Hot Slut Of The Day!
Mikel Ruffinelli, the atomic bombshell from Los Angeles with the world's largest hips. Somebody please put an oxygen mask on Sir-Mix-A-Lot's face, because he's going to fall back and pass out at the sight of an ass that even he can't handle.
Meet Mikel Ruffinelli, a 39-year-old two ton goddess of meaty sexiness who weighs 420 pounds and has hips that measure 100 inches across. If Mikel looks familiar to you, it's probably because when you were flying to LAX, your plane accidentally landed on her ass. Mikel's got so much ass that she has to drive a truck instead of a car, she has to sleep on a bed that's 7 feet wide, she has to buy two airplane seats and she can only sit on chairs that are supported by steel.
Mikel says that when she was in her 20s she had average-sized hips, but after she had her first kid, they grew to the size of a lion. Then when she had her second kid, they grew to the size of a small hippo. Then when she had her third kid, they grew even bigger to the size of four walruses spooning. And then when she had her fourth kid, her hips ballooned to the size of two obese elephants hugging.
Mikel, who works as a model on a BBW site, tells the Daily Mail that she loves that she looks like she's smuggling all the Kardashians, CoCo and Nicki Minaj in the back of her dress and her husband of 10 years loves it too. Mikel wants to stay built like a VW Beetle and she does it by eating 3,000 calories a day. Mikel also threw skinny girls under the bus and by the bus I mean her ass.
"My husband finds my shape sexy and we have an amazing time in bed – there's no position we can't do! He tells me I'm beautiful every day. Men don't fancy skinny girls, they like an hourglass figure. I hope I inspire women to think, 'She's happy with her body and I can be too!'"
An hourglass?! The only way Mikel would look like an hourglass if I took two tabs of acid and looked at an hourglass through a funhouse mirror. Bitch is shaped more like a wine glass if the bowl ate the stem. I mean:
Don't you just want to grab a pillow and take a long nap on her ass? Yes, I'd have to tie my ankle to a pole, so that an emergency crew could find me if I fell in her crack. It'd be like Baby Jessica all over again. And I don't even want to think about the things her husband goes through when she asks him to lick her no-no. They probably keep a set of Jaws of Life next to the bed just in case.
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Personally, I'm not a fan of the big women look, but whatever, some people are. It's just when lines like "Men don't fancy skinny girls, they like an hourglass figure" start getting thrown around, I start getting annoyed. If you want to be big, fine. But really? Is it really still all about what a man likes? I hate that shit. I'd rather be mobile and energetic with my skinny ass any day then be looked at as simply appealing to men with my "hourglass" figure, and unable to climb a set of stairs without gasping for air. My advice: Fuck men. Read a book. Take a hike. Women could take shit over if they dropped this whole "man-worship" thing. Seriously.
Submitted by Mr. Sarcastic on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 12:01am.
Good point. The not being able to get off a couch and having to turn sideways to get through a door way hasn't swayed me...
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Hahahahahaha! So true and hilarious!
Submitted by winniwins on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 12:25pm.
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SUPER funny story! I have gone back and read it like 4 times and laughed all over again. Even read it to my husband who totally cracked up too. Thanks for the laugh!
This entire post had me convulsing with laughter (no change there, then). Love it.
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I bet this bitch has "bootylicious" on endless repeat.
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 10:49am.
we don't know what her blood work looks like, so we should skip the "she's so unhealthy" comments.
Good point. The not being able to get off a couch and having to turn sideways to get through a door way hasn't swayed me...
Oh girl, come on now, that's not healthy and you know it. You need to lose at least 200 of those lbs so you'll be around to see your children grow-up. If he loves you, he'd want you to be healthy.
Actually Michelle Obama looks good here.
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There is some kind of disorder that causes this disproportionate weight gain. She should be talking to a doc.( though I don't think there is anything thy can do about it). And I call bullshit on the two seats on a plane thing. That's a three seat ass.... Easily.
Lawd HamMercy mercy mercy!!!
This has to be some srt of elephantitis. Something is physically or genetically wrong with her. Makes me sad,
Submitted by winniwins on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 12:25pm.
In a situation like that, I often look at the person and I say "I just want to warn you - I have to get up A LOT". Usually, they acquiesce and let me sit on the end. At the very least, I do not feel trapped.
I have been pretty lucky in the past, however. I only got stuck to one gentleman that was somewhat large. Otherwise, I have not had too much of an issue.
Wow! She can't be happy. Or sanitary. Eww! That I'm happy with my curves crap is bulls**t. She just doesn't want to do what it takes to be healthy. And she ain't eatting no 3000 calories a day. She cooks junk because even her kids are overweight. Damn! I'm going to workout extra long tonight!
