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January 23, 2013 / Posted by:

Wang Xianxiang, a 42-year-old true talent from the Chinese province of Hunan who makes fireworks by day and lifts buckets of water with his eyelids at night. I’m sure you probably didn’t read any of those words since it’s hard to read words while silently screaming as you clench at your scared eyelids.

When you live in a nation of fifty five billion people, you have to do some jacked up shit to get your time in the spotlight, which is why for the past 6 years Wang has almost ripped his face off by hanging two buckets of water on plastic hangers hooked to his eyelids. Every day for over 2 hours, Wang redefines foolery by practicing his eyelid-lifting act. The Chinese Johnny Knoville tells NBC News that he started lifting buckets with his eyelids 6 years ago because he was bored (and probably high on the wrong stuff). Wang can lift one Olsen (aka 4.5 pounds) on each eyelid, but he’s really trying to pull three fourths of his face off, because he’s going for 11 pounds on each eyelid. Wang told NBC News:

“When I first started it was extremely painful, but after a lot of practice it’s just uncomfortable today. I can currently hold 4.5 pounds on each eyelid, I’d like to push that to 11 pounds per eyelid.”

On the weekends, Wang entertains locals at festivals. You know, because THIS is entertainment:

And Pimp Mama Kris is probably pfft-ing at this shit. Every night, bitch hangs buckets of water on her eyelids and she does it while hanging upside down. It keeps her face tight. So top that, Wang.

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