Hot Slut Of The Day!

January 24, 2013 / Posted by:

The dick-loving Australian memaw from the banned commercial for Dick Smith Foods!

Australians are demanding for Dick today after a commercial for Dick Smith Food starring Dick Smith himself was thrown into the banned pile for being trashy, tacky, tasteless politically incorrect and dirty. The Herald Sun says that the ad was supposed to play this Saturday on Australia Day, but it failed to get a G rating. The commercial didn’t pass Australia’s censors, because it has more innuendos than an episode of Anderson and they didn’t like a tacky scene where refugees escape from a burning boat and declare that they love Dick. Dick Smith is trying to fight the censor board for hating on Dick and says that knows the ad is offensive, but it’s supposed to be tongue-in-check. Or Dick-in-cheek.

There’s a quick and easy solution to this. They should just edit the commercial all the way down and only show the true star, the Barbara Bush-looking memaw who says, “There’s only one Dick I’ll be eating on Australia Day.” She’s at the 0:20 mark and she delivers her line like a memaw who knows her Dicks.

Obviously, that memaw is the heart of this Dick……. commercial.

(Thanks to Jennie and Jill for sending this mess in)

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