LeAnn Rimes Gives Eddie Cibrian Sex Whenever He Wants It
LeAnn Rimes' Entertainment Tonight interview with Nancy O'Dell is the eye roll-inducing gift that keeps on giving your eyeballs a reason to roll. LeAnn Rimes said in her ET interview that her body "wouldn't let her stop" having an affair with Eddie Cibrian. That's LeAnn trying to say "I'm suffering from stage 10 Dickmatization" in the most poetic way possible. LeAnn also said that she's not trying to get knocked up, but she still gives Eddie the coochie whenever he wants it. When Eddie wants to stick the tip in her gaping nostril before she sneezes, LeAnn flares and lets him have it. via UsWeekly:
Do Rimes and Cibrian want to have children of their own? "Yea . . . I think so," Rimes hesitantly told O'Dell. "That's kind of the talk we've had for awhile now. Who knows?"
Still, Rimes clarified, they aren't actively trying to get pregnant. "Not right now," Rimes said. "No, we're not!" Regardless, Rimes bragged to O'Dell that they have a very steamy sex life.
"Have you seen him?" she joked. "[Sex is] whatever time. Any time of the day. Whenever he wants it."
LeAnn went on to say, "Yeah, I give Eddie sex whenever he wants it. I just wish he wanted it with me some of the time."
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she's probably bipolar. hyper-sexualism is usually a symptom. she is so excited and happy that she's got a hot guy after all the years she's been kind of the nothing special girl in the crowd. I'm sure when she met him she was plumpy and quiet. She's probably changed EVERYTHING to meet his expectations.
He on the other hand... when he hits male menopause, mid life crisis, etc., he's going to be hitting anything he can (if he doesn't already). I bet the reason he couldn't hang with Brandi was that she expected him to make a good living for her and the boys, i.e., he had pressure on him to maintain employment and pay the bills. LeAnn doesn't expect anything from him, and my guess, she' pays his child support. He is her arm candy, her trophy husband, and he is the gold digger. They may last longer than you think. Until she gets so old that even botox and plastic surgery can't hold that horse face together any longer. Brandi at least is normal looking. Just not rich enough for Eddie.
She will do anything to keep him. I bet he cheated on her already
She makes my eyes rain! A man that marries his mistress creates a job opening. Let it go, girl!
Sad. I remember when she was just a kid with an a amazing voice and folks were terrible to her bc she was homely and plump. Well, now she's anorexic and trying to show the world that someone wants her. The combo of fame too young + no loving, intelligent parents to guide = lifelong problems
There are some people who I think are butt-ugly but sexy, anyway. Like John Malkovich or Bjork or John Goodman. On the other end of the spectrum are many folks in Hollywood: handsome/pretty and also repellent. I put Eddie Cibrian in this category. If he had a lovely personality and gave $ to charity and were talented, I'd think he was sexy. But now he's just another gross, lame, good-lookin' skank.
Have y'all forgotten that Blind Vice that's generally believed to be about Leann? Some woman who used to have anal & vaginal sex without changing (or using) condoms between, which led to infections which left her sterile. Now desperate to have kids but cannot. So, when she says she & Eddie haven't decided if they want kids, she means that he's ambivalent but she's tried every dr. in the yellow pages, but hasn't quite yet given up hope.
She has an "inverted triangle" body. Huge shoulders, no hips. Some women, like Elle MacPherson, can make this shape work. Leann cannot.
She has no ba donka donk. She looks like a trannie.,
I remember when LeAnn actually had a job & some talent. Girl go back to the recording studio & do somthing productive. (Twisted Angel was a pretty good CD by Mrs No self esteem.)
Is it just me or is her mid-section oddly shaped? There really isn't much of a waist on her.
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Submitted by REDMOND on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 8:42am.
naw, she's just giving {{{THE SHOCKERRRRR!!!}}} to the butch babe in front of her.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
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Is she pretending to smoke a cigarette? She's so desperate.
Body like an Asian boy prostitute on coke.
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Did I st-st-stutter?
Yeah, we've seen him, that's why we were wondering if you have sex or not.
Bitch looks like a man. Zero curves.
Are there any nude photos of Eddie presenting bung-hole?
100 percent dickmatized and zero percent self-esteem. A perfect combination for failure.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
I love reading comments on eddie and leanne post, hilarious!
She looks just like a little boy. Maybe that is the attraction.
Well, it's the only time she knows he's not sticking it up someone else is if she's perched on it.
Also, I'm a tad morbidly curious to see what their squint spawn might look like. Part rat, part blind mole I'm predicting.
http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/wiredscience/2012/11/blindmolerat.jpg
LeAnn needs a heaping dose of self-esteem and some HIPS!
I find Eddie repulsive, but LeAnn makes me want to have sex with him just to make her cry. Ex-Lax must give this bitch diarrhea of the ass and of the mouth.
