Monday, January 28th 2013
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 25th!
Thanks to the instant success of "Gossip Girl: Acapulco" viewers will enjoy another new hit show called "Doctor Who: Escalando" which is starting next month. - robirob
Runners-up:
"Damn those One Direction fuckers!" Usher thinks as he and Bieber realise the record label has drastically cut their allowance for the Indian leg of his world tour. - Emeriesan
Unknowingly, Amish Abraham failed to see the fine print clause that his "mobile phone" came with a serial booth killer. - LA
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Blackberry's new mobile phone doesn't make the impression it intended.
"I'm worried that every time I hurt your feelings that you're gonna start drinking again." Peggy Olson, Mad Men
In today's society, many things become irrelevant: horse and buggies, phone booths, Lil Twist and Justin Beiber. Who am I kidding? Lil Twist was never relevant.
"I'm worried that every time I hurt your feelings that you're gonna start drinking again." Peggy Olson, Mad Men
In today's society, many things become irrelevant: horse and buggies, phone booths, Lil Twist and Justin Beiber. Who am I kidding? Lil Twist was never relevant.
"I'm worried that every time I hurt your feelings that you're gonna start drinking again." Peggy Olson, Mad Men
No one expected the Tardis and the Doctor to "Degenerate".
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
In Arkansas they don't have Bluetooth only black teefs.
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
Verizon rolls out 1G service in Backasswardstan
Django Gangbang: Beastiality edition
After rigging up a swimming pool in the Holler Shain got a changing room for the girls.
those damn hipsters!!!
@Johnny Boy
What Whamo said! Love it!
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Submitted by Johnny Boy on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 4:28pm.
Here's a quarter horse: call someone who cares.
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Bwahaaaa! that's a good one!
Guy farting in closed phone booth, horse that ate Beeferoni, Indian cabbie: Sorry Mr. Patel, you still smell the worst.
The original mobile telephone !!!
Although later found to be in violation of the Sherman Anti-Trust Act, Ma Bell and the Pony Express merge to dominate the Romanian communications market.
Amish portable phone
Unknowingly, Amish Abraham failed to see the fine print clause that his "mobile phone" came with a serial booth killer.
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Why some turds evade the whirlpool...god only knows. They are survivors. The fittest.
- Hysteria
Dr. WTF
Kazahkstanians eagerly await delivery of their new mobile phones.
Two calling turds.
On our way to the Amish farm hoping to tempt them with technology and hot dudes.
Fed up with Jenelle tweeting about her twat Barbara Evans pulled the plug on her whoring daughter's cell phone and replaced it with this.
Have Phone Will Travel reads the voice of a man.
A knight without call waiting in a savage land.
His fast phone for hire head's the calling wind.
A soldier of butt dialing is the man called Paladin.
Paladin, Paladin
Where do you phone?
Paladin, Paladin,
Far, far from home.
My Big Fat Gypsy Telephone
Castro now allows portable phones in Cuba.
The bumper sticker says "My Other Car's A Porta-Potty"
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
RETARDIS
I just called to say Neigh.
My Posse's on Buckwild
Ooooohhhhhhhhhhh
Me and Kid Sensation and that home away from home
In the Black Benz Limo with the cellular phone
Ancient Bluetooth
Ashton goes to great lengths to make sure there is no room whatsoever for Demi to dance......
In Russia, Portable phone owns you.
Thanks to the instant success of "Gossip Girl: Acapulco" viewers will enjoy another new hit show called "Doctor Who: Escalando" which is starting next month.
If Steve Jobs was around to introduce this, it would be a hit!
Submitted by Johnny Boy on Fri, 01/25/2013 - 4:28pm.
Here's a quarter horse: call someone who cares.
LOL!
More local workers displaced by iPhone's predatory expansion practices.
Here's a quarter horse: call someone who cares.
Dr. Why
Vivid's Bang-him Unchained had to make some severe budget cuts in order to afford Justin Beiber's salary.
Superman moves from NY to East Estonia.
The kids from Amish County High do their version of Lady Gaga and Beyonce's Telephone featuring Sarah Jessica Parker
The newest Amish moblie phone -
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And Squinty is so *dramatic* when it comes to hailing a cab. This isn't a Hitchcock movie or a Chico's commercial, bitch!- Michael K.
The new Amish long distance plan is a hit!
"Damn those One Direction fuckers!" Usher thinks as he and Bieber realise the record label has drastically cut their allowance for the Indian leg of his world tour.
Lindsay Lohan goes to great length to get Shawn Holley on the phone
Sarah Jessica Parker finally got a mobile phone!
You'd be horse too if you were tied to your portable phone all day.
Even the Amish have been corrupted by Zuckerburg, who has financed the community's newest tech venture.
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Payphones everywhere are crossing the border to avoid Adam Levine
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Apparently the Justin Timberlake of Estonia is shooting his latest video:
Call all you want, but theres no one home
Cause I done took your telephone...
Production has started on the Telemundo version of "Doctor Who"..."Doctor Que"