Afternoon Crumbs

January 25, 2013 / Posted by:

Hilary Duff got some trout lips to go with her chipmunk cheeks. I think that’s enough for the government to declare her face a wildlife sanctuary – Celebitchy

JLo brings her blow-up doll sexy face and Baby Casper to the Parker premiere – Lainey Gossip

My weekend plans involve printing out all these pictures, spreading them all over floor and then rolling around naked in them for a few hours. I welcome the paper cuts – The Berry 

Future headline: Bryan Singer replaces January Jones with an ice cube in a blonde wig – The Superficial 

Ashley Greene wears leggings while checking her Google Alert for “Ashley Greene wears leggings” – Hollywood Tuna 

No. I repeat, No. – Drunken Stepfather 

The 2013 Coachella lineup needs more Charo, Pia Zadora, La Toya Jackson, Majela Zeze Diamond and La Tigresa Del OrienteTowleroad

That BluePrint juice bottle tells me that Emmy Rossum must be smiling to get through the pain of holding in the non-stop wet shits – Popoholic

Nicole Sullivan thinks MiserAlba lied about how easily the pregnancy weight just slipped off of her body – ICYDK

Today’s iCant moment brought to you by Ashton Kutcher as Steve JobsIDLYITW

Pussies are just like us, they’re scared of Nicki Minaj’s face – OMG Blog

Jennifer Lawrence and a gutter ass wig in W Magazine – Hollywood Rag 

RiRi keeping it demure and refined as always – Just Jared

TGIF! Here’s Orlando Bloom’s nipple plates – Popsugar

Sharon Stone is looking hot! (I really thought this was Sharon Stone) – Boy Culture

Irony overdose alert! Cracked out Courtney Love says that Gwen Stefani owes her entire career to Gavin RossdaleJezebel

Well, Honey Boo Boo Chile IS the Shirley Temple of this generation – Gawker

Sofia Vergara and her coke-loving, orgy-having twat sack of a fiancé might break up soon – I’m Not Obsessed

It’s good to know that Leelee Sobieski wore a skirt with the same print as the lining paper my abuelita used to line her dresser drawers – SOW

FINALLY! The APP and Size Queen Gods have heard our prayers – Manhunt Daily  

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