Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
We aren’t easily surprised, but this one definitely shocked us.
These two celebrity couples have been known to hang out together. The wives are especially close friends.
The first wife is a beautiful, award-winning Actress who has also done some singing on TV and in films. The second wife is an beautiful, award-winning Singer who has also done some acting on TV and in films. Both women’s husbands are also famous and very successful in the entertainment industry.
Well, two of these people are even closer than we thought. It turns out that the Actress has hooked up several times with the Singer’s husband in the past few years.
This surprised us for several reasons. First, because the two women are practically best friends, and their friendship would end if the Singer ever found out. Second, because all of these people travel and are photographed so much that it would take some crazy planning to have an affair without anybody noticing. And third, because the Actress had a history of dating very attractive guys when she was a single lady… and the Singer’s husband doesn’t exactly fall into that category. (Blind Gossip)
I really wish this blind item was about The Flinstones and The Rubbles.
This is obviously supposed to be about GOOPY, Jay-Z, Beyonce and Chris Martin. It is way too early in the day and way too early in the week and way too early in the year to open up the picture maker in my brain and create the image of GOOPY flopping like a dead fish on Jay-Z. The image of a camel humping on an organic fish stick is not what my eyes needed for breakfast today.
I refuse to believe that one of Jay-Z's 99 problems is having a little GOOP on his peen. But then again, Jay-Z has seen GOOP dancing up close and it's hard to NOT be seduced by her sweet, sweet moves. She's basically the Mata Hari of WASPs.
These two talented under-25 performers are part of the same project. They have been working together just a couple of years, but they are very popular among the young adult crowd.
They don’t look alike, but both guys are very cute and appealing in their own way. Young girls would probably argue over which one is more worthy of her crush, and which one she would want to marry.
Sorry to disappoint you, girls, but the answer is… neither of them. Although they are both adorable, they are only interested in one other person. And it’s the other guy. Yes, they’re gay. And they are very happy together. Even if they can’t express it yet in public.
And, yes, those setups with girls are all fake. (Blind Gossip)
Harry and Louis from One Erection? But you know, dating Taylor Swift is a pretty obvious way of coming out. (Side note: While doing research for this very important blind item about British twinks, I found a picture of Banana Twinkies. "Why isn't this in my mouth right now?!" said Harry about Louis and me about Banana Twinkies.)
This B- list all movie actress has been in the closet since she burst on the scene a few years ago and was crowned the next it girl. Her lover at the time wanted the actress to come out publicly because she thought it would be great for the career of the actress. Then the lover was going to out our actress on her own, but was talked out of it. The actress was spotted canoodling with another woman over the weekend and if the lover finds out, this could spell a very public outing for the actress. (CDAN)
If it wasn't for the "B- list all movie" part, I'd say Clea Duvall since there are pictures of her kissing on a lady friend in the park.
One too many visits to gay nightclubs has finally caused the C list movie actress of this A list all movie actor to finally give him the boot. He kept saying it was a place where he would not be mobbed by fans. Has he looked at himself in the mirror? She has just finally realized that she will come a distant second to guys. (CDAN)
Jason Statham and Rosie Huntington-Whateverly? I doubt it, but it's all I got today and my brain is otherwise occupied with thoughts of Banana Twinkies.
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Oh good grief. I can actually see it. Two self-absorbed narcissists fucking for cred. Barf.
Remember when fishsticks was good friends w/ Madonna????
Submitted by nunya_bizness on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 8:18pm.
*vomits*
"definitely sexed Foxy Brown ( the rapper, not poster)"
*vomits*
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"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Maybe they are swingers? The only reason the I am hesitant to believe this, is because Jay-Z likes them really young. He got with Beyonce when she was 18 messed with Rihanna when she was in her teens and definitely sexed Foxxy Brown ( the rapper, not poster) when she was 15-16. R. Kelly ain't the only one trapped in the pedo closet.
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You seriously like that 1D song "what makes you beautiful"? Stephen Colbert completely eviscerated that song, it's hilarious.
What about the Hova is gay rumors? Whoever it is, I hope all the players are exposed. It would be hilarious.
