No, this isn’t Lucius Malfoy’s emotionally damaged drifter younger brother who has repeatedly been arrested for jacking off into coin slots of pay phones and who’s been kicked out of Macy’s for oinking at women as they change in the dressing room. This is Benedict Cumberbatch as Wikileaks founder and alleged rapist Julian Assange in the movie The Fifth Estate, which also stars Daniel Brühl (below), Laura Linney and Anthony Mackie.
The things that Slytherin bob are doing to his face. Looking at that picture is making me want to file a police report and scrub my skin with a Chore Boy. And that’s exactly how I feel when I look at a picture of Julian Assange, so Bennigans Cumcatcher totally nailed it!
And no, I would not hit it. I can’t even fap to it and that’s saying EVERYTHING.