How apropos, right before I go running.
Inspiration! Thanks, MK!!
her midsection looks like Roz from Monsters Inc.
i'm all for embracing your shape (and teaching your kids the same) but your health and that of your family comes first.
She got a big booty so I call her Big Booty.
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"I'm doin ho activities, with ho energy. Ho's are my friends, ho's are my enemies."
I always applaud confidence in anyone, but let's be realistic. We all know how much the tables can turn on us if we are not careful with our body.
She has kids, and she should think about them. If she continues on this path, she will need to literally be cut out of her own house. She will become bedridden, sick, and on the brink of death. Where would that leave her kids and husband?
Shame on her husband for encouraging this. I firmly believe that he does not care about her if he thinks this is OK. I am all for a man treating his lady with respect and kindness, but sometimes tough love is a must. I often give my man some hell if he overeats, and you can be damn sure he does the same. It's all about looking out for each other.
This is morbidly obese, regardless of all the positive self-justifications she queefs out. 420 pounds is very obese, and the fact that some of it is disportionately in her hips is all the more reason to get to a doctor.
Whoa. If my hips and thighs got that big after having kids I would be at the doctor pronto discussing what the fuck I need to do to get rid of it.
That's not being a little wide or having junk in the trunk. That is the mother of all badonkadonks.
If she's cool with it then god bless. I guess we're all different.
/still waiting for sucky's "ladies of Dlisted..." comment
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 5:02pm.
Whaa? I was just analyzing her caloric intake. But I forgot to add that she burns another 470 struggling to get her dress over her "hips."
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 12:41pm.
Submitted by rosehips69 on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 12:32pm.
3,000 calories...my ass!
In her defense, she burns half that when her thighs and ass cheeks rub together. Another 350 from hot sex with Tanker Chaser. Another 700 trying to unwedge herself from door frames. Etc.
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Hahahahaha. And the political incorrectness continues.
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Submitted by Chris Knight on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 3:10pm.
"Genetics is such a bitch."
Its not genetics, is the lack of common sense
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as well! but genetics plays a role too.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
This post was epic! Thank you Michael K.
Submitted by Doll-Parts on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 1:37pm.
Obese ladies tonight need to stop calling themselves "hourglass" and "curvy." The term is "morbidly obese."
---What I don't like is that to counteract the thin model craze, the media throws not healthy women, but HUGE women at us. Like, hey, this should make you feel better, women of the world. NO. What I would like to see more of is women from size 6 to 12. Body diversity in a healthy range. Why aren't those women anywhere in films. Many of them look good naked. And you're right, while this is curvy, it is also obese, and I get annoyed that we sugar coat it to the point that many women who are above 300 lbs and unhealthily so are encouraged to stay that way. Some women can be active at any weight, but this one is crippled, even if she is happy to be and makes money off of it. But hey, a lot of the thin models are also making money off of killing themselves slowly, so we can't give them too much credit either.
OK this woman is a bad example, but what is with women who seem normal sized and then have those giant shelf asses and saddlebags? Like it it some sort of genetic condition, is there a name for it?
Don't get me wrong , it's good that she found her niche and is making money of her biggest flaw ( that shit is not an asset, now matter what she is trying to tell herself), but to think the fact that some people pay money to see her makes her beautiful is just full on delusional. There are fetish websites where men pay women to shit on dinner plates , that doesn't make it normal or desirable.
this reminds me of one of my ex friends.. this girl would eat constantly.. she was skinny on top and all the weight went to her legs.. if you were to take a picture of her she'd have a paltrow like way thin top half and the bottom looked like two elephant legs.. *shivers*
"Genetics is such a bitch."
Its not genetics, is the lack of common sense
"I hate when my thighs rub together."
You better stop acting like your thighs aren't distant relatives, sluttttsssss...
This lady's only crime is having a big ass and having a husband who will fuck her and not think of someone else.
JELLISSSSS
She is utterly disgusting. Filthy. Nasty. Reprehensible. Gross.
Well, there is her 15 minutes. Next..........
They look so happy in their pictures, happier than most couples I see. It is also genetic-at 100 inches, she's not going to get small hips no matter her weight. She could lose 200 lbs, and she would have no less than 60 inches. Gary Taubes' books have pictures of people like this, people who have a very "abnormal" amount of fat in one area, no matter how small their limbs are. As for her knees, I've noticed that some people are just born with a more hefty build and can carry more weight. Anyway, considering how happy she looks, I say more power to her and him.
