Friday, January 25th 2013
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 24th!
A young couple dining out in Calabasas was thrilled when Khloe K. stopped by to say hi and make a fuss over their kids. They didn't think too much about her backing out of the restaurant until they realized the baby was gone. - City Barbie
Runners-up:
In Russia, Richard Gere gets stuck up Gerbil's ass. - La Angel
Now that it was out of the media spotlight, Kate Gosselin's possum hair could FINALLY get its sweet hirsute revenge on Jon. - Disraeli_Ears
via Neatorama
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Yay! There were really some funny ones yesterday...
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
Finally a "In Russia...." that was perfect. I'm getting burnt out on all things Kardashian (unless its vicious lol)
Yay winners! lots of great ones.
"...sometimes sucking on the same dick gets real boring." - MK's eloquent cousin
First picture of Khloe and Lamar's baby emerging from her wookie wallet.
Ronaiah Tuiasosopo: an enigma wrapped in a pussybox.
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Upon realizing that being born into this world means having to be subjected to exploitation by it's mother, and pimpation by it's nona, gangnakayne sucked itself back into it's momma's punani, which by the way got so hairy due to the fact, she was unable to shave her vagaygay because her weight reached epic (Jessica Simpson) proportions. Which is why he fits snuggly in there. Don't worry be ok, guys.
Look ma! My furbee pooped an ASIAN!
Introducing the new Cat Manti Te'o melon
Manti Te'o's fear of women is finally explained when he shows Katie Couric this photo of the time he visited Madonna backstage and got within 5 feet of her cooch.
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This is the easiest game of "Where's Webster?" ever.
It was bound to happen after the tsunami and nuclear spill. Goodbye Kitty.
After closer inspection of Beyonce's microphone windsock, it was finally revealed who really did the singing at the inauguration.
So THAT'S what happened to Bobby Trendy!
The thetan living inside John Travolta's hemorrhoid begs Tom's peen not to go in dry.
John was truly disappointed when Kate didn't exactly accept his proposal of reconciliation. She finally showed him in true Kate fashion that its over.
JJ Abrahms has officially gone too far with the new Star Trek movie... Spoiler alert: Mr Sulu doesn't make it away from the new genetically modified Tribles.
Manti T'eo has always admired Richard Gere's work, but that boy just really ain't smart.
Manti Te'o continues to lie. Unlike Pinocchio, his body reacts in an epic manner.
Im sorry Mr. Hashiromita, in order to be considered as Blue Ivy's 5th understudy man-nanny, you must be able to lip sync every one of Beyonce's birth screams...in English.
First entry on the sister site of DogShaming.com -- PussyShaming.com: I'm a Daddy swallowing jerk and I'm not one bit sorry!
A microscopic look at the moment Kim's hairy Armenian gold-digging egg gobbled up Kanye's sperm.
The Donger learned many important things that semester from his new-style American girlfriend.
lmfao, SO many good ones!!! Good luck, MK.
And he still couldn't find the clitoris.
The Fluffy Thing, aka Harry Styles, attempted to hump Manti Te'o's leg. It missed.
The mystery of the missing gardener from the Kardashian estate was solved when Khloe coughed up a hairball.
If you ever wondered why you no longer see the young men that Demi Moore has dated, just check her bush... RIP brave souls
Dammit, Khloe! how many times do I have to tell you to stop putting foreign objects in your mouth?!?
After the stage hands started disappearing during the first screen tests of the new Linda Lovelace film, the producers decided that perhaps the actors shouldn't be so authentic to the 70's.
I TOLD you Sarah Jesscia's mole was Japanese!
Pimp Mama Kris knocked Kim out like it was 1989-90 and employed the latest technology to leak exclusivos! of Kanye's(?) baby in utero
(no relation to Jennifer Lopez, she wishes)
"What becomes a legend most?" Tiger Woods for Blackglama mink.
First there was tea bagging, then fire balling, now there's hedge hogging.
Submitted by flori-duh on Thu, 01/24/2013 - 6:23pm.
In what seems like a case of poetic justice, Richard Gere is seen climbing out of the ass of a hamster
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Bahahahaha!
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"You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!" Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
the jolie pitt family crest
In a stunning act of bravery, KK's fetus makes a break for it out her anus.
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I hope that isn't real fur..
Grumpy Cat's hair ball is not amused
Troy Polamalue learns the hard way that you can over-condition your hair.
A still from the birth episode of Khloe & Lamar! Pimp Mama Kris NEVER misses the money shot!
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
Teresa Guidace's hairline finally breaks free and auditions as one of the chairs on "The Voice."
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monkey + gun = hilarity
I knew that One day, the Goddess of Cat videos would kill off Gangnam Style and take back control!
In what seems like a case of poetic justice, Richard Gere is seen climbing out of the ass of a hamster
Miz Vavoline
Trouble with Tribparasitehiltonbles.
All Max George "wanted" (pun intended) was to see if Lindsay Lohan was a ginge below, what he didn't expect was to be literally swallowed by her fame whoring va jay jay and now there is no way out.
HW
...And it eats annoying hipsters too? Best bean bag chair EVER!
If someone performed Inception on DiCaprio...they would find repressed nightmares of Critters 3.
Breaking news!! Kim kardashian is giving birth!!
Lance Armstrong's discarded ball is finally getting it's revenge.
Is a CRITTERS remake REALLY necessary?