Jay Z and Gwyneth, i can see it. a lot of guys like the strange and Andrew Leon Talley Jr can't get much stranger in his circle than Gwynnie.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 10:43am.
She probably walks around calling him "Shawn Corey" all the time. When she's fucking him she probably says, "fuck me, Shawn Corey, fuck me!!!"
Hahahaha CANNOT BE UNSEEN.
Okay, sorry to hijack this thread, but the photo I link to below, of Gwynnie at the fashion show, has the Duquesa di Alba's former/current (?) daughter-in-law sitting close to her. So I googled this woman and found this photo that made me laugh & laugh.
http://img1.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/y/n/yn5lljpxybaryxal.jpg Yeah, sometimes being a gold-digger means you have to do unsavory shit, like holding the Crypt-Keeper-Albino-Gorilla's hand.
But, back to the topic, I really hope #1 is true.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 2:01pm.
Seriously, I had the exact same thought when they first got together. I doubt Mama Muffaletta had anything o do with it, but I always felt Daddy Knowles did. I remember very clearly Destiny's Child making an appearance at the local mall. The St. Charles Towne Center (my locals will get the irony of that). My daughter begged to see them, and we were eyeball close to Little Miss Muffaletta. And literally, a few months later she's with Mr. Camel himself, and she is fucking everywhere. How you go from schlepping at the mall to being everywhere all the time without some deal being passed with the devil?
Submitted by sushi on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 11:03am.
Remember that one picture of her at a fashion show in Spain? She looked so plastic and Hollywood, and she was surrounded by these dark voluptuous beauties who looked really natural.
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You mean, this one? http://www.papermag.com/2009/09/gwyneth_paltrow_at_the_adolfo.php Note, the glorious Duquessa di Alba's former daughter-in-law is in the photo: poor thing, how could she ever hope to compete with a beauty like the Duquessa?!?
Since the Paltrow/whathisname's and the Knowles/Z's fancy themselves 21st century aristocracy I can totally see them bed-hopping inside their social circle and thinking nothing of it.
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That would be one sex tape I.Never.Want.To.See
Submitted by Naughychimp on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 11:33am.
Just because she's half WASP doesn't mean she embraces that side! Oh no! She only goes on and on about her great-grandfather the cantor, how she has an ancestor who was a Kabbalah leader and how she can present like a WASP but is actually a Jew on the inside. (And, have you ever noticed how she raves about her sainted daddy but has nothing but bitter silence or damning-by-faint-praise words about her mama?
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Yeah, I always thought Goop's relationship with Daddy was weird. I don't wanna diss Bruce Paltrow cuz he's dead and all, but their relationship was lovey dovey to the point of feeling incestuous. Like in that shitastic movie "Duets", he was directing her and there were these loving close ups of her long legs and (back then) shapely ass. And when he died, it was just the two of them together in Italy. Kind of weird considering he had a wife and son but wanted to spend his dying days only with her.
I hope the Jay Z/Goop rumor is true. That would make my day. You know she and Beyonce aren't really friends. Beyonce has no personality; she probably just sits there and giggles to everything Goop says.
Submitted by babybunny on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 3:36pm.
fucking a camel would be preferable to Jay Z but I think Beyawnce is o.k. with it because she can barley stand to fuck him either....he is just hideous....sorry not even his money will erase that reality.
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Oooh and remember Goopster's stint on Glee? And then the dancing on stage in Paris with Jay Z? I bet that was her way of competing with Bey by proving she can sing and dance too. Fucking bitch. But then it's Beyonce and that whole marriage with Shawn Corey is probably all staged anyways ... ahhh fuck em all.
fucking a camel would be preferable to Jay Z but I think Beyawnce is o.k. with it because she can barley stand to fuck him either....he is just hideous....sorry not even his money will erase that reality.
I'm sorry but how do you go from banging Ben Afflect and Brad Pitt at their peak of their hotness (though, Ben has been making a case lately that his peak is now, dude been looking good) to Jay Z. Jay Z is so fucking hideous.
#2 more One Direction gay baiting, they know that 12 year old girls and gays are the only ones who buy their shit so they float gay rumors to keep the market happy
#3 Ellen Page probably, why wouldn't she come out she has the sex appeal of a box of oranges it's not like anybody ever casts her because guys are into her.
