Birthday Sluts

Happy Birthday John Hurt, Gabriel Macht, Diane Lane,
Linda Blair, Steve Perry and Piper Laurie

and a huge fuck you to Guy Fieri, choke on your cake asshole.

HB to all the birthday hot sluts! :p

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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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HB to Steve Perry...that voice! In my mind second only to Roy Orbison or Jay Black from Jay and the Americans.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yYJd_VtyhM

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John Hurt still parties with Mick. How does he survive? HB to him,Jim Jarmusch, Steve Perry and Diane Lane. She needs to flee from Josh Brolin.

Balthazar Getty? Heroin addicted (at one time), trustafarian, who blew up his family for the Slut Queen Sienna Miller. No cake for you.

Oh happy birthday to the glorious Caligula! Best "mini-series" evah! And Patrick Stewart in it as Sejanus. mmmmm

Oh, and Happy Birthday to the beautiful Diane Lane.

John hurt in I, Claudius kicks ass! The series as a whole is fantastic, but he's specifically wonderful.

HBD Jim Jarmusch -- I remember seeing Stranger Than Paradise in a theater full of artsy fartsies who were too uptight to laugh.

Synchronicity! I've been watching I, Claudius every day lately.

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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012

HB to Diane Lane, Linda Blair,Piper Laurie and John Hurt.

Yes, Happy Birthday, Jim Jarmusch. (He is not into exclamation points.)

STRANGER THAN PARADISE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToCSOp7FGT0

DOWN BY LAW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcSxhjH0pwA

GHOST DOG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rml5ehAl7SM

Happy birthday Mr. John Hurt! I loved him in this role as Caligula and this scene where he came out as a dancing girl painted in gold!

Guy Fieri, you can go suck on a donkey dick - which probably tastes better than most of your tacky roided out concoctions. If you have to scream about it to get attention, then it's not worth talking about.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

How can anyone question divine intervention knowing that Steven Adler is still alive -- somebody from above must be watchin' out for that miserable little bitch.

John Hurt: Finally at the age that he's looked for about the last 40 years.

<"Submitted by Rosemary Young on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 11:06am.
@TexnDoc - I don't remember Hurt as Caligula eating the fetus; however the unfortunate woman he impregnated wasn't just his lover: she was...his sister!">

I remember most of it (all of it) happening behind closed doors with screaming but it was intimated that he would have to remove it and consume it. Funny if someone owns the I, Claudius DVD series it's always "get to Caligula!" from new viewers. Wasn't his sis named "Drucilla"? Can never trust a "Drucilla"!

@TexnDoc - I don't remember Hurt as Caligula eating the fetus; however the unfortunate woman he impregnated wasn't just his lover: she was...his sister!

Fuck Diane Lane!
(might be a tiny bit jealous...)

Guy Fieri just bought a vineyard in Sonoma, where he lives. Hope it's better than his fast food. *sipping Cab* "It explodes in your mouth like a trip to Flavortown!" *fist-bumping winemaker*

If Beverly Mitchell and Christopher Masterson are in their 30s, where has all the time gone?

oh, how i love you, Linda Blair. happy b-day!!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

HB shouts to Johh Hurt and Diane Lane -- both still rockin' the sexay!!!

My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.

Submitted by TexnDoc: "LOVE Piper Laurie in "Carrie". I can't fathom any remake with anyone else."

Same here. I can't fathom any remake, period. Fuck that.

Wow, a lot of insanely talented people born today. HB to John Hurt, Linda Blair, Piper Laurie, Steve Perry and Seymour Cassel.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.

Why I don't care for Guy Fieri:

http://observer.com/2012/10/the-crispy-crimes-of-guy-fieri/

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/14/dining/reviews/restaurant-review-guys-...

http://dlisted.com/2011/10/17/guy-fieri-weirded-out-gays-and-everybody-w...

Yes, he has an enviable job, it seems fun. But that's not my point.

Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 9:36am.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 9:23am.

Well, put. Exactly. And from there, it was pure horror. (And I loved how Ripley went back to save that damn cat. Mine would have run away and then scratched me as I tried to get her and then watched me get killed by the monster.)
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And later the little fucker would've come rubbing against you cuz it was hongray, self absorbed cuddly bastards that they are. Gotta run but how you been?

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fuck u dan snyder.

Oh I get the hate with Fieri, ba-buttons. His food sucks dicks, jmo.

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fuck u dan snyder.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 9:23am.
That scene in Alien where the thing bursts out of his chest has got to be the most iconic "Shit just got real" moment in cinema, ever. Happy Birthday, John.

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Well, put. Exactly. And from there, it was pure horror. (And I loved how Ripley went back to save that damn cat. Mine would have run away and then scratched me as I tried to get her and then watched me get killed by the monster.)

Happy B-Day to Guy Fieri!!! Don't get the hate with this guy. I liked his greasy spoon show a great deal, such a nice departure from the normally froo froo food shows. Plus, he featured 'The Whip'!! in an episode. It's a legendary burger joint in Winnipeg. My guys in the military from Winnipeg would bring back coolers full of Whip delicacies whenever they went home on leave.

Happy B-Day Linda Blair!!! She made hate-fucking yourself with a crucifix fun again!!!

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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:08pm.

Again, pipe down, Fatty.

Go and waddle to the pantry, stick some cake in your gaping maw and pick some crabs out of your mound and use 'em as sprinkles.

Team#DOGHASCRABS!

i'm of the belief that journey doesn't exist without steve perry...

that is a super hot picture of john hurt...

happy birthday to all these sluts...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr

That scene in Alien where the thing bursts out of his chest has got to be the most iconic "Shit just got real" moment in cinema, ever. Happy Birthday, John.

HB to Seymour (love you in Cass. movies) and Piper --- Guy you've come a long way -- Diane -- you need an award or a thousand!!!

Feeling old seeing that Steve Perry is 64! Is it correct that his mother's death and a much-delayed hip replacement sidelined him for too long, the band went on without him, and he got pissy? Would love to hear that voice again.

I LOVE LARRY BIRKHEAD SO MUCH. I LOVE HIM MORE THAN I LOVE KATO KALIN. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LARRY!! XOOXO...

Happy Birthday, Mr. Hurt:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-xTIfvLmgg

SEYMOUR CASSEL AND PIPER LAURIE?

DIANE LANE AND LINDA BLAIR AND DJ JAZZY JEFF?

OH, WHAT A GREAT DAY TODAY!

(FUCK THAT HORRIBLE GUY FIERI AND THE GREASY FOOD HE RODE IN ON. ASSHOLE.)

HJohurt!

LOVE Piper Laurie in "Carrie". I can't fathom any remake with anyone else. And that I believe is John Hurt in "I, Claudius" a PBS series where he played Caligula. Which was quite racy for the day including a scene where he cuts out his pregnant lover's fetus and eats it so she won't give birth to a more powerful emperor than him.

John Hurt in drag first thing in the morning, whoa!
Beverly Mitchell 7th Heaven
MMMMMM Olivia D'Abo
Diane Lane, better with age
What hasn't been said about Linda Blair
Steve Perry woohooo Journey
Piper Laurie, the ONLY person who should be Carrie's mother.

Happy Birthday to all you marvelous Sluts!

Go Verb Yourself!

Happy birthday, Jim Jarmusch and John Hurt! Two cinematic treasures.

Happy birthday Steve Perry. That voice is a treasure.