Brandi Glanville Says Eddie Cibrian Is A 9 In Bed, Calls LeAnn Rimes "Insane"

Because the generic brand version of the Brangelina vs. Jennifer Aniston feud is good for Brandi Glanville's business, she continued to kick at LeAnn Rimes' bony ass bone on Watch What Happens Live last night. The humanized Siamese Cat that is Andy Cohen brought up LeAnn Rimes' never-ending Entertainment Tonight interview, where the malnourished Falcor said that Brandi keeps trashing her on Twitter and in the press to keep Brandi's reality show career going. Brandi laughed at the interview and said that all of LeAnn's interviews are "cray-cray" and that she is "insane." I really wish we could see LeAnn's reaction to Brandi calling her a crazy bitch for the millionth time, because I really want to see her nostrils flare until her nose flaps touch her ears.

Andy also brought up a part in Brandi's book where she basically says that Eddie Cibrian is a gold digger who is using LeAnn as his "sugar mama." Brandi then figuratively grabbed LeAnn and branded the word "INSANE" into her ass before going on to say that LeAnn watches The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills all the time. If you need to experience this highly exciting interview for yourself, watch below:

Eddie's dick-serving skills came up and Brandi said he's "a nine in the bedroom," but she would never get with that shit again, because he makes "her skin crawl."

First of all, of course Eddie is a 9. Brandi didn't have to tell me that. He's got crazy bitches fighting over him like his peen shoots out delicious horsey sauce from Arby's. Second of all, why did I ruin my lunch by picturing horse sauce shooting out of Eddie's peen and onto LeAnn's roast beef sandwich? I hate myself.

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Submitted by flawsmosis on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 1:03am.

Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 6:00pm.

Is it filler that all these whorebags are abusing? is that what gives them the puffy face, like Jon Hamm's clingon and Adrienne Maloof and Madonna? It's such a weird look. It's like there's too much tension in the skin, like edema or something.

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I agree. Brandi here looks sort of puffy and sweaty it doesn't really look appealing.

Submitted by Good Kiddance on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 12:53am.

It sounds like Brandi would like to have Eddie back.

Submitted by Mani6 on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 11:56pm.

I don't care what she says Brandi Glandfill still wants him back or front or anyway she can get him.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 10:17pm.

Who cares what they say, they're all cray! And why are they still fighting over this cheating dimpled peen?

Yeah MK, be nice to AndyCoh he's besties with AndyCoo! hehe

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Submitted by Esteem on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 9:34pm.

"Second of all, why did I ruin my lunch by picturing horse sauce shooting out of Eddie's peen and onto LeAnn's roast beef sandwich? I hate myself."

Gross MK, now I can't un-see it. You brat. ;-)

Submitted by Puppy Love on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 9:34pm.

Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 5:06pm.
I wish they would stop saying "when you wrote that, are you inferring..." The writer or speaker IMPLIES - the reader/listener INFERS. The other way is not good talkin' skillz, no matter what anyone says.
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I can honestly say I wouldn't be able to identify one LR song. Is she truly talented?

They all seem to want to keep this thing going...*yawn*

Submitted by misslainey on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 8:25pm.

I need Leann to cover this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iI4QFesZz0o&sns=em

Submitted by jelliebean on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 8:18pm.

M.K. your shank is showing! Maybe if you were nice to Andy you too could cuddle up with Mah Boo (and not the cardboard one) at the runway.

I love that Brandi called crazy Leann out. Leann stalked Eddie and Brandi for months, cancelled concerts and showed up events he was at. After the divorce and remarriage she continues to stalk Brandi daily, same clothes, shoes, jewelry, hair style, implants etc. She stalks and copies her twitter comments and pictures. So when Brandi said Hi, Leann responded immediately on twitter with kiss my (horse's) ass. Love a totally insane celebrity!

Submitted by Aphid on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 8:18pm.

Submitted by rosehips69 on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 5:54pm.

That guy has severe douche-face. I almost can't bear to look at it. And when he's doing that smarmy "I'm so charming" grin of his? Barf.
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Submitted by Trixster on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 7:34pm.

I can't help it, I really like Brandi. She tells the truth.

I disagree with the ugly guy / handsome guy thing, tho.

Submitted by Stan Hooper on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 7:28pm.

speak from experience. Ugly dudes are usually pretty good lays. Any dude who thinks he's hot is a terrible lay. Minx BINGO!

I found the same to be true! Dated one bald ugly SOB which turned out to be the best lay lay ever!!!

Eddie being a nine may ring true for sexually malnutritioned chicks!

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 7:00pm.

I love Andy C and WWHL. Saw this mess last night. And of course Leann started tweeting away...she wasn't wrong.

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Submitted by tomahawk on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 6:54pm.

