Afternoon Crumbs
J.J. Abrams is directing the next Star Wars movie. In other words, JJ ABRAMS IS DIRECTING ALL THE NERD MOVIES FROM NOW ON! – Coming Soon
Adele’s chola nameplate necklace gave away her baby’s name – Lainey Gossip
Meanwhile, Oscars producers have hired a SWAT team, officers with taser guns and grandmas with garden hoses, because if Anne Hathaway doesn’t win, she’s going to storm the stage something crazy – Celebitchy
What a waste of delicious guacamole – The Superficial
“How many French footballer dicks does a trick have to suck to get her own couture collection?!” Zahia Dehar – Hollywood Tuna
Even if Justin Timberlake got undressed in this lyric video, it wouldn’t make the song sound any better to my ears – Drunken Stepfather
I’ve got my grass tuxedo and lei cock ring ready just in case Hawaii legalizes same-sex marriage (wink wink, Anderson) – Towleroad
Panty Creamer of the Day: Rodrigo Calazans – The Berry
The DanRad gay hipster sex scene you’ve been waiting for is finally coming – IDLYITW
Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied are twirling and leaping their way to Paris. And yes, a double will do Natalie’s twirling and leaping for her – ICYDK
Why wouldn’t I be surprised if Ashley Jizzdale was the biggest “star” at that Movie 43 premiere – Popoholic
Steve Carell got hot – Buzzfeed
Claire Danes puts on a ohsoseriousface to defend her cryface – Videogum
Never mind the fact that Chris Hemsworth has hair like a lunch lady, THOSE ARMS – Popsugar
When a picture tells the joke so you don’t have to – Crunk + Disorderly
What Angelina Jolie is going to wear to her wedding – Jezebel
Another Buble baby is coming – I’m Not Obsessed
What in the Faces of Meth hell? – Just Jared
Chris Kattan shows us that any time is the right time to work on your gag reflex – SOW
Nip covers are SO NOW! Just ask Nicole ScherMINGEr – Celebslam
Kat Von D’s taste in shoes are about as shitty as her taste in dudes – Moe Jackson