Megan Will Be Back To Annoy You On The Next Season Of Mad Men
Bad news for those of you who were hoping that an anvil fell on Megan's head and she moved to Kansas to milk goats, because she got a case of amnesia and suddenly thought she was a farmer's wife. That didn't happen. Megan is back (and is looking like Lana Del Rey), so prepare your eyeballs for rolling. I see Megan leaning over Don Draper and whispering, "Yes, honey, the drip is back," at him as he tries his hardest to control the explosive diarrhea that wants to shoot out of his ass. Megan has that effect on a ho.
Mad Men is back on April 7th and AMC pushed out these season 6 promo pictures that aren't awkward at all. They all look like me when I went to this sober dude's party and he refused to let anybody drink or bring booze into his apartment. We all tried snorting soda water through straws, thinking that the bubbles might take our heads higher, but it didn't work.
Anyway, Megan is back, Skinny Betty is back and Peggy's Peter Pan collars are back! I would spend my time wondering what in ten shades of satin hell is that on Christina Hendricks' body, but I'm too busy feeling sad over the fact that there's zero appearances from the Hammaconda in these pictures. AMC needs better marketing people who understand that the Hammaconda should be getting top billing now.