This Is What Michelle Obama Wore To The Inaugural Ball

CNN is showing scenes from the Inaugural Ball and the DJ played "Let The Music Play" for the crowd. How I wish the camera would've panned to Michelle Obama dancing on top of a go-go box as a strobe light flickered behind her. I really hope the DJ plays "When I Hear Music" next.

Anderson Cooper, Piers Morgan and a bunch of fashion-loving queens of CNN lost their minds, found their minds and lost their minds again when Michelle Obama sashayed out tonight wearing A DRESS by designer Jason Wu! Michelle Obama chose a Jason Wu dress for her last Inaugural gown, so how could she wear a Jason Wu dress again? The main fashion bitch on CNN slapped herself and pinched her titty, because she couldn't believe that Michelle Obama wore Jason Wu for a second Inauguration. This has never happened! This is history in the making! This changes everything! The world stopped, Mel Gibson hugged a Jew, Lindsay Lohan put down the vodka bottle for a second, John Travolta slipped Kelly Preston the tongue without getting the heaves and it's all because Michelle Obama wore Jason Wu AGAIN! As soon as you pick the pieces of your brain off the floor and stick them back in your head through your ear holes, watch Michelle Obama's HISTORIC!!! gown in action:

Usually, I'm not really into the First Lady's Inauguration gown, because I only like gowns that are covered in rhinestones, see-through or slit all the way up to the left nipple (aka classy ones), but I kind of like this one. But I have a feeling that in a few weeks, I'll be doing Michelle Obama's signature "side eye and roll" at this dress, because copy cats of it will be everywhere. You're going to see on every bridesmaid at every wedding. You're going to see one on every 11th grade at the prom. And I'm sure that right now, my cousin has pulled a white halter dress out of her closet, dyed it red and has glued patches of crushed velvet all over it. I just hope she doesn't wear it with her clip-on bangs. Not today. Not ever.

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Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:40pm.

I like her new hairdo. Looks less stiff than before. However, she would have made a bolder statement by wearing it short, au naturel.

Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:38pm.

Love it. They look fantastic together. Modern and fresh and youthful.

The only thing I like about Jhud is that she pissed off Beyonce by winning that Oscar.

Submitted by princesspoppy on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:35pm.

" copy cats of it will be everywhere. " And on children in creepy reenactments.

Submitted by Caramel on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:29pm.

Gorgeous couple.

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:28pm.

Submitted by vsminimoose on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:20pm.

I love the fact that all the redneck housewives and their disgusting redneck husbands, back in my hometown, that are downright FURIOUS about defending their rights to have an AK47 in their house in order to "protect their families"....as if no other gun could do the job....that they had to watch all of this shit on TV.

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Oh, I didn't know we were from the same home town! haha... Seriously though, people are going to need those AK47s for the zombie apocalypse! How could you deny them protection from hordes of flesh-eaters?

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Submitted by vsminimoose on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:20pm.
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I like even better the news about the gun nuts getting shot up at these gun shows. Where's the examples of gun education these mooks stand behind?

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Truth - or the weirdos that have some special license to carry around a gun so they take their guns with them to the fucking grocery store.....bullshit. These people don't care about protecting themselves or their families....they just want to be the next american hero...it's all ego.

You don't need a fucking AK47 to protect yourself. You aren't Bruce Willis and you don't live in an action movie. Shut up about your rights.

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:24pm.

The back of his suit is making Obama look like he got back!
I'm disappointed they didn't fist each other.

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Submitted by bambam on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:24pm.

Submitted by vsminimoose on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:20pm.
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I like even better the news about the gun nuts getting shot up at these gun shows. Where's the examples of gun education these mooks stand behind?

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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:22pm.

Submitted by cripbabe on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:11pm.

I like the dress and the bangs are good, they soften her face, but geez, JHud is such a fucking screecher - she did the song no favors. why wasn't Rev. Al there to sing it - and no, I do not mean Sharpton...

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Yes, yes, yet another case of over-singing! I love "Let's Stay Together," but it is a mellow, soulful song. It was awkward, her hopping around and shrieking, while they slow danced.

Submitted by Girl about town on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:21pm.

Jennifer needs to go back to her other career- losing weight
singing in not her forte

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Submitted by kortni_thegreat on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:21pm.

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My visual approximation of that.

Submitted by vsminimoose on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:20pm.

Malia is the Jackie O. of first daughters.

Submitted by bambam on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:20pm.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:03pm.

Sweet. And the Prez wore a bustle under his tux I see.
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Damn, he do look like he got a bit butt, don't he?

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Submitted by vsminimoose on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:20pm.

TAKE THAT!

Submitted by Puppy Love on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:18pm.

It always seems like he truly adores her.

Submitted by Saphris on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:16pm.

I love how normal they look (minus the expensive clothes and all).

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Submitted by Puppy Love on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:14pm.

Michelle always looks beautiful and I love the way she dresses. Her left arm looks better than her right one in that first pic though. That said, tough dress to pull off but she does it!!

Submitted by cripbabe on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:11pm.

Submitted by Hotmami on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:08pm.

I love it...also love them together.

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Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:07pm.

I know I'm being nitpicky here, but couldn't she support an American designer for these inaugurations? I mean, I know that kind of gets you stuck with Vera Wang and Michael Kors' boringness, but it's more patriotic dammit!

Submitted by vanessa197676 on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:05pm.

Gorgeous dress, looks great with her skin tone. And I actually like the new haircut. I think she went with bangs to give her a softer and younger look, since she's pushing 50 now.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:03pm.

I thought she looked pretty. Loved the bangs and loved her daywear look.

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:03pm.

Sweet. And the Prez wore a bustle under his tux I see.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:02pm.

*chases kortni with shiney big forehead*

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Submitted by bambam on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 10:59pm.

Gawd I'm so glad this is over, these people can go back to whatever hole they came from. I saw two different couples, dressed to the nines mind you, arguing on the street. I mean NASTY arguments, I thought this one guy was gonna slug his wife. I felt so bad for her, it was terrible.

And some local asshole smashed the front windows of a bar and ran off, while people chased him a group of people smashed the front doors of a bank on the very next block. Crazy asses.

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Submitted by kortni_thegreat on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 10:56pm.

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Ugh, I have an irrational hatred of bangs.

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 10:56pm.

I don't hate it, but it looks very disco to me. Like, they should have played a Donna Summer song instead of an 80s one. "I Feel Love" is my favorite.