Afternoon Crumbs

January 23, 2013 / Posted by:

Disney cast Taylor Swift as Rapunzel in their Dream Portrait series and she must’ve dated, dumped and wrote a song about the Photoshopper, because he’s obviously mad at her. I mean, why else would he Photoshop her arms to look like tiny Matthew McConaughey arms? – Disney Parks Blog

Prince Hot Ginge is back in Britain! May the vodka snorting and stripping commence! – Lainey Gossip 

At this point, I’m pretty sure Teen Mom 2′s Jenelle Evans was created by extreme environmentalists to promote human sterilization. Their plan is working. – The Superficial 

Chely Wright is having twins and I’m sure her twins won’t look as identical as Chely and her partner do – Towleroad

Megan Fox’s classy Marilyn Monroe tattoo found a new home – Hollywood Tuna 

Kelly Osbourne is engaged to the guy from Extreme?!? – Celebitchy

Miranda Kerr must be wearing weights in her shoes, because I’d think that more than two helium balloons could take her skinny ass up, up and away – Drunken Stepfather 

Jakey Gyllenhaal butched up his look for a movie and is giving me “white cholo at career day” vibes – The Berry 

And here’s another set of pictures for your Hilary Duff Walking To Her Car Tumblr – Popoholic

Pimp Mama Kris beat, kicked and threatened to kill Kim. Well, we don’t call her Pimp Mama Kris for nothing. She keeps her hos in check – ICYDK

RiRi cracked Lena Dunham’s heart in two – IDLYITW

Renee from Mob Wives is going to put a hit out on JLo when she finds out that ho stole one of her outfits – Popsugar

And here’s a picture of Jason Isaacs gently choking January JonesJust Jared

This is the gay sex scene from last week’s Shameless, but it’s also a scene from my dream parody porn starring Cameron Monaghan as Prince Hot Ginge and the soldier guy as me – OMG Blog

Angie Jo is her family’s full-time poop escort - Moe Jackson 

If a squinty pony played Johnny Suede… – SOW

Bradley Cooper wants to play Lance ArmstrongI’m Not Obsessed

Gregory Matthew Bruni is totally Florida’s best eligible bachelor – The Frisky 

Justin Bieber’s sex times with a nursing student sounds almost exactly like the sex scene from Boys Don’t CryCelebslam

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