Serving up some hillbilly Pebbles Flinstone glamour, Brit Brit Spears celebrated being off the leash by driving herself in a car to lunch at the Mondrian Hotel in Beverly Hills over the weekend. Yeah, so that’s why the streets of Beverly Hills were closed and lined with mattresses. It’s because Brit Brit was back behind the wheel of a car and I don’t think that car had passenger side brake pedals in it.
If you replaced Brit Brit’s straw broom weave with a pink wig, her pashmina with a greasy, unwashed Yorkie and her bodyguard with a mute Latina assistant, these pictures would be straight out of 2007. And Brit Brit’s chest dumpling knows it, which is why it’s trying to slowly exit stage right.
And those boots are making my eyes dry heave, but it could be worse. Brit Brit could be wearing UGGs or heeled CROCs with socks, so I’ll give her that.