The Mother Of Hawkeye's Unborn Hawk Baby Is A 22-Year-Old Canadian Model
When Jeremy Renner told Eva Longoria on the smoking patio at the Golden Globes that he gave his ex-girlfriend a surprise case of the BABIES!!!, he told everybody, because some nosy-eared witness heard it and spread the news to UsWeekly (or Eva Longoria's ass gave the news to UsWeekly in exchange for a "best" label in their extremely important Best & Worst Beach Bodies issue). Not much was known about Jeremy's ex-girlfriend, but then the highly skilled womb diggers at The National Enquirer (via Radar) went to work and found out that the future mother of Baby Hawkeye is 22-year-old model Sonni Pacheco from Vancouver. We shouldn't be surprised about this shit, because aren't they ALWAYS 22-year-old models?
A supposed friend of Jeremy's tells the Enquirer that Sonni is living with him and his "roommate" at his home in L.A. and he's taking care of her while she's baking the baby they made. The friend went on to say, “Jeremy is delighted he’s going to become a dad. He realizes it’s unconventional to have his baby mama, an ex-girlfriend, living with him and his roommate, but he just doesn’t care.”
So to recap: Jeremy, his "roommate" and his knocked up ex-piece are all living in the same house and I'm guessing that house is his $25 million flip that looks like a cross between the Rocketeer's lair and the fanciest Restoration Hardware store you've ever seen.
I thought that when you become a multi-millionaire movie star, the first thing you do is drop your roommate and those rough ass towels from Ikea that scrubbed a layer off your skin every time you dried off with them. But I guess not. I mean, roommate?!
Now I'm not saying that Jeremy's situation is some New Normal shit, but when are we going to get to the part when we meet Sonni's ultra conservative, Cindy McCain-like, ice queen of a grandmother and her daughter who does a dead-on impersonation of Little Edie from Grey Gardens? Because they're my favorite part of the story.
And here's some of Sonni's extremely professional and elegant modeling pictures. Sonni is giving us some Barbizon: After Dark glamour and then some.
(Sonni P's exquisite models pictures via PrettyGalz)
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And meh girls everywhere got their hopes of landing a movie star up just a little higher this day.
I have the sads. Jeremy isn't supposed to be having anyones baby. :( Hes mines.
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Why does MK call him Hawkeye?
1) She looks like she was born with a peen, so i could see him, I mean her, being his type.
2) Roommate? Really? He was better off passing him off as a cousin.
3) Jeremy Renner's life is the sequel to The Wedding Banquet
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wedding_Banquet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LeSbLGhFE0
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Be intrigued, be interested. DON'T be stupid.---TheBreakdown
What was she a model for? Some sex line? On the plus side, welcome to the millionaire's club, dearie!
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Submitted by carefreea on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 4:10pm.
If he were going to such super-extremes over several months just to smother gay rumors, why wouldn't he take the cheaper route of just buying his own place to officially "live"?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Wasn't Ted C fired for outing this guy?
"It's a madhouse doctor, what did you expect?"---Sister Jude
lol @ this trick. judging by her pictures, im a model too. changing my resume right now.
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists" - MK
How do we know the baby was planned from her end? What if she just didn't want an abortion? At 22, she probably still has modeling/acting aspirations. There are plenty of young women who screw up with condoms, and some of them might want to keep it if the baby can be provided for. That being said, bitch took my man :p.
"Roommate", my fat Irish arse. If he was seen with her last summer whilst filming, what do you want to bet he hired her to pose as his beard and then they came to some other conclusion i.e. rent-a-womb?
No way do I buy she's just some casual strumpet he forgot to wear a johnny with. No way. Especially not the way it's been presented. The rumours were getting louder and much like Tommy C, he's found a way to smother them.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Congrats to Jeremy and his partner.
Renner's BFF/Fellow House-Flipper is a Ginge!
