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January 25, 2013 / Posted by:

Cindy Marlatt, the 59-year-old late-in-life fashion designer from the new season of Project Runway.

Cindy was a funeral director for over 20 years, but in 2008 she decided that she needed a break from dead people, crying eyes, off-white carnations and Adele’s “Someone Like You, so she enrolled in design school and then started her own line. Cindy hugged my heart on last night’s Michael Kors-less premiere (Note: I do miss seeing Michael Kors looking like a sunburnt pug in a blazer. I don’t know what that says about me.) when she came out looking like the assistant manager of a Talbot’s outlet in Ohio. So basically, she came out looking WAY more fashion forward than all of those young try hard whores.

This season of Project Runway is all about teams, so he designers are split up into two teams and have to work together. It’s shitty. Of course, since Cindy is a beauty of a certain age and hasn’t been designing that long, one of the young bitches on her team starts throwing shade at her and says something like, “The way I see it, I only have to be better than one person on my team.” But you can’t shade a bitch who is always standing under a spotlight. Cindy’s hater ends up scrambling to make an outfit and since Cindy has a heart made of gold-plated kindness, she helps her hater out. What’s not to love? Well, her design skills maybe. This is the shit that Cindy put on the runway last night.

I wouldn’t be caught dead in that busted thing! Unless, Cindy was the director of my funeral. Then I’d totally be caught dead in it…for Cindy!

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