How Good Is Ronaiah Tuiasosopo’s Lady Voice?

January 24, 2013 / Posted by:

During Manti Te’o’s interview with Katie Couric, which airs today, he claims that he’s not a STUNT QUEEN, he’s just a gullible bitch, because he wasn’t a part of the fake dead girlfriend hoax and he had no idea that his friend Ronaiah Tuiasosopo was Lennay Kekua the entire time. Manti says that why would he take part in a hoax that has ruined his reputation and possibly screwed with his football career. But even if this does ruin his football career, that’s okay, because he can get a job working from home. Manti read that Debbie’s mom makes $566/a day posting links on Google. Unbelievable!

Manti gave Katie Couric 3 voicemails that he thought were from his fake girlfriend, but they were really from Ronaiah Tuiasosopo. In the voicemails, Ronaiah as Lennay, talks about her chemotherapy sessions, gets jealous over Manti having another girl in his room and tells him she was released from the hospital. Ronaiah’s lawyer says that he pretended to be a woman and put on his “falsetto” voice every time he talked to Manti. Here’s just one of the voicemails, you can here the rest at Deadspin:

If you need to compare Ronaiah’s lady voice to his man voice, here’s a clip of him talking normal. I don’t know, if I was working the drive-thru at McDonald’s and Ronaiah spoke in his regular voice, I don’t think I’d call him “miss.” So either his lady voice is that good or he’s using some kind of software. I don’t know, but I do know that I want to hear a clip of Lennay and Manti phone fucking each other. I really need to hear Ronaiah make lady orgasm sounds as his peen explodes.

And TMZ says that Manti isn’t the only dude who Ronaiah supposedly tricked. Ronaiah has feelings for dudes, but he doesn’t want to face those feelings, so he created a fake girl and lives vicariously through her.

We’re told Ronaiah used the female persona in many encounters, but so far there’s no evidence he became intensely emotionally attached to anyone — until Manti. We’ve confirmed when Ronaiah spoke with Manti as “Lennay Kekua” he used his own voice.

Indeed … Ronaiah’s feelings became so intense, he blew his cover on December 6 because it was hard to walk away. He never intended to reveal Manti was actually talking to a man … he just wanted to reconnect with Manti, but still as a woman.

Our sources say Ronaiah has buried his feelings to the point he has little emotion about anything. We’re told even the scandal has not produced intense emotions.

Well, I guess that’s one awkward way to come out, awkwardly.

How old is Ronaiah? I mean, most of us outgrew the whole “pretend to be a woman on Craigslist to get straight men to have phone sex with you” phase in our teens! Okay, in our early twenties. Okay, in our mid twenties. Okay, last week. But still.

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