Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

January 22, 2013 / Posted by:

We aren’t easily surprised, but this one definitely shocked us.

These two celebrity couples have been known to hang out together. The wives are especially close friends.

The first wife is a beautiful, award-winning Actress who has also done some singing on TV and in films. The second wife is an beautiful, award-winning Singer who has also done some acting on TV and in films. Both women’s husbands are also famous and very successful in the entertainment industry.

Well, two of these people are even closer than we thought. It turns out that the Actress has hooked up several times with the Singer’s husband in the past few years.

This surprised us for several reasons. First, because the two women are practically best friends, and their friendship would end if the Singer ever found out. Second, because all of these people travel and are photographed so much that it would take some crazy planning to have an affair without anybody noticing. And third, because the Actress had a history of dating very attractive guys when she was a single lady… and the Singer’s husband doesn’t exactly fall into that category. (Blind Gossip)

I really wish this blind item was about The Flinstones and The Rubbles.

This is obviously supposed to be about GOOPY, Jay-Z, Beyonce and Chris Martin. It is way too early in the day and way too early in the week and way too early in the year to open up the picture maker in my brain and create the image of GOOPY flopping like a dead fish on Jay-Z. The image of a camel humping on an organic fish stick is not what my eyes needed for breakfast today.

I refuse to believe that one of Jay-Z’s 99 problems is having a little GOOP on his peen. But then again, Jay-Z has seen GOOP dancing up close and it’s hard to NOT be seduced by her sweet, sweet moves. She’s basically the Mata Hari of WASPs.

These two talented under-25 performers are part of the same project. They have been working together just a couple of years, but they are very popular among the young adult crowd.

They don’t look alike, but both guys are very cute and appealing in their own way. Young girls would probably argue over which one is more worthy of her crush, and which one she would want to marry.

Sorry to disappoint you, girls, but the answer is… neither of them. Although they are both adorable, they are only interested in one other person. And it’s the other guy. Yes, they’re gay. And they are very happy together. Even if they can’t express it yet in public.

And, yes, those setups with girls are all fake. (Blind Gossip)

Harry and Louis from One Erection? But you know, dating Taylor Swift is a pretty obvious way of coming out. (Side note: While doing research for this very important blind item about British twinks, I found a picture of Banana Twinkies. “Why isn’t this in my mouth right now?!” said Harry about Louis and me about Banana Twinkies.)

This B- list all movie actress has been in the closet since she burst on the scene a few years ago and was crowned the next it girl. Her lover at the time wanted the actress to come out publicly because she thought it would be great for the career of the actress. Then the lover was going to out our actress on her own, but was talked out of it. The actress was spotted canoodling with another woman over the weekend and if the lover finds out, this could spell a very public outing for the actress. (CDAN)

If it wasn’t for the “B- list all movie” part, I’d say Clea Duvall since there are pictures of her kissing on a lady friend in the park.

One too many visits to gay nightclubs has finally caused the C list movie actress of this A list all movie actor to finally give him the boot. He kept saying it was a place where he would not be mobbed by fans. Has he looked at himself in the mirror? She has just finally realized that she will come a distant second to guys. (CDAN)

Jason Statham and Rosie Huntington-Whateverly? I doubt it, but it’s all I got today and my brain is otherwise occupied with thoughts of Banana Twinkies.

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