Monday, January 21st 2013

This Is Perfect: Prince Hot Ginge In Yarn Pigtails

Three things:

1. After four long months in Afghanistan of sleeping in a room full of sweaty, half-naked hot pieces and making the scorpions in the desert wish they could fap to the image of him in uniform, Prince Hot Ginge is finally going back home to Britain. The media can stop talking about Duchess Kate's royal fetus and start talking about PHG's royal jewels instead. Everybody whip your phones out, because PHG will get drunk, he will take all of his panties off and we must get a picture of his royal ginger scepter and globes this time. Don't fuck it up.

2. The Daily Mail published a really long interview with PHG where he talks about fighting on the front lines and dropping off his laundry.

3. Because PHG is on his way home, a bunch of pictures of him in Afghanistan were released today. This picture of PHG giving a handy to an invisible dick while cleaning under his peen hood is taking me places. But the picture of PHG in yarn pigtails is a beautiful gift. Pet store owners are removing the basket of kittens from their front window and replacing it with a basket full of this picture. It's that precious.

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Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 8:26am.
I am not convinced that Charles is his biological father. The resemblance to Hewitt is quite striking.

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I was going to disagree, but then I googled them together. Wow. I always thought he looked like her brother.

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I am not convinced that Charles is his biological father. The resemblance to Hewitt is quite striking.

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i couldnt read that article. it made me too sad. it said that he killed people. if thats true, he is now fucked for life, bc you know he is not a man meant to kill people.

and i am mad if they ruined him for life, just for going around nekkie in vegas.

very mad.

so mad that i hope he is lying.

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Latex Jungle's picture

I absolutely love Harry.
I have a strict rule--I never date anyone younger than me. I'd break it for Harry.
The next time he wants to party, oh please oh please oh please let him come to Colorado.

Naughychimp's picture

I like that he's trying to be of service. Sure, they'd never let him get in real harm's way but I appreciate that he's out there, taking part. I'd love to see Sasha & Malia spend some time in uniform in the Middle EAst.

I also like that he doesn't take himself too seriously. He knows he's not a genius; I wish a few more in Hollywood were so insightful about themselves!

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Those boots look brand new. Are we really sure he's been on combat duty for 3 months?

Come at me bitch!

Husbands_and_Wives's picture

He's so handsome *swoon*

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Submitted by BaconSlut on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 6:19pm.
I kinda wanna grab those braids and tell him to "GIDDYUP,
BEOTCH!"
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Ding, fuckin', ding, ding, ding!!!!!
And we have a winner! POST OF THE DAY!!!! XD

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Fronika's picture

Daddy Hewitt must be so proud of the parasitical prick.

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VOB, think that was the late Princess Margaret.

And yes, Ann's skin was lovely!

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veryoldbat's picture

Princess Anne... However equine.. My darling Grandmother used to say::: but her skin is flawless. Which one married the photographer .. A la Austin Powers?

Tonya_Harding's picture

Blahh Afghanistan i miss my husband!!

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Thank you VOB. I was looking at some vintage footage of the Princess Royal from the early 70's and as she was talking I swore I could have heard hear say "Hello Wiiillburr! She is very unfortunate looking.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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GG you're to young to remember.. But your right.. Give Harry some brown hair and you have Charles. Harry's cute tho.. Charles .. Foppy ears and grimace.. Not so much.

chaka1's picture

so hot

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Hotmami, didn't see your post. lolol ITA!

@GG, I hear neighing in the background. Is that bad? ;p

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Cute naughty ginge, but put half a brunette wig on him and all I see his father! AAAHHHH. O_o

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What is it with that family? Boy their horsey genes are strong! Some of them may look pretty or handsome when they are young but that fades fast then they go back to the farmyard - wow!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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Makes me want a steaming cup of Swiss Miss. And a second round later.

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Harry is as cute as a button. That is all.

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I kinda wanna grab those braids and tell him to "GIDDYUP, BEOTCH!"

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LOL, hotmami. No doubt Charles IS the father.

Harry is the fun kinda guy you have a one-night stand with. Probably incapable of a real relationship and all that, but guys like Harry are a nice diversion along the way.

He looks very Charles-esque in the main pic. Just saying.

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Mhm, where's the pic of him running? I think he looks especially cool there, though I wonder what this Cindy Lauper doll in the back means.
But: one of the things I would love to be able to do is to fly a helicopter - I guess that's never going to happen, so I'm jealous!

Edit: Oh, they have a full series of articles about him (gotta love the DM). My favourite headline so far:
"I'm not academic but I thrash the guys at Fifa - Harry, who was educated at Ludgrove Prep School and Eton College, said he was 'absolutely useless' at written tests at school, but is making up for it now by beating his army colleagues at computer games"
Bwahahaha.

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Ok, I still would.

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Bigbendy's picture

Harry is so damn cute. He looks like one of my best friends. Ironically, my friend has a lot of Harry's personality too.

chlyn's picture

He looks mature (in a nice way) in the second to last pic.

winniwins's picture

Uhhh..... Are those plastic sheets in thumb 3?

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I have to agree with your Royal Crush, MK. Prince hot ginge is very cute and I ignore his antics as a fine rebellious streak, which makes him perfectly stalk-worthy. LOL

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TexnDoc's picture

Four months in Afghanistan must be The Queen's royal equivalent of Supernanny's five minutes on the "time-out spot".

Craigypants's picture

Poor guy, four months with no pussy, he must be ready to explode.

Why is he wearing a shirt?

SFRBully's picture

Heidi's eyebrows almost match her braids.

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I just read a report that he (himself_ killed members of the Taliban today.

Not that I believe it (sorry, Harry-lovers, I firmly believe his service is real in the sense of training but that he is not half as active as his people claim and is never in real danger, even if he's in a war-torn country) but I think his service is ending and he can leave with some kind of hero status. I sniff royale bullshite.

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