Teen Mom 2's Jenelle Evans Live-Tweeted Her Miscarriage

In the span of 9 days, Jenelle Evans of Teen Mom 2 announced that she was knocked up with a do-over baby, filed charges against her husband of a few weeks for allegedly beating her ass and then went to the hospital because there were complications with her pregnancy. Then early this morning, Jenelle and her ex-boyfriend Gary Head live-tweeted her miscarriage. As I file legal papers asking for extradition to another planet, read this mess:

Pimp Mama Kris doesn't know what to do first: slow clap or take notes.

One of Jenelle's friends told Radar this morning that she did lose her baby and so her mother Barbara doesn't have to move to a different city and change her name, because it turns out she won't have to take care of another kid. A lot of commenters at Radar think that Jenelle was never pregnant and she and her husband Courtland Rogers came up with this scam to get a quick check from Radar. So either Jenelle live-tweeted a fake miscarriage or she live-tweeted a real miscarriage. Whatever the case may be, I'm still going to try to jack a space pod from the Scientology garage, because it's the only way I'll get off this planet. I'll meet you there. Don't give Jenelle our forwarding address.

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Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 2:08pm.

Whatever the truth is, this girl is a fucked up human being that MTV pulled out of a pit because she was controversial, and now she refuses to go away. She'll be announcing pregnant again in 6 months because that's what gets her attention.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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Submitted by Schmoopy on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 2:08pm.

Wow, this is a hoot! I don't watch reality shows, unless Kitchen Nightmares counts. lol This culture is really circling the drain. Whether it was real or not, that chick is a piece of work. What people won't do to hang onto their 15 minutes.

BTW, I think Warhol would have loved this. He would have been disgusted yet fascinated, IMHO.

Submitted by elanenergy on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 2:06pm.

Oh for Gawd's sake (as my grandma used to say) when is this shit fest parading as infotainment finally gonna be put down? MTV, get an identity!

This fine young lady (eyeroll to hell) needs to ...
join Blohan in the North Korean prison camps that Google so conveinently located for us.

My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.

Submitted by tonicbitch on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 2:06pm.

COOL STORY, CRACKIE.

Submitted by rosehips69 on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 2:05pm.

"live-tweeted her miscarriage" is a phrase I hope to never encounter anywhere, ever, again.

And don't blame Twitter for the morons who use it. Some Twitter accounts are awesome.

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 2:04pm.

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 1:59pm.
The door falling off its hinges is a nice touch

I'll bet the rest of the place is a pig sty too.

Submitted by shelfbeast on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 2:04pm.

Somewhere in North Hollywood, Tila Tequila is crying into her bong because her Twitcarriage didn't get nearly as much publicity.

And yes, I hate myself for knowing that Tila Tequila live tweeted a fake miscarriage.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 2:02pm.

Submitted by DiamondDogs on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 1:50pm.

This is disturbing. I'd like to have a few words with the fool who created Twitter.
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i'd like to share a few bullets with them. and everyone associated with this show and the families shown on this show. all i know of it is what i read here, so i don't understand how someone could hate the Boo Boo family but watch this show

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 2:01pm.

THANK GOD!

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 1:59pm.

The door falling off its hinges is a nice touch, as is the Desiderata or something equally trite hanging on the wall.

Submitted by vsminimoose on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 1:58pm.

Jenelle is an idiot but I think it's pretty clear it is her PARENTS that fucked up.

Her mom has no clue how to handle her.....I'm guessing Janelle had her run of the place growing up and she just likes to do whatever she wants. Probably didn't get dick for attention....or maybe too much of it.

Submitted by Oddly_Titillating on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 1:58pm.

Why does the media give this trash any attention?

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 1:57pm.

I'm calling fake pregnancy.. and if it was for realz, that was one smart fetus pulling the escape hatch.. you're better off kid.

Submitted by mike on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 1:57pm.

Lucky fetus.

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 1:56pm.

She and Manti Te'o would make an awesome couple.
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Douchechill!

Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 1:55pm.

Who takes the time to tweet FUUUCCCKKKKK during a miscarriage?

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 1:52pm.

she just gets better every day!

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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA

Sucky 12/19

Submitted by DiamondDogs on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 1:50pm.

This is disturbing. I'd like to have a few words with the fool who created Twitter.

Submitted by vsminimoose on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 1:50pm.

Wow - this has to be hard to stomach for the couples out there that would make good parents but can't because of fertility issues.

Yet this pig is whoring around town and taking pictures of her fake miscarriage to tweet about.