How Good Is Ronaiah Tuiasosopo's Lady Voice?
During Manti Te'o's interview with Katie Couric, which airs today, he claims that he's not a STUNT QUEEN, he's just a gullible bitch, because he wasn't a part of the fake dead girlfriend hoax and he had no idea that his friend Ronaiah Tuiasosopo was Lennay Kekua the entire time. Manti says that why would he take part in a hoax that has ruined his reputation and possibly screwed with his football career. But even if this does ruin his football career, that's okay, because he can get a job working from home. Manti read that Debbie's mom makes $566/a day posting links on Google. Unbelievable!
Manti gave Katie Couric 3 voicemails that he thought were from his fake girlfriend, but they were really from Ronaiah Tuiasosopo. In the voicemails, Ronaiah as Lennay, talks about her chemotherapy sessions, gets jealous over Manti having another girl in his room and tells him she was released from the hospital. Ronaiah's lawyer says that he pretended to be a woman and put on his "falsetto" voice every time he talked to Manti. Here's just one of the voicemails, you can here the rest at Deadspin:
If you need to compare Ronaiah's lady voice to his man voice, here's a clip of him talking normal. I don't know, if I was working the drive-thru at McDonald's and Ronaiah spoke in his regular voice, I don't think I'd call him "miss." So either his lady voice is that good or he's using some kind of software. I don't know, but I do know that I want to hear a clip of Lennay and Manti phone fucking each other. I really need to hear Ronaiah make lady orgasm sounds as his peen explodes.
And TMZ says that Manti isn't the only dude who Ronaiah supposedly tricked. Ronaiah has feelings for dudes, but he doesn't want to face those feelings, so he created a fake girl and lives vicariously through her.
We're told Ronaiah used the female persona in many encounters, but so far there's no evidence he became intensely emotionally attached to anyone -- until Manti. We've confirmed when Ronaiah spoke with Manti as "Lennay Kekua" he used his own voice.
Indeed ... Ronaiah's feelings became so intense, he blew his cover on December 6 because it was hard to walk away. He never intended to reveal Manti was actually talking to a man ... he just wanted to reconnect with Manti, but still as a woman.
Our sources say Ronaiah has buried his feelings to the point he has little emotion about anything. We're told even the scandal has not produced intense emotions.
Well, I guess that's one awkward way to come out, awkwardly.
How old is Ronaiah? I mean, most of us outgrew the whole "pretend to be a woman on Craigslist to get straight men to have phone sex with you" phase in our teens! Okay, in our early twenties. Okay, in our mid twenties. Okay, last week. But still.
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One more reason everyone should turn off the retarded tv news.
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What a mess.
"lady orgasm sounds as his peen explodes." -- hahaha I don't know if I'd want to hear that from either of these two.
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Can't argue with ya on this one...yikes!
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Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Thu, 01/24/2013 - 9:22pm.
I guess I can buy his story. It's not the weirdest net deception I've ever read.
THIS is...
http://www.vanityfair.com/ontheweb/features/2005/02/bachrach200502
Submitted by misslainey on Thu, 01/24/2013 - 10:50pm.
Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Thu, 01/24/2013 - 9:22pm.
I guess I can buy his story. It's not the weirdest net deception I've ever read.
THIS is...
http://www.vanityfair.com/ontheweb/features/2005/02/bachrach200502
Holy frijole!
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Wow. That kid was the master of alts. What a bizarre tale.
Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Thu, 01/24/2013 - 9:22pm.
I guess I can buy his story. It's not the weirdest net deception I've ever read.
THIS is...
http://www.vanityfair.com/ontheweb/features/2005/02/bachrach200502
Holy frijole!
The guy will come out of the closet when he is ready. This story is stupid and I am sick of hearing about it.
Mai Tai maybe a delusional gay man, but he's not as bad as Michael Vick. Let the guy play football.
I guess I can buy his story. It's not the weirdest net deception I've ever read.
THIS is...
http://www.vanityfair.com/ontheweb/features/2005/02/bachrach200502
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Wow! Totally duping delight. This guy also belongs in a warehouse.
---------- Dying’s for amateurs. C. Sheen
still, being in jail having been found guilty in illegal dog fighting kept Micheal Vick in the NFL when he was released 2 years later from the clink.
this guy may be gay, may be gullible, may be in on a dumbass hoax for attention, publicity and money, but he's no criminal.
there are many worse felons in the NFL and stars.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
This story reminds me of the whole "Balloon Boy" saga. But it gets to be even more irritating. Can we PLEASE not talk about these losers anymore?? OMG, I can't believe this is considered news. WTF
Submitted by TOPANGA on Thu, 01/24/2013 - 4:25pm.