Submitted by sushi on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 11:03am.
Remember that one picture of her at a fashion show in Spain? She looked so plastic and Hollywood, and she was surrounded by these dark voluptuous beauties who looked really natural.
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1 is so obvious it hurts. And I love it and dearly hope it is true, even though the idea that any woman would voluntarily have sex with a man that ugly baffles me.
Also, the idea of someone as smug and fake as Beyawnce being cheated on is glorious. The idea of it not being with a random hooker or groupie, but with a fellow star, makes it even more delicious.
Even if the rumor isn't true, you know Jay-Z is stepping out. Remember he's had affairs with at least two of his "protoges," and those are just the ones we know of.
2 is a boy band. I don't pay enough attention to know or care which one.
3 = Ellen Page?
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 2:01pm.
That would not surprise me one bit. He's a cold calculating asshole who probably decided he neeed the light-skinned sexy wifelet to be his arm candy and enhance his image. So he probably put an advance order on her.
Submitted by Naughychimp on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 11:33am.
She raves about her daddy because he's dead. Narcissists like Vadge and Goopy always gush about their wonderful dead parent, while treating the living one like shit.
Also, Obama is as white as he is black. You don't have to "embrace" just one side… and as a politician, he'd embrace his Martian ancestry if it got him approval points.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 11:40am.
A thousand times yes. And now Goopy "understands" the plight of modern African-Americans because of the deeply simpatico relationship with Joe Camel and now she understands more than you sad plebes blah blah blah.
Submitted by REDMOND on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 1:42pm.
Which is funny, because looking at Goopy and Beyawnce, you would think Goopy was the one who simply couldn't squirt out her own kid (aristocratic WASP genes, ya know!).
Submitted by mslewis on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 12:07pm.
Racism doesn't support your argument.
Frankly, I don't think he likes women at all; he's a rapper, and they tend to hate/fear women. I'm sure he has sex with them, but it's more about power and solidifying his own position as the one in control.
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I love, love, love this SNL skit:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xouvto_beyonce-jay-z-and-blue-ivy-parod...
Blue Ivy, Hova Jr, Haha, YUP!!!
This doens't surprise me. One of my old friends, who was the blondest, preppiest, GOOPiest of the group was the only one of us who had an interracial thing going on for awhile. Not that there's anything wrong with it, but I always thought it was funny.
Goopy seems to go through friends a lot... maybe she does this sort of thing often.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 2:18pm.
Submitted by bambam on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 2:12pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 2:01pm.
i will NOT. i might accidentally glance up and see his face while i'm looking at his hands
#where'sWhamo?
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Oh, I guess you've never listened to Millie Jackson, huh? Bwahahahahahahaha!
Whamo's probably getting drunk at a bar somewhere, looking to start a fight. lols
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Submitted by bambam on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 2:12pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 2:01pm.
i will NOT. i might accidentally glance up and see his face while i'm looking at his hands
#where'sWhamo?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Jay z and Gwen?. I dont see it but I wouldnt be surprise
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 2:01pm.
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I know right? Like they met up at some function and ran the idea of the number one rap artist hooking up with the number one diva and becoming a royal couple, so to speak.
Hey Foxxy, you've heard about what JayZ's working with, right? Check his fingernails. lols
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Submitted by bambam on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 1:51pm.
i have long held the personal theory -- based on absolutely no facts, of course -- that HOVA had an arrangement with Matthew and Tina Knowles for the "rights" to Beyonce before he ever asked her out. to me it reeked of an arrangement when they got together, i had the same reaction that you express to close your comment!!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 12:36pm.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 12:28pm.
Submitted by tinyhands on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 11:37am.
so....then....you guys don't know many brotha's, huh? ;-)
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THANK YOU!!!!! I was reading to catch up on the thread and smacking myself in the head wondering where the hell are these people from??? There's sooo many plausible reasons this is true I don't know where to begin.
