia Louis Dreyfuss for example. I love that woman, she's funny as hell but the bitch is a human bobble head.
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eat me tony kornheiser.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck NO! This is my woman, she has always been my woman. Why is these good year pimps trying to run up on all my wimmens? lols
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 11:25am.
I hate the shape of his head. It was really distracting in Prometheus.
Haha! The chat show host, Merv Griffin, had this theory that big melons transfer well to TV. There are loads of TV folk with huge noggins, so, truth or fiction?
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 12:18pm.
Submitted by daisydaisy on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 12:00pm.
However, here's a thing- a friend of mine who's 43 y.o. is dating a guy 35 y.o. Lately, he's been saying he wants kids. She feels too old to have one. Will their realtionship survive?
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Hmmm, interesting question. I'd say, unless your friend gets pregnant right this minute, there's not a great chance of her having a kid with this guy. And if he does want children, that's a big thing. On the other hand, why is a guy who supposedly wants children dating a woman in her 40s? Unless he's just messing around, then feelings got more serious. Guys are weird.
I love Marisa Tomei and thinks she's so freaking sexy. She's one of those lucky women who keeps getting better in her 30s and 40s. Damn her.
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Guys are weid. I'm thinking he might've changed his mind? Maybe his friends are starting to have kids and now he wants one too?
@ Whamo -- hi! what is a "pin toke"?
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Marisa Tomei is a girl crush and idol of mine! How does she still look so fit and youthful? I swear I didn't look that good when I was 16! God bless!
@dementa
Well I'm glad to hear the ratings have gone down a bit. I remember one of the main reasons I saw the film was because the ratings were so good for it.
I agree, the visuals in that film were spectacular but no amount of visuals can make up for someone trying to pet a damn hissing alien snake like its a fluffy puppy o_O I seriously almost walked out on that scene.
And yeah, just about every negative review on RT compares The Hobbit to LOTR which kinda explains alot...
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Well done, Ms. Tomei, well done. And congrats, too.
submitted by cocoebert on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 12:09pm.
Then get thee to a library/netflix and fix that! "Alien" is one of my favorite movies of all time. It's amazing that that was one of Sigourney Weaver's first roles ever, and her first major one.
A movie like this would never get made today. There's no sex (well, except alien mouth-rape), very little nudity, the lead character is a capable mature woman who looks a bit mannish instead of a busty sobbing 20-year-old bimbo, nobody is a hunk or babe, and it's all practical effects with no CGI.
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Submitted by greeneggs on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 12:20pm.
I really like Marissa--have ever since she was Maggie on A Different World!
I do want to know how she is keeping her shoes on while riding on the back of that bike. Seriously, how are they not falling off of her feet?
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her toes are curled from the constant orgasm of riding a bike that way....
I really like Marissa--have ever since she was Maggie on A Different World!
I do want to know how she is keeping her shoes on while riding on the back of that bike. Seriously, how are they not falling off of her feet?
Submitted by daisydaisy on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 12:00pm.
However, here's a thing- a friend of mine who's 43 y.o. is dating a guy 35 y.o. Lately, he's been saying he wants kids. She feels too old to have one. Will their realtionship survive?
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Hmmm, interesting question. I'd say, unless your friend gets pregnant right this minute, there's not a great chance of her having a kid with this guy. And if he does want children, that's a big thing. On the other hand, why is a guy who supposedly wants children dating a woman in her 40s? Unless he's just messing around, then feelings got more serious. Guys are weird.
I love Marisa Tomei and thinks she's so freaking sexy. She's one of those lucky women who keeps getting better in her 30s and 40s. Damn her.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 11:35am.
Actualy it's currently 73, and TH:AUJ is 65. At least the audience approval for TH is 84, while Prometheus' audience approval is roughly equal to the critical response.
As for why, critics didn't like it because A) it's a prequel to a wildly popular trilogy, so they already had "Phantom Menace" lodged in their tiny conical heads
B) the news of it being a trilogy made them decide beforehand that it was too padded (it was, but not THAT much)
C) Most of them either haven't read the book, or expect Jackson to adhere to it way too faithfully and get pissed when he has to turn the very linear "Hobbit" into a 3-act structure with more than one connection to LOTR.
Andy Serkis and the "Riddles in the Dark" scene alone means that it's worthy of being seen multiple times. SO. FUCKING. PERFECT. "Teef? TEEEEEEEF!"
As for Prometheus, I love Noomi Rapace and the Assbender but the movie just made me go "whaaaaaaaaat?" There were SO many plot holes and unexplained problems, and the science was more fantasy than science. Thank God they're ditching Lindelof for the sequel; maybe we'll get some fucking answers.
But hey, it's eye candy so I can enjoy the hot menfolk and watch all the creepy alien stuff and turn my brain off.
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Lucifer,
Yeah, it is pretty scandalous, especially since I consider myself somewhat of a cinephile. I have to do an Alien night and watch all of the good ones.
submitted by cocoebert on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 12:09pm.
I'm not really familiar with the Alien franchise.
GIRL, this situation needs to be rectified. At least see Alien and Aliens - two of my favourite films of all time. Alien 3 and 4 are crap.
Hipster love is the most special love of all the loves.
i think i like marisa...good for you girl....get some!
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OHHH Untamed Heart.. and me with a full weekend of rainy weather and mom visiting. Someone pop the bubbly, its time to play some hockey.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 11:52am.
IDRIS! GUY PEARCE!!! CHARLIZE AND NOOMI
Yes! But there wasn't ENOUGH Idris for me in the film >:0
Prometheus was worth it just for the earth creation scene. One of the most stunning visualizations I've seen on the screen. I thought the movie was better than most people thought, but I'm not really familiar with the Alien franchise.
I love Untamed Heart too! Christian Slater catches the hockey puck and then they makeout. Best scene ever.
Seriously, where's the boooze?
He will always be Trey from The OC to me! I actually saw him do a play at Vassar College about 4 years ago, and he was pretty good. Definitely really hot in person :)