Sunday, January 20th 2013

LeAnn Rimes Gives Eddie Cibrian Sex Whenever He Wants It

LeAnn Rimes' Entertainment Tonight interview with Nancy O'Dell is the eye roll-inducing gift that keeps on giving your eyeballs a reason to roll. LeAnn Rimes said in her ET interview that her body "wouldn't let her stop" having an affair with Eddie Cibrian. That's LeAnn trying to say "I'm suffering from stage 10 Dickmatization" in the most poetic way possible. LeAnn also said that she's not trying to get knocked up, but she still gives Eddie the coochie whenever he wants it. When Eddie wants to stick the tip in her gaping nostril before she sneezes, LeAnn flares and lets him have it. via UsWeekly:

Do Rimes and Cibrian want to have children of their own? "Yea . . . I think so," Rimes hesitantly told O'Dell. "That's kind of the talk we've had for awhile now. Who knows?"

Still, Rimes clarified, they aren't actively trying to get pregnant. "Not right now," Rimes said. "No, we're not!" Regardless, Rimes bragged to O'Dell that they have a very steamy sex life.

"Have you seen him?" she joked. "[Sex is] whatever time. Any time of the day. Whenever he wants it."

LeAnn went on to say, "Yeah, I give Eddie sex whenever he wants it. I just wish he wanted it with me some of the time." 

Posted by: Michael K


This bitch has lost her damn mind and it ain't ever coming back.

RandéSleepover's picture

Submitted by Xander on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 3:46pm.
She's too selfish to be a mom. It would destroy her body and Eddie would be scavenging for waitresses within the first trimester.

hahaha. Yes.

Foxxy Brown's picture

Hi, Twatty!! hope you're feeling better!

OT: i bet Eddie can squint you in the eye and lie like a politician

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Xander's picture

She's too selfish to be a mom. It would destroy her body and Eddie would be scavenging for waitresses within the first trimester

Latex Jungle's picture

Pregnancy can't do a thing to her body--she doesn't have one.

Meatblocks's picture

that is the body of a malnourished 13 yr old boy.
his ex is completely hot.
no wonder this little ponyboy with tinytits is a mental shitfest -because no matter how she tries (and oh how she does try) she cannot compete against the other.

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

Snarf's picture

Cue screeching, rambling, insane rebuttal by Eddie's ex Brandi in 5...4...3...

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Shiitake happens...

Esteem's picture

@ Twatty - ha, that only ads to the unsexiness for me. He's not 'bad' looking really, just not sexy. It may be his arm candy choices, but I agree with Foxxy too, he can't act for shit. Lol.

Submitted by mike on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 3:41pm.

I'm guessing "anytime he wants it" = not as often as she would like.

Definitely not. That kinda makes me feel bad for her. Having mismatched sex drives fucking sucks.

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There might have been a time when I would let you slip away
I wouldn't even try
But I think you could save my life

RandéSleepover's picture

I guess that's one way to try to keep him constant: draining his sperm count. But simply getting some is not the sole reason that guys cheat.

misslainey's picture

Sadly, he evr wants it with her, so...

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Submitted by Deb on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 3:39pm.
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She's going about it all wrong, HAHAHA

@Twatty! How you doing? Feeling any better?

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Twat Muffin's picture

Esteem & Foxxy -- hey, babes! He's not that bad, not exactly my type, but when you know that a guy has nailed ugly chicks (LeAnn), that makes a dude fug IMO.

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WithinReason...'s picture

This dickmatization of LeAnn talk is so boring. Get your head out your ass and stop copying Jessica Simpson! *eye-roll* He is hot but his cheating skank ass puts him firmly in the never would category. She's just desperadoe.

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mike's picture

I'm guessing "anytime he wants it" = not as often as she would like.

Gem's picture

I don't think he is attractive...he looks like of "off" to me. Then again, it could be his shiteous personality that's affecting my judgment.

Deb's picture

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 3:33pm.

....and he's STILL gonna cheat, honey. Fucking doormat.
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Right, PSL? SHe thinks she has to drain every drop of sperm out of him at all times. God forbid he gets horny without her there. He WILL cheat (if he hasn't already).

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Craigypants's picture

Thanks for that Leanne, our lives are so much more enriched now for having learned that your spreading your legs every 5 minutes, was there every any doubt? It won't last, nobody wants to fuck a bony bitch. If sex is the basis of their whole relationship, he will soon get bored and start sticking it somewhere else.

CokeyBloke's picture

Do Rimes and Cibrian want to have children of their own? "Yea . . . I think so," Rimes hesitantly told O'Dell.

Cue Eddie pulling a Scooby Doo "Whhaaaaahhh?"

He doesn't want to share the scratch!

Foxxy Brown's picture

Submitted by Esteem on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 3:30pm

no. and he was a boil on "Third Watch"'s ass, horrid actor

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

tonicbitch's picture

Esteem no you're not the only one. He's fug.

My body won't let me stop eye-rolling and dry heaving when I see this trick so I can relate.

ProfessorVP's picture

She looks like a party toothpick.

parissucksliterally's picture

....and he's STILL gonna cheat, honey. Fucking doormat.

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Don't ya think that you need somebody?
Don't ya think that you need someone?
Everybody needs somebody
You're not the only one, you're not the only one

Whenever HE wants it. Well. I think we know all we need to about their relationship.

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There might have been a time when I would let you slip away
I wouldn't even try
But I think you could save my life

saltydog's picture

Who cares? Seriously everybody says he is a gold digger, but how does she have money? She hasn't had a hit in a decade and does Lifetime movies, why do shit cable movies if you don't need the money?

Deb's picture

SHUT UP x INFINITY!!!!!
This bitch's love life is like the football game I'm watching...NFC.
(nobody fucking cares)

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Esteem's picture

Am I the only one that doesn't think he's sexy, like at all?