Demi Moore Really Is Dating Lindsay Lohan's Leftovers
TMZ said a week or so ago that there was zero truth to the rumor that Demi Moore was nibbling on Lindsay Lohan's discarded and stale pink taco (not SamRo). The rumor was that Demi Moore is wrapping her cougar cooch around LiLo's old piece Harry Morton, heir to the Rock Hard empire and owner of the restaurant chain Pink Taco. A witness type tells Page Six that TMZ's sources are barfing out nuggets made of lies, because MoorMor is happening.
The witness saw 50-year-old Demi holding hands with 31-year-old Harry Morton while strolling through the Stanley Kubrick exhibit at LACMA in L.A. with friends including Russell Brand. Another source said that Demi and Harry have been friends for a million years, but that they've been getting closer (aka wet humping until the tube of KY goes dry) during the past few weeks.
Does Demi even work, like a job, anymore? It seems like when she isn't doing tequila shots off the shaft of Mexican salchicha in Mexico, she's making Lenny Kravitz uncomfortable in Miami and when she's not making Lenny Kravitz uncomfortable in Miami, she's holding hands with Lindsay Lohan's leftovers in L.A. Bitch doesn't work. All she does is party, fuck, dance, drink and hold hands. And now that she's dating Harry Morton, she gets free tacos too. So while she's feeding her taco, she gets to eat free tacos. Demi is living the dream.
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Nothing more pathetic than a narcissist taking phone pixs in the bathroom mirror.
Proving she spends all her time staring at herself in the bathroom mirror. Woman you are pathetic!
odious, middle-aged skank!
"...Lenny Kravitz uncomfortable in MiAMI..."
That is the best picture ever; the "I wish I was over there" lean to the right...LOL forever!
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
I think this guy is just a straight up drug dealer, right? Does he have another profession?
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Submitted by sushi on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 3:17pm.
I'm 45 and I just don't see the attraction to dating men 20 years younger. Give me a silver haired 40+ in great shape.
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48 here Sushi. The men I'm attracted to have gentle,kind eyes that twinkle with mirth, and have the wrinkles at the sides from thousands of smiles, a warm heart, kind soul, silver in their hair, or all gray, balding etc - doesn't matter. Good, healthy physique for his age and a solid belly laugh.
As comfortable slipping into the store to get my feminine products, as he is sitting at the bar sipping a beer watching whatever game is on. One that can be at ease dressed up at a nice restaurant, as he is sitting on the couch watching a movie. The kind that just holds your hand and gives it a squeeze now and then just to let you know he knows you're there.
A man that knows a woman's body and what to do with it.
In other words, a mature man. Not someone 20 years younger than I am, just to massage my ego about being able to attract a young stud.
She's an idiot.
Let's face it the Asston replacement is not going to be easy to find...I find her to be very lost and still helplessly trying to bring back her youth.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPDEV13DlIs
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well at least she can have free mexican food.
so this one is a keeper demi!
she can fuck him and eat tortillas at the same time! and drop all the sauce all over her plastic boobs!
if demi really wants to be cray cray and get publicity, she should date one of the one direction twinks.
That is WAY too much fuckery for one post! And that's why I am here.
Submitted by bridgjones on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 3:47pm.
Thank you Craigpants, for my new siggy.
People say that H'wood is one big petri dish. I don't care how good they look, I wouldn't fuck any of them.
Thanks Bridgjones. I have no idea why this bitch is so desperate to be seen out and about with young peen. She is so desperate its pathetic.
I'm not digging this guy's eyebrow game.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
Winnyfranfran -- slip the dude at your gym the Twat Muffin's phone number; he'll be very happy!
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I saw him first! But then I am married. You can have him. Sigh.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 6:54pm.
I'm going to quote Joe Gillis from Sunset Blvd here:
"There's nothing tragic about being fifty. Not unless you're trying to be twenty-five."
What a great quote IV. and true
I'm going to quote Joe Gillis from Sunset Blvd here:
"There's nothing tragic about being fifty. Not unless you're trying to be twenty-five."
Demi and I are the same age and she is a mess. Grow up.
Winnyfranfran -- slip the dude at your gym the Twat Muffin's phone number; he'll be very happy!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
I didn't want to date 20-something vain "Daddy bought me this car" twats when I *was* 20-something. I don't get the appeal.
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"Buy a vibrator bitch, drink wine and stay home." - Craigypants 1/22/2013
if she wasn't so crazy, I would say, live and let live. Her body is awesome, for any age. What's sad, she doesn't want to accept the fact that eventually, it's going to be over. Look at Kim Basinger, Cher, Michelle Pfieffer, Heather Locklear, etc. They stay home, out of the limelight, out of clubs, no selfy pics tweeted from their iphone. she is headed for a major meltdown. This is why Ashton left her, not because Ashton left her.
Thing is, she was one of the world's biggest actresses and seemed to be successfully transitioning into the business side of things - executive producing hits like Charlie's Angles and Austin Powers - and if, post Asston, she'd just hung out with her daughters and thrown herself into her work, everyone (including me) would've been impressed and thought Asston was a loser douche.
Instead, by acting the foolio, she makes us wonder if Asston wasn't smart to escape and how much he had to put up with when they were together.* And instead of looking like a hot, accomplished 50-something, she comes off as a lonely, aging desperada.
*Okay, I still think Asston is a loser douch.
Demi is pathetic and I would be mortified too if she were my mother.
she needs a pogo stick dildo & red bull.