Maybe that's Brandis plan - to lure women into thinking that he's a must-fuck and therby feeding Leanns insecurities. But well, she will counterstrike with such eloquent sentences like: "Well, just look at him, he get's it whenever he wants, wherever he wants" - This is so sad.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 6:44pm.

Fight to the death and shoot the winner.

Submitted by MinxInSpace on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 6:41pm.

I'm gonna call bullshit on this 9 rating. Eddie is the type of dude who knows he looks good and has a good body (admittedly, dude was cute as hell back in the day...now, not so much). As such, he never had to bother developing those oh-so important fucking skills 'cause chicks wanted to hit that just because he has was cute and had some washboard abs.

I speak from experience. Ugly dudes are usually pretty good lays. Any dude who thinks he's hot is a terrible lay.

Submitted by Anima on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 6:34pm.

Am I the only one who thinks they look way too similar in that pic?

Also, Brandi and Falcor should marry.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 6:30pm.

I was originally on Brandi's side because of Leann's in-your-face antics when it comes to her and Eddie's kids, but this just proves she's as much of an attention whore as the rest of them. All of them make me sick, frankly.

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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 6:28pm.

They've been talking about this affair since when? 2008?! These people are nowhere near famous enough to warrant this type of media attention. It's truly absurd. I'm tired of seeing Leann's ugly crying mug in interviews, and Brandi just needs to shut up. I like her, but she doesn't look any better for trashing the father of her children in such a public manner. I think her best revenge would be to marry someone hotter and richer than Eddie.
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Submitted by Bigbendy on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 6:16pm.

What makes a nine? I would say great oral skills.

Submitted by Juiciest Couture on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 6:01pm.

Of course he is a 9 in bed, he is part Cuban after all. He is probably packing 9 too.

Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 6:00pm.

These hookers need to ask JLo who her doc is, because s/h does fanTAStic work.

Submitted by Persistent Cat on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 5:58pm.

Everyone is just a class act in this mess. LeAnne is completely crazy but Brandi is no better. Anyone who has messed with their face like that and puts every detail of their life on Twitter is a fucking idiot.

Submitted by rosehips69 on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 5:54pm.

That guy has severe douche-face. I almost can't bear to look at it. And when he's doing that smarmy "I'm so charming" grin of his? Barf.

Submitted by misslainey on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 5:42pm.

Submitted by MardiGras on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 5:18pm

Unless she marries some super rich dude, marrying someone else would mean the end of the ride on the gravy train.

I dislike and disrespect Leann, but Brandi does need to move on. It's like when Debbie Reynolds went on and on for decades about Eddie Fsher and Liz (granted Debbie & Liz were besties, so a little different). At some point, nobody cares. It's in the ast. Sing a new damn song.

Submitted by Pootie on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 5:41pm.

I'm sorry but I don't find him attractive. Just don't! Love Brandy. So what makes him a 9 in bed Brandy? Do tell. Attentive, good listener, takes direction well like STFU etc? Hmmm?

POOOHTEEEE!

Submitted by rook on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 5:40pm.

I like Brandi but I'm Brandi'd out. I guess I'm sick of the RHOBH generally. I used to like their drunk mess hysterics but this season has too much screaming from the Jocelyn Wilderstein one. It's not fun to watch anymore.

Submitted by Karen Flatts on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 5:32pm.

Brandi is a whiny cunt, Eddie is a fucking whore and LeAnn is a pathetically forever ugly basket case.

Brandi is clearly out to do whatever she has to do to stay in the spotlight-- she's full of shit too. She always claims she'll stand up for herself yet whenever anyone confronts her she runs off crying. I could totally annhilate this pitiable, wretched little twat in no time flat.

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Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:17am.
it ain't awesome until flatts shits on it.

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt

Submitted by ewe on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 5:31pm.

So, she's a 40-yo mother of two who appears to only be able to get attention by talking trash about her ex-husband and the woman he left her for. And now she's releasing a book called "Drinking and Tweeting: And Other Brandi Blunders" - where she talks trash about her ex-husband and the woman he left her for.

It seems to me that Brandi should be thanking Eddie for cheating on her with LeAnn or she wouldn't be getting near as much attention.

Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 5:25pm.

A woman's gotta do what a woman's gotta do, I guess... I'm also guessing Brandi was a model or aspiring actress at one time. Then she met Eddie, and she had kids, and thought EDDIE would be the actor/bread winner. So now he's gone and she wants to stay in California/Beverly Hills and that takes lots of CASH. So yah, LeAnn and Eddie are now her livelihood. They should thank her, they are attention whores, after all. The three of them live off of an affair that happened years ago. They have done nothing since. It's just recycled shit. Are they still going to be talking about all this in 20 years?!?

Submitted by miz cynical on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 5:23pm.

