LeAnn Rimes Gives Eddie Cibrian Sex Whenever He Wants It
LeAnn Rimes' Entertainment Tonight interview with Nancy O'Dell is the eye roll-inducing gift that keeps on giving your eyeballs a reason to roll. LeAnn Rimes said in her ET interview that her body "wouldn't let her stop" having an affair with Eddie Cibrian. That's LeAnn trying to say "I'm suffering from stage 10 Dickmatization" in the most poetic way possible. LeAnn also said that she's not trying to get knocked up, but she still gives Eddie the coochie whenever he wants it. When Eddie wants to stick the tip in her gaping nostril before she sneezes, LeAnn flares and lets him have it. via UsWeekly:
Do Rimes and Cibrian want to have children of their own? "Yea . . . I think so," Rimes hesitantly told O'Dell. "That's kind of the talk we've had for awhile now. Who knows?"
Still, Rimes clarified, they aren't actively trying to get pregnant. "Not right now," Rimes said. "No, we're not!" Regardless, Rimes bragged to O'Dell that they have a very steamy sex life.
"Have you seen him?" she joked. "[Sex is] whatever time. Any time of the day. Whenever he wants it."
LeAnn went on to say, "Yeah, I give Eddie sex whenever he wants it. I just wish he wanted it with me some of the time."
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HBM - yes, I've heard of the medical term "shizzing" :)
Esteem - according to Brandi Glanville, LeAnne's diet consists of laxatives. How she has anything that manages to come out, I don't know 'cause you're right, it doesn't look as though she eats anything to begin with.
*pre-orders Brandi's book*
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Submitted by Deb on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 5:12pm.
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It's fascinating he can call the shots here. And you best believe he'll be left in comfort no matter what he does (aka, cheat). This chick is hopeless. How you doing?
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Lol HBM ;-)
The term you're looking for, is "pissing out your ass".
Submitted by Esteem on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 5:29pm.
Submitted by miz cynical on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 5:26pm.
I doubt she even shits Miz, she sure doesn't look to me like she eats solids, at all.
If I were the interviewer, I'd ask - well, LeAnne, between your shitting addiction, when do you have time to give it up to Eddie whenever he asks? Isn't your lower half pretty much occupied for the majority of the day? I mean, between the shitting and showering all the time, I don't think that'd leave much time for sexytimes? Or, do you eliminate the shower and just go from shitting to sexytimes? What's your water bill like every month?
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This post is even funnier cause that ad for the squatty potty is directly to the right of it.
Submitted by miz cynical on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 5:26pm.
I doubt she even shits Miz, she sure doesn't look to me like she eats solids, at all.
Bar of soap! That is hilarious, ms kayty, and so true!
Yeah, Leann, I've seen him, and he looks like a smug, self absorbed idiot to me. Have at him.
CIJ - yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if that's happened. She seems so insecure & desperate to prove to anyone and everyone about how in love they are, plus, she's probably hoping that they'll run home and tell Brandi and she doesn't strike me as the type to give a damn about a child's development.
If I were the interviewer, I'd ask - well, LeAnne, between your shitting addiction, when do you have time to give it up to Eddie whenever he asks? Isn't your lower half pretty much occupied for the majority of the day? I mean, between the shitting and showering all the time, I don't think that'd leave much time for sexytimes? Or, do you eliminate the shower and just go from shitting to sexytimes? What's your water bill like every month?
These so-called reporters truly don't know how to ask the hardball questions that viewers want answers to! :)
LeAnn's got the shoulders of a linebacker and the hips of a 99 year old escapee from the local nursing home. Eddie's wearing old man pants and has the lips of a fish that's escaped the local creek that saps up all the factory run off. Ain't no fetus in Heaven is desperate enough to be born to have a part of that.
Submitted by mskayty on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 5:11pm.
This bitch is shaped like a bar of soap.
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LOL! She IS!!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 4:35pm.
I have to wonder how many times the kids have walked in on her and her husband naked humping. Remember that creepy birthday cake?
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YES!! CIG, that cake should have had a neurosis named for it. :)
@Within - Cibrian is an exeption to the axiom that "Beggars can't be choosers".
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
This bitch is shaped like a bar of soap.
I suppose in a way I'm lucky, I don't think I have the capacity to be a "fuck bag" as Hekki so eloquently put it; most of the time I don't want it anyway, but if for whatever reason I still end up giving in to HIS desires, I typically have a panic attack and want to peel my skin off completely. If I ever get married he'll have to be a VERY understanding fella. Or Anderson Cooper. The latter would definitely toot my horn.
@Foxxy -YAY someone got the reference! I was a little reticent to say it but then I figured I can't be the only Simpsons fan.
This is for you, Foxxy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opoLIH_c6mc
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
BTW she can't have no babies with NO HIPS!
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Don't start none and the'll be none.
This idiotic immature bitch is still gagging from the fact that she is dating a "hottie" , time to grown up LaMeAnne and find a man who gives as good as he gets...BAM
p.s. I am seriously craving 2 cheeseburgers and a med. fries from McDicks! URGH!
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Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 4:53pm.
"Baby Hans Molemans."
DEAD ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
"Submitted by misslainey on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 4:02pm.
That would be one unfortunately looking--and most likely blind--spawn if these two ever procreate."
Baby Hans Molemans.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Good God, she really IS built like a 12 year boy.
The 40 year old bro-ish frat boy thing does nothing for me. Less than nothing.