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0935955/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1
Methinks she isn't a surrogate. A big star could get a surrogate who doesn't look stupid and unattractive.
He's just getting the Colin Farrell lesson on contraception.
Submitted by sabi71 on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 10:35am.
I cracked up. Languishing hair and ample curves? Pulse racing? I think somebody mixed the celebrity news up with the Harlequin romances.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I adore and want that house it's freakin stunning.
If he was the gay, why would he pick such an ugly one to have his baby?
He could have anybody and Cali is filled with beautiful women.
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Hellooooooo Foxxy!
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Ummmm...she is a rent-a-womb, right? Model, really? Has she ever received a paycheck for said modeling? Gurl, please. That ain't no model face...not even pretty ugly...just super extra meh.
Why is so much of Hollywood still closeted? Is it still that serious?
USE A CONDOM!!!!
they do sell those things out in hollywood don't they?
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Submitted by DiamondDogs on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 2:42pm
i really did blow snot out of my nose and start coughing. brava!
/always happy to see you :-P
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by parkerj on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 12:17pm.
Submitted by Puppy Love on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 12:12pm.
Ok I know I'm gonna sound like an idiot but why are we so sure JR likes the peen? Is it even possible that's not the case? Not being snarky; honestly asking.
Either way, I've always thought he's a little hottie. :)
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^THIS. WHy are we so sure he is gay? He doesn't register on my gaydar at all.
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Yeah, I'm not buying the gay thing either. I could be wrong but I'm not getting any hits on my gaydar either. I think its one of those instances where a rumor started and it just snowballed and now people believe it because there's so much out there. But again, I could be wrong.
I had to take a break from pussy popping on the dance floor to comment but I sure worked up a sweat doing my ho stroll in the club. It sure is hard being a whore in Vancouver. It is like locusts of them here. For instance, I had to bitch slap the girl next to me because we were fighting over the same pompous windbag redneck asshole who thinks women are expecting to gag on some peen in exchange for his welfare cheque.
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I hear ya DiamondDogs, send those redneck men back to Alberta will ya!
The Thai gay bar incident was convincing enough.
The gay rumors are premised on the fact that he's been living with his roommate (aka his "brother"), Kristoffer Ryan Winters, forever.
This pregnant Vancouver tramp story (keeding) just confirms it.
I called this one - I said in the original post that I wondered if it was that tart he was squiring around town last fall. She looked like she was tarting it up for the cameras and I even said THAT at the time. The hair flips looked a little too posed.
Now that its confirmed she's the one I'm convinced it was all on purpose. She saw her meal ticket and got her claws into him.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 2:02pm.
I had to take a break from pussy popping on the dance floor to comment
LOL!!
Submitted by Beynac on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 1:50pm.
Women like her are a dime a dozen in Vancouver, barflys..they totally say him coming. I say 'they' cause you should see those girls work the bars and clubs in town here. It's whore central in Vancouver. Why work? lol
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I had to take a break from pussy popping on the dance floor to comment. I sure worked up a sweat doing the ho stroll in the club. It is hard being a whore in Vancouver. The whores are like locusts in this city. For instance, I had to bitch slap the girl next to me because we were fighting over the same pompous windbag redneck asshole who thinks women are expecting to gag on his herpes-infested peen in exchange for his welfare cheque.
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Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 12:23pm.
That house is beautiful! I'd change out the kitchen floor though--it would make me dizzy.
Yes. When I saw that floor I thought, this would give me a seizure.
...Also, modelbeard's nose job is rough. Even with the soft-focus photoshopping in her pics, she looks kinda like a cross between a shaved-down Khloe Kardashian and Disney's Prince Aladdin.
'Model from Vancouver'. It's so cute when people say that. Where would they model in the cold northwest city of Vancouver? The local Home Depot? Seriously. Yawn.
Women like her are a dime a dozen in Vancouver, barflys..they totally say him coming. I say 'they' cause you should see those girls work the bars and clubs in town here. It's whore central in Vancouver. Why work? lol
model = i either get ray j to pee on me on film or get knocked up by a rich dude/hollywood type to stay relevant...
