Thursday, January 24th 2013
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 23rd!
Dozens turn out for the premiere of Cirque du Scientology. - Eggbeater
Runners-up:
It's been over 3 decades but the Red Hot Chili Peppers still have it. - Emeriesan
Much to the chagrin of doubters, it turns out that there really IS a healthy market for drive-thru lunch hour anal bleaching. - BaconSlut
At today's Senate hearing, John McCain provided his response to Hillary Clinton's ambiguous explanation for the debacle that occurred last year in Benghazi. - Señor Loco
via Izismile
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One of the best winners ever.
Hilarious stuff guys -congrats to all
Congratulatory fondles to Eggbeater, Emeriesan, and Senor Loco! Funneh horz! Thanks, MK!
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Thanks for the shout-out! Congrats to all the winners and all the funny DListers who posted on this one.
Cheers! i needed a heart warming something today, and congrats to everyone else!
Congrats and great job winners!! And OW.
Congrats, witty winnahs! Good ones!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Yay winners!
"...sometimes sucking on the same dick gets real boring." - MK's eloquent cousin
Senator John McCain demonstrates how the Republican party gets its talking points about Benghazi.
Nick hawk and Brace warm up,for another season of Gigolos.
Right about now Bendy Bob contemplates how doing the cabbage soup diet to get into his fancy red spandex wasn't such a bright idea.
Don't worry. I was trained by Gyllenhaal!
Putin shows the world the stance Obama will have to take to keep diplomatic relations open the next 4 years.
Lance should've known that the ultra tough cycling crowd wouldn't be satisfied with his lame confession; they wanted all the medals back, plus his last working ball to call it even.
Russia on Clinton's international security plan: ass backwards.
Soviet Cruise Lines announces that IT is Gay friendly despite new legislation in Russia to outlaw homosexuality.
A young Barbra Streisand sings, "I Feel Pretty" in G note, supported by Jon Peters.
"Yes, we have no vaginas!"
Manti te'o's interview with Katie Couric was compelling, but there seemed to be a big hole in it.
Okay, when are they gonna change their name from the Ambiguously Gay Duo to the No Doubt About It Duo? I mean really!
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fuck u dan snyder.
Mitt Romney shows Paul Ryan how to get more in budget negotiations with the Democrats.
Larry begins to regret his decision to go to AARP's Cirque du Soleil summer camp.
Siegfried & Roy thought their careers were kaput, until they started entertaining with bears.
Siegfried and Roy: The Early Years
Somebody just found out how the Make-a-Wish Foundation determines who gets the wish.
Cirque de Hole-AY
The Sea Org Drama Club hopes its upcoming presentation of John Travolta's original screenplay, "The Gapes of Wrath," will have a big opening this week.
Scientology stretch n flex: this move is called the Tommy Girl
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other) -MK
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I can probably fit 10 dicks up my ass, but that doesn't make it right -MK
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When Spanx says "Uncle."
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Just Biden practicing the "wish bone" for Super Bowl Sunday.
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
When Anderson Cooper realized Joe Manganiello actually showed up, he started to regret his Birthday wish
Hayden Christensen's Thai masseurs brace for impact
LARPing Game of Thrones , there are always a bunch of Kings but only one true asshole.
Anderson Cooper protecting himself from Michael K
Michael K finally summons up the courage to show Anderson Cooper how he REALLY feels.
In a desperate bid to top Jodie Foster's Golden Globes speech, the members of One Direction decided to do an explicit moshpit at the Grammys.
Realizing Joe Manganiello actually showed up, Anderson Cooper started to regreet his Birthday wish
White Oprah tried to provide photographic evidence that she was, indeed, at one time a Rockette.
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Released today: unseen photos from backstage at last year's Vice-Presidential debate. Shown here: Having been unsuccessful at "tearing Joe Biden a new asshole" using words, Paul Ryan tries to do it physically.
Steve Martin: I don't understand what's happening. Every night for the last six months now I've been having this really strange dream.
Shrink: I believe it's symbolic of you looking at the end of your career Steve.
So THIS is how you get to Thetan Level VIII.
The Soviet acrobatic team was doing well until Ivan caught a look at his own junk in spandex and fell instantly in love.
**When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls.**
Much to the chagrin of doubters, it turns out that there really IS a healthy market for drive-thru lunch hour anal bleaching.
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In Soviet Russia, tumblr flashes you.
The ancient Aztecs used to eat the hearts out of sacrifices. Modern day Scientologists are much more civilized.
OMG HEY TRAVOLTA!! CRUISE!!! REMEMBER ME NOW??
Just another picture of Biden being Biden.
At today's Senate hearing, John McCain provided his response to Hillary Clinton's ambiguous explanation for the debacle that occurred last year in Benghazi.
What Katie saw ...
Michael K's latest attempt to woo Prince Harry by showing off his flexibility only ended up looking awkward.
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"Look at this lamb, I'm going to make condoms out of it so that you can ride me until your pussy says 'baaaaaah.'"
~ASkars as channeled by Michael K