We Have Miley Cyrus To Blame For This Mess

Ever since Miley Cyrus took a Flowbee, electric clippers and a few gallons of peroxide to her hair, semi-famous hos think they can do it too. Case in point: noted Romney supporter Jenna Jameson.

Looking almost more broke down than Brigitte Nielsen making mouth love to a bottle of Popov vodka on a patch of grass in a Studio City park, Jenna Jameson hosted an AVN after-party at Tabu in Las Vegas last night. Jenna came out with a head full of NO. Bitch looks like a plastic snake trying to swallow the head of a cockatoo.

Jenna Jameson used to look like the charbroiled corpse of a wonk-eyed iguana, so the good news is that she doesn't completely look like that anymore. The bad news is that hair. According to my research (aka a three second Google search), Jenna Jameson was one of the first women to ever make a million dollars for sucking and fucking dick on camera. Jenna Jameson is a peen-slurping vanguard! Jenna Jameson is part of history. But yet here she is copying Miley Cyrus? This is the worst mistake Jenna Jameson has made ~~ever~~ ~~this decade~~ ~~this year~~ ~~this month~~ ~~this week~~ in the past 48 hours.

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Submitted by SoulTaker on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 9:37pm.

Horrible plastic surgery and what is with that ridiculous ASS? Looks like she's got a watermelon taped in place back there.

Submitted by Kitsi on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 9:37pm.

She was a porn star, good at what she did. She made her way in the world starting from 16 if i recall... I used to respect her for doing her thing and being a powerful businesswoman. She overcame a lot of stuff in life to achieve her status. But all the accumulated respect I had went out the window when this dumb slore said: "When You're Rich, You Want A Republican In Office".. she can take a long walk off a short pier. But with all that fucking plastic ,she'd float anyway. -.-

OT..hate the hair

Submitted by sillykat on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 9:37pm.

Have any of you ho's seen "After Porn Ends"? It's pretty depressing. Not because of what people do after porn, but because of what happened to them (the women, specifically) before porn. All of the women mentioned being raped when they were young. Ugh.

Submitted by notreallyworking on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 9:32pm.

Before all the drugs and plastic surgery, Jenna Jameson was super pretty, naturally so. Damn shame.

ditto. she was washed up before Baby Huey got into the picture. Early JJ was deelish!

"Just look at all the fucks I give!"

"Pete... I just wanted to jump on and tell you I'm really glad you're doin' okay."

"Is your name Michael Diamond?" "Naw, mine's Clarence..."

Submitted by cocoebert on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 9:29pm.

Before all the drugs and plastic surgery, Jenna Jameson was super pretty, naturally so. Damn shame.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 9:29pm.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 8:21pm.

This sort of comment is why you have my undying love!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by TOPANGA on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 9:17pm.

Yea, she had her "talents" but I always thought this whore (literally and figuratively) was overrated. I've seen better female pornstars. Is she still with that MMA fighter dude?
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Submitted by CoconutCoochie on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 9:14pm.

Just read that she was gang raped when she was 16. As often is the case with porn stars...
Traci Lords also recently admitted to being raped as a kid.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/01/08/steubenville-rape-case-...

Submitted by salacious on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 9:13pm.

I'm surprised you don't know this, MK. It wasn't Mileyho who started this trend. Robyn did it better 7 years ago.

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Submitted by winniwins on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 9:04pm.

Submitted by Aphid on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 8:31pm.
She looks like an albino Jodi Watley
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Lmao! I thought she was Adrienne Maloof with new hair at first.

Submitted by Daniee on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 9:03pm.

Hmm, I would say for people over 29, Jenna Jameson is far more of a celeb.
Neither are nice enough in the face to pull it off.

Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 9:02pm.

I like the simplicity of the dress, but it needs more structure. It looks like a pool coverup.

Her makeup is too much. She'd look better with less eye and more lip color. I think. Maybe not.

Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 9:02pm.

How cute..an old used up whore copying a young used up whore.

Submitted by ewesocrazy on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 9:02pm.

She looks like a less Amazonian Brigitte Nielson. If Miley was trying to inspire the 63 year old cougar/escort look, mission accomplished.

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 8:58pm.

It's a cockadoo.

Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 8:58pm.

Wow, beauty school hair!

Submitted by CoconutCoochie on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 8:56pm.

I think she looks better like this than with her usual long hair.
Now her face, what a plastic surgery mess.

Submitted by Stan Hooper on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 8:55pm.

Is there a memo going around the porn biz where its a must you look like shit years after retirement? Janine is another one who is now batshit ugly!

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Submitted by CashewTime. on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 8:50pm.

There's a porn star named Christy CANYON? Lol!

Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 8:42pm.

Yuck, not hot, and now flat taps are making a comeback too.

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 8:40pm.

Submitted by Dog on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 8:37pm.
She must use a sling to keep her meat flaps closed after all the guys she's screwed.

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Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

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A Lannister always pays his debts.

Submitted by Sams Mom on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 8:39pm.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 8:21pm.
She looks like she absolutely stinks of shit. Who finds this attractive?
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I adore how succinct you are. Brilliant.

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 8:39pm.

Yeah, all the hetero porn stars invaded Las Vegas this past weekend. Clorox was probably flying off the shelves this morning.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 8:39pm.

I think she pulls it off better than Miley does, but that neck tat makes her look like the Terminator. Overall she has not aged well. Traci Lords and Christy Canyon are examples of pr0n stars who have.

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Submitted by Parablesower on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 8:39pm.

I like the hair better on her than Miley *runs and hides*. The makeup- looks lIke the old Donna Mills makeup tape my best friend had. Epic fail.

Submitted by Dog on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 8:37pm.

She must use a sling to keep her meat flaps closed after all the guys she's screwed.

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Submitted by saltydog on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 8:36pm.

Well in her defense 10 years ago she had a face to pull this look off, whereas Miley naver has and never will.

Both bitches are copying P!nk anyways.

Submitted by Hairy Back Mary on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 8:35pm.

I totally did not recognize her.
I did some stupid shit like that to my hair in high school....at least I can say I was young and stupid at the time when people ask the inevitable "why?!" Her, not so much.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 8:35pm.

Compared to the charbroiled corpse photo, this is 100x better. But for getting "the Miley" -100x fail. Only because Cyrus did it first, not because of the cockatoo.

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Submitted by sushi on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 8:33pm.

I really can't stand this idiot. She's so fucking full of herself.

Tracy Lords broke into mainstream much better than her and came off like a sweet person with a fucked up childhood.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 8:33pm.

...and what does it say about you, when you model yourself after MILEY CYRUS?

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 8:32pm.

She was so beautiful in the 90's. My Lord, she has completely ruined herself.

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Submitted by Aphid on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 8:31pm.

She looks like an albino Jodi Watley

Submitted by Fleass on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 8:30pm.

Just gross. I'd much rather have my life with my kid and be broke than ever do what these whores do to become rich. Fuck all that.

Submitted by Girl about town on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 8:30pm.

The hair is not bad, something about a buzz cut that is so sexy to me ...on men that is.

the real tragedy is that her makeup artists does not know how to blend....

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Submitted by Womanoftheyear on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 8:29pm.

Plastic wax lips and silcone cheek implants...she has morphed into a Brazilian Transexual Pageant Queen.

The only thing that makes me mad about her is how wealthy she is for getting her pussy and mouth plowed, repeatedly and I'm busting my ass through a grad degree in fucking debt up to my eyeballs and pretty much live paycheck to paycheck.

There is no justice in the world.