Why don't these people get a good shrink or something instead of spewing their crap to the world?
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 4:19pm.
... it's all about being there to empty his balls.
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You hoors are killing me! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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I have to wonder how many times the kids have walked in on her and her husband naked humping. Remember that creepy birthday cake?
What is wrong with this bitch? WHY does she think anyone wants to hear about this shit? I just don't understand these "celebrities" who think that everyone cares about their every move?
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart: "... If a man wants to fuck on someone else, he will do that even if your Gina has a 24/7 sign blinking at the gate."
That's right!
*laughing at the Gina's 24/7 sign*
Eddies had his dick in every bun in town.
Undesirable on my Penis meter.
@ bambam -- damn right we do! *exhales, chugs drink, eats weed instead of putting in bowl*
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
It's not that I'm disputing the sentiment (provided it's mutual and he has the same behaviour wrt her needs).
It's that she's talking about it. It's that she seems to think this will impress people. It's that it's all about *his* needs. It's that there is absolutely *no* indication of her being into it - nah, it's all about being there to empty his balls. I can't be the only one who is picturing (ick) this as her being a total starfish who never enjoys it.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 4:02pm.
Being a constantly available fuckbag is not advisable.
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Can't. Stop. Laughing.
Dear Dlisted Abby. MK should have a thread where people email him questions and he answers them publicly.
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I have to remind myself there's someone for everybody cuz I can't for the life of me see the sexual attraction of her. I keep thinking there's some undercurrent gay issue here.
Annnnnd we have a game, ladies and gents.
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fuck u dan snyder.
I wonder if sex with him is actually any good. You can totally tell that he only cares about his own orgasms.
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I see what you're trying to do there Falcor, you're just trying to tell the world that you're still as passionate about each other as the first time you two fucked (while he was still married, that is).
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When he finds a bigger bank account and files for divorce LeAnn's breakdown is going to be legendary.
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THIS!
P.S. this is my first reply, just noticed the feature!
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This is beyond pathetic. I guess he likes 'em desperate.
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IDGAF, the "ma pussy is always available" shtick is pure insecurity. Cause Lord forbid, you would say NO to your husband, it would be like giving him permission to wander off to find a willing hole somewhere. FUCK THAT SHIT. If i dont feel like it, i dont feel like it. If a man wants to fuck on someone else, he will do that even if your Gina has a 24/7 sign blinking at the gate.
Insecure TWAT.
Edit: Bitch has Ladyboy-Body.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 4:02pm.
She is an utter moron and doormat. She wants to sound like a sex kitten, but she sounds like a desperate nerdy teenager trying to keep her dumb jock boyfriend who's only with her because she pays for shit. And yes, he's cheated/cheating on you, dumb ass.
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Haha, that's a perfect summary of the situation. As soon as she leaves the room he calls his "homies" and he's like, "Yeah she's the bitch that won't itch. I still weasel blowjobs out of her, but I ain't fucking her anymore. Yeah, I totally fucked that waitress last night, you know me!"
And he's the kept boy, ollolol
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Shut the fuck up, you stupid whore! You aren't doing the rest of us woman any goddamn favors!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Being a constantly available fuckbag is not advisable. Not that I endorse playing games, but I believe if there's no challenge and they don't have to work for it, they get bored. And shit, sometimes you just don't FEEL like it. I'm glad I don't have to worry I'm gonna lose my husband if I say no.
That would be one unfortunately looking--and most likely blind--spawn if these two ever procreate.
She is an utter moron and doormat. She wants to sound like a sex kitten, but she sounds like a desperate nerdy teenager trying to keep her dumb jock boyfriend who's only with her because she pays for shit. And yes, he's cheated/cheating on you, dumb ass.
"OT: i bet Eddie can squint you in the eye and lie like a politician"
DEAD.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
i think i'd think he was cute if i already didn't hate him from "Third Watch" long before i learned anything about his personal life
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Umm...yeah. She's not getting pregnant cause 1) she knows what he did to his first wife when she was pregnant and 2) she's way too obsessed with her weight/body to do that. Ugh. Why do people keep interviewing her? Not only does she look desperate and pathetic in every interview, but I haven't heard a peep from him in a single interview defending her or raving about how awesome their relationship supposedly is!
Count me in the camp of not finding him that cute. I didn't know who he was prior to this nonsense and now that I see him, his smarmy personality is taking away from his attractiveness.
Eddie looking more and more like a 1970s lounge lizard. What I took away from this is that SHE wants kids but he doesn't want any more and she'll go along then "accidentally" get pregnant, hoping he'll be happy "once he sees the baby".
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when you're talking someone like Eddie it only means he'll get bored faster and move on to a new piece that much sooner.
Eddie's kinda handsome, he does have nice dimples. Being with LeAnn actually makes him look better, because when you see them together, she is so fugly by comparison.
It's like when I go to the beach, my fondest wish is to find a morbidly obese woman to sit near!
Foxxy -- awww, thanks for asking, sweets; I'm much better!
Esteem -- yeah, you're right, decent-looking but not sexy. Brains & talent are sexy, which he lacks both of, and him banging LeAnn is sickening.
Xander -- you're right, LeAnn will never get pregnant, she is way too selfish. She'll be all over Twitter saying she's having fertility problems, boo-hooing all the time.
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should have used the pic where he has his finger planted firmly in the crack of her ass