This Is What Michelle Obama Wore To The Inaugural Ball
CNN is showing scenes from the Inaugural Ball and the DJ played "Let The Music Play" for the crowd. How I wish the camera would've panned to Michelle Obama dancing on top of a go-go box as a strobe light flickered behind her. I really hope the DJ plays "When I Hear Music" next.
Anderson Cooper, Piers Morgan and a bunch of fashion-loving queens of CNN lost their minds, found their minds and lost their minds again when Michelle Obama sashayed out tonight wearing A DRESS by designer Jason Wu! Michelle Obama chose a Jason Wu dress for her last Inaugural gown, so how could she wear a Jason Wu dress again? The main fashion bitch on CNN slapped herself and pinched her titty, because she couldn't believe that Michelle Obama wore Jason Wu for a second Inauguration. This has never happened! This is history in the making! This changes everything! The world stopped, Mel Gibson hugged a Jew, Lindsay Lohan put down the vodka bottle for a second, John Travolta slipped Kelly Preston the tongue without getting the heaves and it's all because Michelle Obama wore Jason Wu AGAIN! As soon as you pick the pieces of your brain off the floor and stick them back in your head through your ear holes, watch Michelle Obama's HISTORIC!!! gown in action:
Usually, I'm not really into the First Lady's Inauguration gown, because I only like gowns that are covered in rhinestones, see-through or slit all the way up to the left nipple (aka classy ones), but I kind of like this one. But I have a feeling that in a few weeks, I'll be doing Michelle Obama's signature "side eye and roll" at this dress, because copy cats of it will be everywhere. You're going to see on every bridesmaid at every wedding. You're going to see one on every 11th grade at the prom. And I'm sure that right now, my cousin has pulled a white halter dress out of her closet, dyed it red and has glued patches of crushed velvet all over it. I just hope she doesn't wear it with her clip-on bangs. Not today. Not ever.
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Beautiful. Love her.
I also think it actually looks better than some of the high-waisted stuff she often wears. I love how the bottom half is cut.
Three words:
Jackie O *who*?!
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I like Michelle. She almost always wears something I would slaughter a room full of Repukelicans for.
At least she didn't kill a guy like the last one.
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A beautiful gown. The color is a gorgeous shade of crimson coral red.
A lovely, well dress lady.
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meh
Internet trolls be damned. I love these two, and Michelle looks happy in that red sheath dress. You know Obama got some last night.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 7:28am.
She's definitely no Kate Middleton.
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Exactly. Michelle is so much better.
Sandbitch- is "jolie laide" (pretty-ugly) the expression you were thinking of?
Glambert - I saw a comment that made my day recently.
"It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana being legalized on the same day.
Leviticus 20:13 - If a man lays with another man, he should be stoned.
We've just been interpreting it wrong all these years."
Onto your comment on her dress: it could never pass as a maternity dress. Maternity wear does not cinch at the natural waist. If the dress had an empire waist, it could maybe be a maternity dress. But what pregnant woman wants to go without a bra? My only problem with the dress is that I don't think it was formal enough for the occasion.
I can't wait for our resident bigot to comment on the first portion of this post. Bring it on, douche!
i think she looks beautiful as usual.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
michelle looks lovely...
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She's definitely no Kate Middleton. Boy I bet she's scary looking when she's angry.
Y'know there's a word for a "fascinatingly ugly woman" but it escapes me at this drunken moment.
If anyone can report back what that word is, I'd be most grateful.
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The dress does nothing for me. I don't even like the color on her.
Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 2:13am.
He was a Republica (as were many Southern blacks) but that was just before all of Dixiecrats did the ol' switcheroo. So, as someone else pointed out, it is not the same party.
Michelle is usually such a trendsetter with what she wears and this dress looks like a damn maternity dress that would be turned down by every pregnant chick going to the oscars...
It's fucking ugly!(even for a maternity dress)
Submitted by pfk on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 3:17am.
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Oh dear...
Perhaps you are misinformed but in all reality the "wealthy" pay much less percentage of their income than the "peons" do. It's just another right wing tactic to make the wealthy more wealthy and the poor even poorer. It's just another form of Republican oppression.
Republicans:
"We are so against a woman choosing what she wants to do with her own body but we don't want to pay for welfare! We like that our planet is overpopulated and that children are born into poverty...it makes us wealthier!"
"We love our fucking right to have guns and we pretend to care when mass shootings happen!"(we demonstrated this by recently showing up in droves to purchase firearms)
"We hate minorities but think they still need to pay more taxes then us wealthy Republicans even though they don't deserve equal rights!"
