Because the generic brand version of the Brangelina vs. Jennifer Aniston feud is good for Brandi Glanville’s business, she continued to kick at LeAnn Rimes’ bony ass bone on Watch What Happens Live last night. The humanized Siamese Cat that is Andy Cohen brought up LeAnn Rimes’ never-ending Entertainment Tonight interview, where the malnourished Falcor said that Brandi keeps trashing her on Twitter and in the press to keep Brandi’s reality show career going. Brandi laughed at the interview and said that all of LeAnn’s interviews are “cray-cray” and that she is “insane.” I really wish we could see LeAnn’s reaction to Brandi calling her a crazy bitch for the millionth time, because I really want to see her nostrils flare until her nose flaps touch her ears.
Andy also brought up a part in Brandi’s book where she basically says that Eddie Cibrian is a gold digger who is using LeAnn as his “sugar mama.” Brandi then figuratively grabbed LeAnn and branded the word “INSANE” into her ass before going on to say that LeAnn watches The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills all the time. If you need to experience this highly exciting interview for yourself, watch below:
Eddie’s dick-serving skills came up and Brandi said he’s “a nine in the bedroom,” but she would never get with that shit again, because he makes “her skin crawl.”
First of all, of course Eddie is a 9. Brandi didn’t have to tell me that. He’s got crazy bitches fighting over him like his peen shoots out delicious horsey sauce from Arby’s. Second of all, why did I ruin my lunch by picturing horse sauce shooting out of Eddie’s peen and onto LeAnn’s roast beef sandwich? I hate myself.