Teen Mom 2's Jenelle Evans Live-Tweeted Her Miscarriage
In the span of 9 days, Jenelle Evans of Teen Mom 2 announced that she was knocked up with a do-over baby, filed charges against her husband of a few weeks for allegedly beating her ass and then went to the hospital because there were complications with her pregnancy. Then early this morning, Jenelle and her ex-boyfriend Gary Head live-tweeted her miscarriage. As I file legal papers asking for extradition to another planet, read this mess:
Pimp Mama Kris doesn't know what to do first: slow clap or take notes.
One of Jenelle's friends told Radar this morning that she did lose her baby and so her mother Barbara doesn't have to move to a different city and change her name, because it turns out she won't have to take care of another kid. A lot of commenters at Radar think that Jenelle was never pregnant and she and her husband Courtland Rogers came up with this scam to get a quick check from Radar. So either Jenelle live-tweeted a fake miscarriage or she live-tweeted a real miscarriage. Whatever the case may be, I'm still going to try to jack a space pod from the Scientology garage, because it's the only way I'll get off this planet. I'll meet you there. Don't give Jenelle our forwarding address.
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I had a miscarriage. No-one but for Mr F and the doc knew at all for weeks and then told two other people in the end, a relative and good friend. Did it over the phone and steeled my voice so they wouldn't see me cry ir know I was.
Therefore live tweeting it is beyond bizzare to me.
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Submitted by CodeRed on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 2:38pm.
the media has to stop glorifying these nobodies.
Agreed. I really hate the media for giving these morons their fame.
Next time save the life of the foetus instead of hers.
I think you're making the grave mistake that you assume to know the "real AW" Nobody knew the real AW - that was the point. What you know about him is based on what he wanted you to know about him.
Not trying to get into a pissing contest here, just saying that in the pre-Internet world, what anyone knows of anyone famous, has been obtained through biographies, primary sources of unreleased material, etc. What came across to me was very different from the popular perception, that's all I was saying. Of course I never knew the guy.
She's really not smart enuff to fake this IMO.
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Submitted by blaase on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 2:36pm.
All people with twitter are attention starved.....
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Twitter is for twats.
dp, my bad
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 2:49pm.
MrsPotatoHead she posted those when she first announced she was "Pregnant"
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Ah. Well it sounds like the whole thing was a stunt anyway. People commenting on Radar say she's on semi-permanent BC (an implant in her arm). The fact that she would fake such a thing is gross beyond words but it's also shitty that media outlets like Radar are willing to fork over piles of cash to jackholes like her.
What a sick little girl.
Human's are scum. And this shithead is one of the scummiest.
MrsPotatoHead she posted those when she first announced she was "Pregnant"
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Submitted by Schmoopy on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 2:31pm.
AW's art was that he was full of shit. Part of it's very meta but most of it is just bullshit.
Well, that's all debatable. He certainly did pioneer this concept of reality TV. I agree that he loved to fuck with the media. He cleverly realized that they had their own agenda and would print whatever they wanted to so he would just affect a persona. The real AW was pretty damned smart, with a twisted sense of humor. Not Asperger's and really quite talented, in his early 60s days.
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I think you're making the grave mistake that you assume to know the "real AW" Nobody knew the real AW - that was the point. What you know about him is based on what he wanted you to know about him.
Gross!!!! & what Snow said!
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
What's the point of these selfies? To show her stomach shrinking from the miscarriage? That is utterly ridiculous, idiotic, crude, disgusting, insensitive...someone chime in here, I'm running out of adjectives.
Please, attention whoring nobody, kindly get hit by a bus. Thanks.
LEAVE REALITY TV ALONE!
there's nothing wrong with being "revolted and facinated"!!!!
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
I can't with this scummy bitch!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Yes, Texndoc - I knew someone who did that and then had to tell everyone at around 13 weeks or so that the fetus had not heartbeat.
Anyhow, this is truly warped, however, I remember Howard Stern joking about his wife's first miscarriage on the air and naming it "Clumpy Stern," saying that all the grandparents really wanted was pictures anyhow. It was in his movie too, Private Parts.
the media has to stop glorifying these nobodies.
add to it that this one's utterly revolting to even look at for starters.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
All people with twitter are attention starved.....
I believe 100 percent she's real and not faking. Point is you keep your mouth shut for at least 8 weeks because the loss rate is so high prior to that. And the earlier the more you can just do it at home. Who doesn't know someone who told everyone too early.
HHeyyyy GG!
Submitted by Gardening Girl:
FUCK YOU FAMEWHORE GENERATION!
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Amen, amen, amen.