"We love the Bible and eat at Red Lobster all the time even though eating shelled fish is an 'abomination' just like gay sex is according to the bible but we love our sea food so we ignore that part and instead go after the gays!"
Talk about hypocrisy!
I dig it.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Love them both! Gorgeous couple, and they seem genuinely in love. To me, Michelle is lovely and always looks elegant. Where was all this criticism with Bush Senior's wife? Or Laura? Only Hillary and Michelle are getting torn apart like this, and they are both attractive, accomplished women. I do not get it!!
Obama's culo looks BIG and HUNGRY!
And that projected out ass on Barack.
Is that a newly installed extra grande-sized buttplug?
He owes lots payback to lots of assholes so its time to grab the ankles and bend over.
The readers here are too dumb and too invested in getting their own freebies to understand your factual analysis. They would rather blame the rich while holding out their hands for vouchers supplied by the extortionate rate of taxation levied upon those who are still trying to produce. At some point soon that is going to stop and the producers are going to just say Fuck IT!
Anita Bidet and saltydog:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UObEdF_uhaw
Ha ha Glambert, but the wealthy are not being "asked" to pay anything just like the 48% of eligible yet non-taxpaying poor peons are not and haven't been asked to pay anything in a loooong, loooong time. This is NOT a wealth tax. Warren Buffet still pays a lower tax rate than his secretary.
The 1 or 2% of the highest INCOME earners are being FORCED to pay 60-70% of the country's tax burden instead of the 50% it has already been shoveling over for years. High income earners = the creators, inventors, producers, risk-takers, entrepreneurs, and the sources of JOBS. Furthermore, that added revenue will only raise 60 billion dollars, an amount that equals the Sandy Hurricane Relief bill (10 billion for Sandy relief, 50 billion in Democrap PORK PORK PORK), and it is just going to disappear into Obama's vote-buying abyss of "social justice", which includes every wealthy Obama crony and crony group, political and otherwise.
Please tell me where the 6 trillion dollars added to our debt went that President Creep and his despot wife foisted on this country. Please show me where it has helped in any way besides getting Obozo reelected. Do some research and find out for yourself all of the fraud, waste, nepotism, cronyism, and corruption our children are going to have to pay for but they WON'T pay for because who the hell is going to break their back slaving for a government of mediocre shit and its inaugural balls. Then there will be only 2 classes in this country: the extremely small elite political parasite class and the-rest-of-us class, the peons who will do as little as possible to enrich the parasite class just as the peons of today do as little as possible to take care of themselves. We will no longer be a nation. We will be a banana republic.
She looks fantastic and well dressed as usual. Everything goes well with her pretty smile.
Mr. President looks like he needs a nap.
Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 2:13am.
Martin Luther King was a civil rights leader AND Republican. He would want nothing to do with these huckin and jivin clowns who do nothing for today's American youth.
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oh, go fuck yourself with a rusty chainsaw covered in lemon juice. political parties change so much over time, the Republican party that existed when Dr. King was alive is not the same thing as the Republican party that exists today. anybody with even a 4th grader's knowledge of history could tell you that he would not have anything to do with the republican party as it exists in 2013.
I like Michelle Obama, I think she is smart, determined, interesting, educated...ect But no matter how hard they try NO ONE is ever going to convince me that she is either A) Stylish or B) Pretty
I LOVE it and I LOVE her bangs! To whoever was demanding an American designer, this is even better: a designer from Taiwan! Now transplanted to NYC! Yes, it does make her waist look a little too high, and yes, people have worn such a style before, so maybe it's not perfection, but it's DARN CLOSE!
If the adorable Obamas wanted this dance to last forever, JHud was the perfect choice. "And I'm Telling You" was longest, most arduous 5 minutes I ever spent in a movie theater.
Martin Luther King was a civil rights leader AND Republican. He would want nothing to do with these huckin and jivin clowns who do nothing for today's American youth.
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could u be any stupider? MLK a republican? hahaha troll harder
Submitted by Glambert on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 12:13am.
Minorities are going to keep getting civil rights in spite of your bigotry.
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You show your ignorance by thinking this ghetto display of wasting money is about civil rights or anything else.
Martin Luther King was a civil rights leader AND Republican. He would want nothing to do with these huckin and jivin clowns who do nothing for today's American youth.
Nothing more than a glam'd out pimp showing his pink Cadillac and gold jewelery, this phony wines and dines the rich elite liberals while not giving 2 fucks about this country or the true "poor people".
