Above is President Obama’s #1 fangirl waaaaah-awwwww-eeeeee-waaaaah-ing her way through the Star Spangled Banner at the Inauguration today. Beyonce pulled her earpiece out halfway through, because if you really want to look like you’re seriously singing, pull your earpiece out halfway through. Beyonce also pulled it out, because she was yodeling so damn much that it was about to pop out of her ear anyway.
Below is Ron Paul’s #1 fangirl Kelly Clarkson singing My Country ‘Tis Of Thee. Kelly sang the skin on her tonsils off, but just like stars on the American flag and a single tear drop on an eagle’s cheek, this song is not complete without Aretha Franklin’s national treasure of a hat. Kelly definitely needed to put a bow on it.