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her smize is atrocious
apparently his house flipping partner is a "fellow actor and good friend": http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/celeb-news/house-flipper-jeremy-renner-lists-...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I dont care if he is a lover of peen but I sure do wish that the day comes when people wont need beards or "room mates" and just live with the ones they love. Why does it matter?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Um...her face. I can't put my finger on it. Not ugly, but not exactly pretty, either. She's a Monet...cute from far away, but up close it's a big ol' mess!
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Her sexy face looks more like a "trying to pass a hard poop" face.
"Model". Uh, yeah, sure. Where are her pay-per-view pictures?
Submitted by Bigbendy on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 10:37am.
My wiener dog is a model too. I took some pictures of him on my phone. He was wearing a sweater in one photo and nude in the other.
Haha! Cuteness overload.
Why her?? My womb is currently empty.
LOL @ anonymous7643!!you are right she has a manhorse face!
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Well, we can all read between the lines here, and I'm excited for Jeremy and his boyfriend. I think he's fabulous. I know, I know... PRIVACY.
That is a gorgeous house.
Ok, if he wants another babeh for a sibling for his bastard, all he has to do is come over and redo my kitchen...marble countertops and I want subway tile floor to ceiling and a pocket door for the pantry.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
"model" is always used so loosely. where exactly are these pictures being used? And holding her face at that sideways angle makes her look man faced and horsefaced.
For those of you wondering about the gay rumours:
http://www.queerty.com/the-outing-of-the-hurt-lockers-jeremy-renner-2010...
Ah, Jeremy - whether you're gay, bi or straight, you coulda done better than this little Guidette who's got a face like a (less cute version of a) Sheltie.
My completely uneducated guess is that he's bi, leaning to gay, but feels not-okay about it... hence occasional unprotected sex with not-cute girls.
The house is lovely but MK has it right - it's got that Restoration Hardware look to it. It's more like a hotel than a home... but I guess if they're going for high end leases, then that's kind of the right note to hit.
haha, GG.
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Sad. He could have got a much hotter girl preggo. But he gets points for a half-Canuck bastard.
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Submitted by CokeyBloke: "This is hetero proof positive for me.
It's not a case of helping a lady friend have a baby, and he just might've gotten man trapped by this golddigga!"
That's what I keep thinking. I was on the "he's gay" tip, but what guy would PLAN for this bimbo* to be the mother of his child?
* Thanks, GG. Perfect word for the occasion.
The Bimbo is strong with this one.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
That house is beautiful! I'd change out the kitchen floor though--it would make me dizzy.
she looks like an Avatar movie character...that nose and weird upper lip. model...my ass! cheap model sure! LMAO at that pic, with the bridge as the background lol...cheessssssssssy!!
Coma Caca!
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Renner's pad is too art deco movie palace for my tastes, but it is stunning.
I have no opinion on this pregfuckery.
Submitted by Puppy Love on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 12:12pm.
Ok I know I'm gonna sound like an idiot but why are we so sure JR likes the peen? Is it even possible that's not the case? Not being snarky; honestly asking.
Either way, I've always thought he's a little hottie. :)
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^THIS. WHy are we so sure he is gay? He doesn't register on my gaydar at all.
Submitted by elanenergy on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 12:07pm.
I would like for both to be open processess. So that children may always know their true roots -- both biological and environmental. Good luck! It's a tall order, I know.
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I disagree. For one thing, not every woman who gives a baby up for adoption *wants* any contact, or even for it to be known. There have been a number of cases in Ireland of birth mothers going to the highest courts to prevent people they gave up for adoption decades before from finding their identities.
In those cases, the women would be more likely to feel like abortion is the only option, rather than adoption and getting on with their lives. Whatever your thoughts on abortion, there shouldn't be that kind of pressure on pregnant women.