Remember all that shit Queen Creole talked about re: relationships? I knew it then and said so (to myself) oh, she gonna be in for a rude awakening being married to a ###### from New Yawk City. She was straight up outta her league. lmao
ETA: I ceded Gwynnie to Whams the other night, I done rediscovered my long lost love, Rachel Weisz. I would bang her so much she'd be scared to come home right away, just give her a look and she'd know what time it is. >:P
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fuck u dan snyder.
Maybe Joe Camel's long lost brother wants to fuck a woman who might actually carry his baby rather than wearing a prosthetic around for 9 months...
Submitted by que cochina on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 1:38pm.
happy to report bambam is in the beyonce thread. Canadian dlisters please check the roofs of all buildings with 10+ stories for a weeping kinda jamaican looking dude and guide him away from the ledge please
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I AM OBSESSED WITH BLIND ITEM #1!!!!
This is on the level of Brad-Jennifer-Angela if true. Jay Z is really hideous.
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I agree that the Kumtrashians made this up so Kim can get more publicity.
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 12:30pm.
somebody please check on Whamo. and bambam.
Yeah, Foxxy - I'm getting worried. What if they're both suicidal after hearing this news?!
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 1:32pm.
ssssooooo happy that i'm not alone in my secret shame... heehee!
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 12:52pm.
I KNEW IT!!!... my suspicions have been correct when i heard chuckling in my bathroom while shaking it to Deniece Williams' "Let's Hear It for the Boy"!!... my therapist owes me some free sessions!
OT: nah, i just have always wanted to use "Let's Hear It for the Boy" in a post... i hope you all can forgive me.
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I nearly choked on my coffee when I read that, I haven't laughed so hard in days! Come on, we all have a secretly choreographed routine to "Let's Hear It for the Boy." That, and "Walking on Sunshine."
Back to business: I really hope this Blind about Goop and Joe Camel is true. They all deserve each other.
Here is my theory on the first blind. Put out there by POS Pimp Momma (POSPM) to try and break up Goop's and Bey's friendship thinking Bey would call KockROACH for a shoulder to cry on and hope they become besties. I think POSPM puts out a lot of blinds out there for publicity and to bully people.
Submitted by misslainey on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 1:03pm
ahahahahahahahahahah - "put that fucking Barbie in a box to the left..."
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Cue 'Irreplaceable, the Remix' in a few weeks.
Please god let this be true. Best scandal ever.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 12:52pm.
In the privacy of your own boudoir, you hope that no one is watching.
Hope things are good for you...
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 12:43pm.
You know how they say to dance as if no one is watching? That's just an expression. In fact, they are watching and they're laughing at you.
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I KNEW IT!!!... my suspicions have been correct when i heard chuckling in my bathroom while shaking it to Deniece Williams' "Let's Hear It for the Boy"!!... my therapist owes me some free sessions!
OT: nah, i just have always wanted to use "Let's Hear It for the Boy" in a post... i hope you all can forgive me.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 12:43pm.
Please, dear lord, please...I want to see a weave pulling, bitch slapping fracas in front of Berdorf Goodmans.
if that happens i will take back every nasty thing i have ever said about TMZ
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
You know how they say to dance as if no one is watching? That's just an expression. In fact, they are watching and they're laughing at you.
Please, dear lord, please...I want to see a weave pulling, bitch slapping fracas in front of Berdorf Goodmans.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Well, when the Lance Story broke lose, somebody posted a great song which made me listen to that and also to 99 problems, cause I somehow thought it was sung by 50 cent, whom I like. Turned out it was Jay-Z and well I listened to that song, waiting for 50 cent to show up.. to no avail. But the lyrics (99 problems? Häh?) made no sense, even though I listened to the uncensored version.
Then I read that the original is from Ice-T, listened to that version and now the 99 problems made sense.
Jay-Z left out that the song was about sex, so why did he decide to cover it at all?
And that's why I think that he's not that much into sex and you have to be to let Goopy flipflop on you. Although I also think that she's not too much into sex either.
are goopy and posh still BFFs? that could work as well, maybe?
I totally believe Goop/Jz. In my crazy head I imagine them on Maury airing out the details.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 12:28pm.
Submitted by tinyhands on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 11:37am.
so....then....you guys don't know many brotha's, huh? ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
somebody please check on Whamo. and bambam.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12