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I keep recalling the scene from St Elmo's Fire when she had a breakdown in her bedroom talking about burying her evil dead stepmonster in a catsuit bc it would be cheaper...
I bet she's had that moment in real life already.
Submitted by lynniepoo on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 4:03pm.
That WOULD make sense. All these aging celebs think it makes them look young and fresh to constantly sit at the kiddie table, but instead it highlights every bulge, wrinkle and gray hair.
You wanna look young? Date someone older, or your age peer.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Submitted by sushi on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 3:17pm.
I'm 45 and I just don't see the attraction to dating men 20 years younger. Give me a silver haired 40+ in great shape.
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Agreed. There is this older guy at the gym with gray hair and light blue eyes and he is hot as hell. So much cuter than the 20 somethings flexing their muscles in front of the mirrors.
Submitted by Craigypants on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 3:39pm.
Buy a vibrator bitch, drink wine and stay home.
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Fuck! This comment made my day!
when's demi gonna finally get out of adolescence? She's been a teenybopper longer than I've been alive! No wonder her daughters are so embarrassed.
If Demi is so concerned about looking younger, wouldn't it make sense for her to date an older piece so by comparison she looks fresh?
And craigypants, those are some words to live by. Raises wineglass in salute!
Submitted by Craigypants on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 3:39pm.
Buy a vibrator bitch, drink wine and stay home.
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Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
*fills solo cup with boxed wine, tosses AA batteries and sets up tripod*
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
LMAO bridg, great minds.
And I agree. They all just date each other because normal outside people are too scared to go anywhere near them.
Ho'wood is one giant swirling bowl of gonnaherpesyphilitis.
Thank you Craigpants, for my new siggy.
People say that H'wood is one big petri dish. I don't care how good they look, I wouldn't fuck any of them.
"Buy a vibrator bitch, drink wine and stay home." - Craigypants 1/22/2013
Submitted by dementa on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 3:20pm.
What kind of dicks would eat at a place called "Pink Taco"?
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This made me lol at the office! There's a place here called velvet taco I refuse to eat at. Only douchey rich dudes think like this.
Buy a vibrator bitch, drink wine and stay home.
Dating Lindsay's leftovers is the latest in a long line of fantastic life choices that Demi has made. We get it. You are still young (at heart) and hot. Now, can you leave the douchey youngins to Tater??
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
FUCK Pink Taco !
It's all about Chronic Tacos !
@Rande
LOL! And stay AWAY from the guac!!!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 2:57pm.
She has problems.
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Hello! To the point in as few words as possible.
And since we're on a theme today we can link this up. Demi just ain't got problems, she got 99 problems, being a crazy bitch is one.
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fuck u dan snyder.
What kind of dicks would eat at a place called "Pink Taco"? Would they also eat at a place called the "Stiff Wiener"?
As for Demi, I'm going to start placing bets at how long until she has another mental breakdown. Apparently her "spa" stay was a giant fuckeryfest of weird behavior, so after a few more desperate flings she'll be ready to go to rehab for "exhaustion." Or she'll shave her head and start attacking people with an umbrella.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I'm 45 and I just don't see the attraction to dating men 20 years younger. Give me a silver haired 40+ in great shape.
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 3:10pm.
spot on. that is sad. taking pics of yourself in the bathroom with sunglasses on.
desperate.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 3:00pm.
You think that's bad? In Fresno there's a restaurant called "Menstruating Taco." The Tapatío sauce--never mind.
Way to go, Demi. You used to be one of Hollywood's biggest stars. Now you are taking bathroom "selfies" wearing shades.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
this one's just about the same age as that maloof gnome who's also riding unemployed fame whorin dick half her age?
something icknast/ethiopian/rotisserie chicken about demi's bolted globes up there.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Woman - have some self-respect. There's nothing wrong with an older woman enjoying some young cock, but Demi's desperation for her lost youth is showing. She thinks she's enjoying herself, but she's validating her aging pussy with some foul ass taco sauce, and setting herself up for heartbreak because DemSaggyKnees Moore probably believes this one loves her.
Demi, take your VERY HAIRY dusty crusty not-bleeding-anymore vulva on a vacation alone. Leave the whipped cream and your phone (AKA potato) behind - you haven't matured despite your expired latka ass, and are embarrassing yourself by desperately chasing your youth.
@Rande-2:50 PM
You think that's bad. In both Minneapolis and St. Paul, there are restaurants that go by the name of "RUSTY Taco!" o_O
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She has problems.
Desperate Demi strikes again! I know that pic is old, but doesn't she have anyone who can take a picture for her? These sorts of shots are so sad.
Submitted by vsminimoose on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 2:52pm.
I thought cell bikini bathroom shots were pathetic at the age of 19. I love how Demi, 50 years old, a mother and a woman that once had a career thinks it's just fine.
They are, but we all did dumb things at 19. But 50? Beyond desperate.
What in the world is wrong with this woman? What could be attractive to her about Harry Morton? She has money and fame already, why would she waste time with such douchebags. Life is too short for unnecessary douchiness.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
I thought cell bikini bathroom shots were pathetic at the age of 19. I love how Demi, 50 years old, a mother and a woman that once had a career thinks it's just fine.
Talk about lowest of the low.
If this was my mother, I would be furious and would disown her also.
Try getting some dick your own age, Demi. Or at least dick that isn't young enough to be your fucking kid.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."