Please. Let's finally say "enough" and get rid of all this reality tv shit. I used to love "Top Chef" and "Hells Kitchen" and "Project Runway". Then I guess to keep up with ratings the shows became more about the personal lives and backstabbing of the contestants than about the contest itself. Sheez.
I've never watched the Kardashians or RHWOwhatever and the like because it seems the "stars" have realized that the only way to make it work is to lead a larger than real life... make stupid decisions based on audience reaction... to do things they would never, ever do under normal circumstances just to get attention. And now everyday people accept this behavior and idolize it.
Fuck, I'm old. I don't get it. Ever see the South Park episode re: Raising The Bar? We need James Cameron. James Cameron is James Cameron because James Cameron does what James Cameron does. Or something like that.
Peace.
EDIT: Found it: " James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron!"
AW's art was that he was full of shit. Part of it's very meta but most of it is just bullshit.
Well, that's all debatable. He certainly did pioneer this concept of reality TV. I agree that he loved to fuck with the media. He cleverly realized that they had their own agenda and would print whatever they wanted to so he would just affect a persona. The real AW was pretty damned smart, with a twisted sense of humor. Not Asperger's and really quite talented, in his early 60s days.
Sad and gross. This child needs mental help.
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I swear, sometimes good dick is a thing of evil. - Michael K 1/16/13
What a cheap piece of shit. FUCK YOU FAMEWHORE GENERATION!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by ewesocrazy on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 2:26pm.
Pictures or it didn't happen.
heh.
Wonder if she'd already picked out a name. I hope it was Lucky.
I fuckin' love this chick. The Kartrashians? The Blohans? Their lowbrow antics smack of effort.
Jenelle's trashiness falleth as the gentle rain from Heaven. Upon the place beneath (Wal-Mart); it is twice blessed.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:08pm.
Again, pipe down, Fatty.
Go and waddle to the pantry, stick some cake in your gaping maw and pick some crabs out of your mound and use 'em as sprinkles.
Team#DOGHASCRABS!
Pictures or it didn't happen.
Submitted by Schmoopy on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 2:22pm.
THIS. I'm obsessed with Warhol right now, having just read his Philosophy book (it's scarily accurate, the man was a visionary). He wanted to film some Factory guy who killed himself by grand j'eteing out of a 6th story window.
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I went through a period where I was obsessed with Warhol too - I have that book you've just read. I think I grew out of Warhol though...because, for the most part, that book is full of shit and he's just having fun with the media.
AW's art was that he was full of shit. Part of it's very meta but most of it is just bullshit.
She needs to be sterilized. Sick girl who should not be getting any attention.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 2:09pm.
Too bad she won't live-tweet her suicide. If she was really pregnant, that kid was smart to kill itself.
THIS. I'm obsessed with Warhol right now, having just read his Philosophy book (it's scarily accurate, the man was a visionary). He wanted to film some Factory guy who killed himself by grand j'eteing out of a 6th story window.
(sp in advance for not knowing my proper ballet terms)
I've never been pregnant but if you are miscarrying wouldn't you been in too much pain to be tweeting?
I don't know or care who any of these "Teen Mom"s are, but going by those tweets, and if she ever was pregnant and this is not a stunt, I'd say that foetus is in a better place right now.
I don't get twitter, who is tweeting and who is replying???
real trashy shit
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Don't start none and the'll be none.
This skank-ass hood rat bitch. Wanna know what's wrong with America? Toss this ho into a blender with a Kardashian and you have your answer.
Gross.
I told you when you first reported it that the fact she said she was only 6 weeks would work in our favor.
"Sorry you had to witness that"...so he was physically with her, but she was Tweeting him? Um yeah. Fake.
And they still say a fetus has no awareness. This one clearly jumped ship.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Hey, at least the bf got a laugh out of it (if I'm reading the Tweets correctly)!
Hahahahahaha...."Sorry you had to witness that." STFU
Better jack a few space pods MK. Pretty sure there's alot of Dlisted readers that would join you. God this is pathetic if it's true or not.
LOLOL. Its hard to believe they were tweeting back and forth on their phone throughout a miscarriage.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
The only thing about this I like is the question of whether it's worse if it's fake or real.
Who are these morons and why should I care?
The world dodged a bullet.
This time.
Too bad she won't live-tweet her suicide. If she was really pregnant, that kid was smart to kill itself.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Submitted by vsminimoose on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 1:58pm.
Jenelle is an idiot but I think it's pretty clear it is her PARENTS that fucked up.
Yep, a long line of people who shouldn't have procreated. Sadly, barring fertility issues, it's a default setting of sorts for most people.
She is so fucking gross.
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