Go read a fucking book, illiterate bitch.
I think during the second term she'll wear more of what she likes. She's a lawyer who often wore professional suits in darker colors, and I look forward to seeing that, because that is what I saw during the last two days. Maybe it's just this week, but I've really liked it. I also luuurrrrve the bangs. They are adorable on her.
Not only is Michelle Obama the ugliest first lady since EVER, but she's also the worst-dressed. This dress isn't too bad compared to most of her clothes, but it makes her torso look about six inches long and concave in the chest. She doesn't know how to dress her fucking body right.
Anyway blah blah blah, they slow-danced for the news cameras so clearly he's totally heterosexual and they MUST love each other, blah blah blah bullshit.
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Submitted by winniwins on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 1:39am.
you know it! and Jason Wu just took a seat next to Zac Posen at the disappointed designers' table, lmao ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
* Takes Foxxy's high 5 and throws in a hip bump
I just saw your short waisted comment. You are so right about the hair/ neckline. If we were her friends we would've been like " uh uh girlfriend"
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 1:24am.
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LOL I like the ones where he's dry humping Elmo EVEN more!
As far as the dress, I hate grandmotherly dresses at these formal affairs. This is modern and a pretty hue, besides if it were any different, there would be an outcry that this was not a fashion show. Or it was too extravagant. It's all subjective. Plus it helps the designer.
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*high fives winni* lol
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
The dress is awful. Terrible color and so disproportionate. It makes her look short waisted and it looks as if her ass starts where her belly button would be on the backside. Her legs look freakishly long. Hate it.
Submitted by Tyroan on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 1:15am.
Submitted by Glambert on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 12:13am.
I'm glad you you are angry and bitter!
http://whencowscry.blogspot.com/2011/11/did-someone-say-cookie-monster.h...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Obama and the Staff Sargent looked like they were getting ready to cut loose! ...time to throw some FLAVA on dat party.
Now if they busted out some lil Wayne I would've actually watched that shit.
Submitted by Glambert on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 12:13am.
I'm glad you you are angry and bitter!
CO-SIGN!
They looked great dancing together. Obviously a couple who loves each other. She was gorgeous. I didn't mind Jennifer giving a new take on the song either. She's no Al Green but... ;p
@Cara, *swoon*
ETA: you too Glambert.
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Ugh, this wig she's wearing. I just don't like it.
She's ugly but I loooove her arms, they are so perfectly fit!!
How are you going to fight for some dick if you don't even know whether or not the dick is good? The dick might not even be worth getting into a Rock-Paper-Scissors fight over, let alone a fist fight. - MK
Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:49pm.
I these ugly hypocrites enjoyed their 300 million party congratulating themselves on further fucking up our country. Btw Moochelle is one ugly woman. Like a gorilla rolled up in tent.
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Illiterate racist says what?
She looks great.
That dress has been done 58675 times, I think she's ugly like every other freakin first lady (why is that??) but, I love the bangs on her and I think they really do seem to love each other a lot
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Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:49pm.
I these ugly hypocrites enjoyed their 300 million party congratulating themselves on further fucking up our country.
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I suppose you only like it when the Republidouche party throw their inaugurations parties!
I'm glad you you are angry and bitter!
Yes cookiedouche...
Minorities are going to keep getting civil rights in spite of your bigotry.
Yes even the wealthy are now being asked to pay almost as much in taxes as the poor peons do.
admittedly being nitpicky, imo the hair needed to be off shoulders for that neckline to really "pop" the way it is supposed to, and the dress is gorgeous but imo the bodice makes her look short-waisted
that said, they are stunning together
/ignores Hudson
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
She usually looks way better...
Don't like this dress.
Zorba - Jason Wu is American. According to CNN, Mrs. Obama wore Wu at the previous inaugural ball, also. However, Oscar de la Renta (American of Dominican descent) complained that she did not wear enough American designers during her first year of party! party! party! so she became more conscious of that fact (or she was already conscious but thought nobody would notice?) in her next three.
Even though I have watched exactly zilch of this incredible four-more-years-of-circling-the sewer-and-this-time-I-believe-we're-going-down milestone in our country's history, I think watching such a Presidential display of excess is great for our nation's morale and a much needed distraction from wondering where our children's next meal will be coming from. Then we will probably have to wait an entire week for the First Family's next blowout. At least all of the important news organizations will still be talking about Michele's bangs as the lead-in to their nightly programs until then!