In the span of 9 days, Jenelle Evans of Teen Mom 2 announced that she was knocked up with a do-over baby, filed charges against her husband of a few weeks for allegedly beating her ass and then went to the hospital because there were complications with her pregnancy. Then early this morning, Jenelle and her ex-boyfriend Gary Head live-tweeted her miscarriage. As I file legal papers asking for extradition to another planet, read this mess:
Pimp Mama Kris doesn’t know what to do first: slow clap or take notes.
One of Jenelle’s friends told Radar this morning that she did lose her baby and so her mother Barbara doesn’t have to move to a different city and change her name, because it turns out she won’t have to take care of another kid. A lot of commenters at Radar think that Jenelle was never pregnant and she and her husband Courtland Rogers came up with this scam to get a quick check from Radar. So either Jenelle live-tweeted a fake miscarriage or she live-tweeted a real miscarriage. Whatever the case may be, I’m still going to try to jack a space pod from the Scientology garage, because it’s the only way I’ll get off this planet. I’ll meet you there. Don’t give Jenelle our forwarding address.