ETA: Though if he's a feeder, then no! I'm remembering a TLC "Strange Sex" epi I saw, and I was horrified. But I hope this one has a long life :/.
Genetics is such a bitch.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
why isnt she on the biggest loser? i feel bad for her!
Um, those aren't hips. It's fat.
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I have to laugh to keep from crying.
This is fucking disgusting. I am so over people riding the big is beautiful bus. Its grossly unhealthy and not cute. You can't be that fat and be eating healthfully. And I am a bigger girl on my way back to a thin one.
Ride the spiral to the end you may just go where no ones been. SPIRAL OUT
Can you imagine how difficult it must be to clean yourself properly after a poop if you were her? Maybe her husband does it for her. Initially I found that thought too disgusting to imagine, but then it occurred to me that she probably doesn't poop very often anyway. I kinda feel sorry for her kids.
How her knees haven't buckled under the stress is amazing!
and how does she wipe her ass and change a tampon?
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
I'm a pear shape and this woman is my biggest fear. This is how I think I look when I try on jeans or a bathing suit. Having wide hips is not really fun, at least for me.
You said exactly what I was thinking when I saw this. It's my biggest fear too! I've seen a number of women shaped like this, and being so-called "pear-shaped" made me afraid this could be my future!
I don't want to shame a person, but the weight isn't the genetic part. Maybe the hips will always be wide, but the diet is the problem.
Being in pain and uncomfortable should not be acceptable. I think she's trying to put on a brave face. After all, if you say it enough...eventually it becomes the truth.
Sorry to be gross, but she looks like she leaks butter instead of blood when she gets her period. My goodness, she is deluding herself if she thinks she looks good. Her husband is a POS for enabling her.
If you look like you're pushing maximum density your ass is not an hourglass.You're over-weight, there is nothing attractive about this bitch's triple-wide ass, and how the hell could her husband do anything more than get on top, slap her blubber and ride the waves? Would rolling her in flour to find the wet spot even work for this fat beast? At that point I would think just sticking it in any viewable crevice and hoping for the best would be a better description of their "amazing time in bed." Also I am so sick of fat bitches calling themselves curvy. Bitch you are not curvy, you're round. Stuff your muffin top and FUPA back in your ill-fittin low rise and invest in some sweats and fruit.
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That is not sexy!
Obese ladies tonight need to stop calling themselves "hourglass" and "curvy." The term is "morbidly obese." To each their own. I hate when my thighs rub a little, i do not comprehend how this lady can even WALK, let alone chase children and do sex.
Horrifying.
*"Honey, your reputation is SHIT in this town.
Okay, first off, she is a BBW model? How? She isn't even photogenic. Maybe its a fetish site for chubbs. IDK, maybe her husband and her thinks its great she is "curvy" but in reality she is unhealthy. They better save up now for her "custom-made" coffin.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 11:22am.
TR: I so agree with you. A woman should not shape (in this case, literally) her life around a man. Of course, neither should a man live his live for his woman. Or a woman shouldn't live for her woman... you get my drift. I watched this Weird Sex program where this guy was a feeder, and he was feeding his woman to death. The woman said that it was her husband's ultimate fantasy to have her become totally immobilized. And she was working on that to make him happy. I guess sometimes people get into these unequal relationships, but I think it is more healthy for each partner to have his or her identity outside of the relationship. Who wants a cling-on? Who wants the responsibility of being everything to another person? Who wants to put their power into the hands of their partner, only to be eventually let down because he or she is only human and can't live up to those expectations?
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Holy shit. How is that not considered some form of abuse?
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
@PSL - 1. mini-van w/a row of seats removed? 2. sideways
am truly stunned that she is not bedridden w/heart or diabetes related issues and cannot understand how she moves that weight around with no muscle tone and with legs muscles burdened by so much extra fat
on a diff note - still hoping all of you who hate fat people just for the fun of hating fat people find yourselves shopping in the plus size department at some point in your fat hating lives
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Does her husband realise that his 'love' of her body exactly as it is, is killing her? Good lord, how does a body even grow that way? However, I have seen slim women with crazy disproportioned saddlebags (white ones) so I guess if they were a couple hundred pounds overweight it's possible this could happen to them too.
Submitted by winniwins on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 12:25pm
Submitted by que cochina on Tue, 01/22/2013 -11:43am
i'm with anyone else who questions "JUST 2 seats?", she is a wide ass person. fact. and it does not make me an asshole to notice.
and i have no idea how someone with an 8 foot circumference can use a bathroom that's only 1/4 the size of a phone booth.
added: she also looks like that lohan lawyer, shawn holly.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*