Again, I call bullsh*t on all of this. How could this dude NOT know. If your long distance gf is dying of cancer AND gets into a serious car accident, you never once hop on a plane to see her? No Skype, no Facetime no nothing!?Just two closeted homosexuals who's plan of keeping their relationship under wraps getting waaay out of control. Its all quite sad and ridiculous.
Word.
This is interesting to Mr. Hekki and me because we're twisted, I guess.
I had been wondering who Manti was actually talking to and pleased that I was right. We decided it was that creeper Roniah, taking like a girl. Mr. Hekki had me rolling with his falsetto.
Ha!!! did you see the catfish episode where that albino looking kid thought he was in a relationship with that idiot former beauty queen turned celebrity rehab Keri Ann peniche. Course it turne out to be his friend in the end who "catfished" him.
Um, sorry, I still don't buy it. For some reason Ronaiah's agreed to be the fall guy in this crazy scenario. Maybe he's being paid really well or blackmailed for something, but Manti is refusing to come clean because he has everything to lose. I still think both these sociopathic bitches were in on the scheme. Manti always seemed a little too smug about his dead girlfriend and the attention her death brought to him. Fucking weirdo and phoney.
It's news--and won't go away anytime soon--because (1) it's a bizarre human-interest story and (2) football is king in America and this sad guy was captain of an old-line, Catholic powerhouse that played in the national championship two weeks ago. Wait till the NFL draft process starts up...
I know a guy who is gay and he met a girl on Myspace a few years ago who pretended to be a gay guy for about a year. When they finally met in person it didn't turn him off, he decided he liked her and last I heard they had got engaged. Strange as hell, why would anyone even bother doing that for?
I am a little unclear as to what happened here, and I am pretty sure I do not care. What ever happened to following REAL news?
Those idiots in the government are really screwing around - not doing their jobs. So much crap is being thrown at us, and all the masses can focus on is whether Beyonce was lip synching at the Inauguration.
Ugggh. The world is going to hell in a hand basket...
This story is starting to irritate me. Since it's constantly in my face, I have a comment.
Everyone involved here needs an ass-kicking. The football player needs it for being stupid beyond measure, and the perp needs it for being a sociopathic freak.
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
O.k. fine, but then why did he do interviews talking about missing "her" and how he wish he could see her "again"? I would like to believe him but I can't.
He just had to be in on it because of the way he referred to this supposedly dead girlfriend and the way he talked about their relationship.
I think this poor young guy is just not hip to the adult game. We're living in a different time now. Everything goes through the internet for verification. People are too easy to keep track of through their social media outlets and websites like people finders, or "been verified". This guy has to be stupid because if he weren't he wouldn't have tried this nonsense otherwise. This girl had no online presence at all. Why did he think of that? It's just too easy to disprove peoples lies nowadays. So i don't know what he's playing at, but one thing for sure is that he's really dumb.
Submitted by saltydog on Thu, 01/24/2013 - 4:46pm.
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I so want you guys to see Monday's so we can talk about it. I shouldn't laugh at someone struggling with their sexuality, but the way he tried to play it off was just so unbelievable, plus he was cruel to woman because of his selfishness, so I don't feel bad!
Submitted by REDMOND on Thu, 01/24/2013 - 4:19pm.
Monday's was awesome. Dude was all excited when he thought the chick he was meeting was transgendered. Once she told him she wasn't trans he got all pouty and made up a story about how he'd used her for money. It was soooo obvious he was hunting dick, but he tried to play it off like he wasn't. Nev's camera man buddy was super on to him though!
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That sounds good! I liked the other one with the trans guy who pretended to be a Swedish guy because the ending was really heart warming. And I have a huge crush on Max the camera man hahaha
One of those two had to be gay!
This Shakespearean tragedy isn't over...waiting for the webcam sex tape.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 01/24/2013 - 4:37pm.
@RED, hahaha I haven't seen that one yet . It sounds awesome !!
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You MUST!!!!!
first off, WHY IS THIS EVEN NEWS?? we all know most jocks aren't exactly Mensa members, but this guy makes even a dull butter knife seem like a Ginsu with this shit.
That sounded like a dude trying to sound like a chick. People need to watch more Drag Race.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
@RED, hahaha I haven't seen that one yet . It sounds awesome !!
*still fanning crotchital region*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
@ GG - lmfao re your dickmatization!! but bambam posted "in your system." i did "didn't mean to turn you on" and "bad case of loving you" ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
OMG FOXXY YOU HAD TO PUT ON RP's IN YOUR SYSTEM!!! That was from when I was TOTALLY dickmatized by this one asshole - and yes I would ask for a repeat if the Mr. Gardener allowed it! *fans self*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Again, I call bullsh*t on all of this. How could this dude NOT know. If your long distance gf is dying of cancer AND gets into a serious car accident, you never once hop on a plane to see her? No Skype, no Facetime no nothing!?Just two closeted homosexuals who's plan of keeping their relationship under wraps getting waaay out of control. Its all quite sad and ridiculous.