Mardi Gras - I think 'cause she kisses & tells. She totally admitted to having an brief affair with Gerard Butler about a year or so ago. He promptly denied it.

Submitted by MardiGras on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 5:18pm.

Why can't Brandi get a man? She wanders around like this lost homeless person with the weight of the world on her shoulders. It's been how many years since he dumped her? There's got to be someone out there who'll put up with her. Hollywood is used to crazy.

Submitted by SFRBully on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 5:16pm.

Eddie's face sphincters are annoying.

Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 5:08pm.

She needs to lay off the face fillers. She looks like a chipmunk.

I love her lack of filter. Just love it.

AC: Are you saying she's insane?

BG: Yes.

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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 5:06pm.

I wish they would stop saying "when you wrote that, are you inferring..." The writer or speaker IMPLIES - the reader/listener INFERS. The other way is not good talkin' skillz, no matter what anyone says.

Sorry, pet peeve. I'm a former grammar and general readin'/writin'/speakin snob skillz person so on rare occasions, it pops up again.

And you may infer from this that I'm sexy, although I never implied it.

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 5:04pm.

Jake Austin in school the next day: "My mommy says my daddy's a nine! What's a nine?"

Submitted by vsminimoose on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 4:59pm.

I'm inclined to think Brandi is more pathetic out of the two.

She's older and has biological children. She has more reasons to grow the fuck up. It's sad that this is her only source of income....online battles and stupid book deals.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 4:59pm.

I've always been Team Brandi and don't know why people say they're both just as bad. Brandi is a crazy hoot, a tormentor. If this was a 40s movie LeAnn (Joan Crawford) would be holding a smoking gun over the other's lifeless body.

Submitted by dementa on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 4:58pm.

Submitted by perky on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 4:43pm.
Maybe menopause? Some women blimp up.

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Submitted by miz cynical on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 4:51pm.

I did see the part where Brandi called out Leanne for being obsessed with her. Hilarious! I agree with dementia - I would've said that I would fuck him, but not take him back. Leanne would've checked herself into 'twitter rehab' or whatever ASAP.

Submitted by REDMOND on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 4:50pm.

I guess in Brandi's new book she talks about how Eddie always wanted a sugar mama. I bet Leann is the ugliest chick Eddie has ever fucked. I wonder if he puts a bag over her whole body since she has the face of falcor and the body of a 12 year old boy?

Submitted by miz cynical on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 4:48pm.

Awww. I have this on DVR and still haven't finished watching it to see this part! Of course, he's a 9 in bed! He's got plenty of practice from throwing it around all over the place. I would hope that a whore like him would pick up some skills! Once Leanne set her sights on him, he was probably cheating on her just to learn some new stuff to maintain access to her AMEX. You combine his dickmatizing skills with Leanne's severely lacking sex life and it's a wonder her brains aren't hanging out the side of her head.

Whatever. I want to hear more about Brandi's week-long tryst with Gerard Butler. I bet he's a freak ;).

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 4:46pm.

"humanized Siamese cat" MK's Andy Cohen shade is always delicious.

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Submitted by Naughychimp on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 4:46pm.

I understand why Brandi is a famewhore and keeps this feud alive. She's only on Real Housewives bc of the much-publicized battles that brought her into the tabloids. The Real Housewives gig pays some bills. On the other hand, I don't know what Leann thinks she gets from all the bikini photos and Twitter spats. Not like she sells music or gets jobs from it.

Submitted by REDMOND on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 4:45pm.

And Brandi was right about that ungly troll LeMann watching because about 2 minutes after Andy brought up her name LeMann was tweeting about things that were said.

Submitted by perky on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 4:43pm.

Wow Brandi is even more swollen than the last time I saw her. Does she have a liver disorder, is she getting fat, or is she plumping up her face under the delusion that it makes her look better/younger? It's almost uncomfortable to look at her, she looks so bloated.

Submitted by fredfred on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 4:43pm.

i love hoda. a nice woman who made a living off going to school and working hard. she's pretty, too. crazy, right?

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Submitted by moomarse on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 4:40pm.

Ew... I hate Arby's! but that shit make me laugh!

maybe makes "her skin crawl" really means tingle?
oooooooo..... better watch out, Squinty!

Submitted by elanenergy on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 4:38pm.

MK, don't ruin horsey sauce for me by associating it with Eddie duh face. But this Brandi bitch, I can get behind. She's got moxxy, as we used to say about bitches who could put another bitch in her place.

My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.

Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 4:38pm.

Semi-successful pretty boys who know how to throw dick are a dime a dozen in L.A., so even Z-listers fighting over Eddie's 9/10 ass boggles the mind.

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Submitted by dementa on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 4:37pm.

Submitted by LaChaylo on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 4:34pm.
I misread your comment as "squirty" instead of "squinty." Since she gobbles ex-lax, probably both are true.

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