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Who???!!
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 01/24/2013 - 3:56pm.
Reg catfish the show: I love when they confront the poor suckers with full on evidence and they STILL swear up and down their online lover would NEVER lie to them.
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Monday's was awesome. Dude was all excited when he thought the chick he was meeting was transgendered. Once she told him she wasn't trans he got all pouty and made up a story about how he'd used her for money. It was soooo obvious he was hunting dick, but he tried to play it off like he wasn't. Nev's camera man buddy was super on to him though!
he's not as bad as the half of them. he didn't commit crimes, felonies, driven drunk, killed a teammate while driving drunk, beat up a woman, shoot his girlfriend,(the list goes on) like some of the best in the league.
true or not, i'm still on the fence, but don't think it should affect his career or matter.
weren't there lies when it was said those guys met? and other inconsistencies? It's just so hard to believe.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
Miss Jane, I don't think it will have much impact on his future career. He's talented and it's always about $$$$$. JMO
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Both of these young men need to take some time off and figure out how they're going to live the rest of their lives.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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Repressed man love. Situation explained.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 01/24/2013 - 3:37pm.
@ bambam -- also appropriate: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOgMgOjajcw
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Love it, foxxy! That video is priceless for the 1979 hairdos in the audience.
Robert Palmer made some excellent blue-eyes soul/rock. He was a cutie. God rest him.
The best part of this entire non-story is hearing Jon Stewart pronounce "Ronaiah Tuiasosopo" while trying not to lose his shit laughing.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Reg catfish the show: I love when they confront the poor suckers with full on evidence and they STILL swear up and down their online lover would NEVER lie to them. I like Nev, but he is a fellow dumbass to those people. I can identify with Nevs friend who always tells at him to grill people more or that he lets them get off to easily . Internet love is for suckers, it is nothing more than those Chatphone lines in the 90s. My friend once met a dude on there, you would have thought she madly in love, til those two met face to face. Home girl screamed and slammed the door in his face!!! Suckers , all of them.
MissJane: thank you for 'splainin' all that. for me NFL= who? Whaa? Zzzzzz
Yes! I saw it about a year ago. It was really good.
Where are those two twinks from MTV to bust out the catfish bitch!!?
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PinkyGirl, thanks for explaining the catfish thing. I was not following "news" for a few days last week and missed this story, Oh I mean
scandal. Seems like that word scandal is used very loosely here. Whatever. Sounds like a very bad prank to me.
Submitted by Side-Eyez on Thu, 01/24/2013 - 3:25pmI don't even know why this is front and center in the news. I swear the feds are trying to pass some shady bill and are distracting the masses with this inane story
Seems to work on a regular basis. I'm to the point where I don't even want to know what they are fking doing.
Ugh, can we just move on from this stupid story? I honestly could not give less of a fuck.
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I hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record
@ foxxy,
I remember when this came out, I knew immediately what this was about. And was rightly stunned btw.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIeHrUZvlpY
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fuck u dan snyder.
Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Thu, 01/24/2013 - 3:31pm.
The story needs to go away but it's a huge story because 1) he used this story about the death of his girlfriend during the college postseason and as a way to rally his team and fans during the National Championship. If he was in on it - then that's just pretty shitty.
2) It's also a huge story just because there is so much speculation that this is a cover up for his being gay. Unfortunately, that is still a huge story in the world of football since as far as I know there are no openly gay ACTIVE NFL players. Those who came out came out after playing.
Prior to this story he is a top 5 NFL draft pick - therefore it's newsworthy to most.
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I have an idea --- well, not so much an idea really as a straight up rip off of Jeff Foxworthy's "You Might Be a Redneck" crap --- for a book inspired by Manti Te’o entitled "You Might Have a Fake Girlfriend."
With instances of busting someone who is pretending to have a fake girlfriend like "If your girlfriend dies and you have 0.000% interest in attending her funeral ... you might have a fake girlfriend."
And questions that might let you know if your online girlfriend is real or not like "If everytime you talk to her on the phone it sounds like some dude trying to talk like a girl while at the same time keep from laughing ... you might have a fake girlfriend."
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Submitted by ba-buttons on Thu, 01/24/2013 - 3:32pm.
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Bwahahahaha!!! I could imagine one of them looking like Dana Carvey as the Church Lady; "Hmmm. Are you getting turned on? Well isn't that special. Are you plucking the chicken? Spanking your monkey? Pickling your cucumber, hmmm?
Well well mister man, you're in the thrall of SATAN!!!" LMAO
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fuck u dan snyder.