I think she looks like a boy - a very ugly boy. And he is probably gay. She probably takes it in the azz always. I mean she probably looks even more like a boy from behind!
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 5:33pm.
Hey, sorry I missed you! Was upstairs watching football. I'm ok.
I'm jelly of LeAnn for 2 things: her dough, and at least she's gettin' some (even if it's in a sick, doomed relationship).
Wow. I need a part time job and a lay. I just said I was jelly of Mrs. Popsicle Stick! ;)
How are you, hon? Well, I hope!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Does Leann realize that this relationship is going to have a very short shelf life? She cannot hold on to this sex addict and she knows it.
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"You wait. They gonna get everybody on twitter, facebook, doing everythin' online and then they gonna pull the PLUG and we all gonna be FUCKED!"
HER body is shaped like a metal nail file. Except for the breasts, which probably were added later.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
He body is shaped like a metal nail file.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Remember when she was just a hillbilly trailer singer child? Who would have guessed she would grow up to marry first a gay guy and next a serial cheater? Who could have seen this future?
Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be paparazzi whores.
CBS Cares.
Eddie is a Zlister who may have been hot in his younger years, but he's pretty average now. Leann can keep shitting 20 times a day to maintain that nasty 12 year old boy body and keep hoping that there are enough surgeries in the world to one day make her face look moderately attractive.
Uhh, I just always feel so bad for her cause she is just so starving for some love and lacking in self assurance that she is obsessed with this piece of shit. Him and his ex have completely used her. Him for money and ego in her misguided dick worship and that Brandi chick for the money she makes from her connection to Leann.
I mean.. what do I know, but the relationship does not seem at all healthy and I don't mean because they cheated on their spouses because I feel that can happen and still have a healthy adult relationship.
Is it just me or has anyone else notice that Kate Gosselin has vanished?
Thankfully.
She way over estimates his hotness. If she's worried about him cheating; too late. Credit to Nancy O'Dell for keeping a straight face.
She says "Yea, I think so." when someone asks her if she and her husband want to have kids?
I get it's none of our business but since she leaks everything else I'll assume she's not trying to be private. SHOULDNT SHE KNOW WHERE THEY STAND ON THE KIDS TALK? or did they really just rush into their relationship like a bunch of little kids without any lines of communication?
The one relationship I was in in my life where I was a completely insecure and always afraid of losing my guy was the only time I "gave it to him whenever he wanted."
He dumped me anyway. She's fucked.
Submitted by beware on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 6:51pm.
It always amuses me when somebody tries to "cement" a relationship with a baby so their partner won't leave… even though their partner left SOMEBODY THEY HAD BABIES WITH!
Submitted by Hotmami on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 4:16pm.
Yeah, he doesn't seem like the sort to give a shit about his partner's pleasure, especially if his partner is such a weak whining pathetic creature who'll put up with anything uncomplainingly.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 4:19pm.
I suspect Twilight fans think it's something to be jealous of. "Oh, she has a MAN to tell her what to do and when to do it! SO DREAMY!"
Submitted by elanenergy on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 6:03pm.
Well, at least we can look forward to Taylor Swift's inevitable deterioration.
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LeAnn is under the delusion that it's 1996 and Eddie is still hot. It's like someone swooning over Judd Nelson. You kinda know what they're talking about but yeah, that shipped sailed some time ago.
she has weird shaped thighs...
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Was she born a man? Because that body is the least feminine thing I've ever seen.
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Submitted by Girl about town on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 7:48pm.
This is hilarious If I were the interviewer, I'd ask - well, LeAnne, between your shitting addiction, when do you have time to give it up to Eddie whenever he asks? Isn't your lower half pretty much occupied for the majority of the day?
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This is hilarious If I were the interviewer, I'd ask - well, LeAnne, between your shitting addiction, when do you have time to give it up to Eddie whenever he asks? Isn't your lower half pretty much occupied for the majority of the day? I mean, between the shitting and showering all the time, I don't think that'd leave much time for sexytimes? Or, do you eliminate the shower and just go from shitting to sexytimes? What's your water bill like every month?"
But the problem is the interview was written, answered and published by LeAnne herself, so there is no one to ask these questions...
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Don't start none and the'll be none.
She's saying these things because 1) she's afraid he will cheat on her, 2) to try to convince people that they were meant to be together, 3) to try to convince herself that they were meant to be together, and 4) to not feel guilty about being a skank in the first place.
Eddie in 5 years talking about the divorce:
I had to fuck her with a pillow over her head. The first few were small throw pillows, and a neck pillow. But she was breathing so hard that her nostrils literally sucked the pillow up into them. Then we had to go bigger. This is the pillow I finally decided on. It worked for both of us.
*CUT TO PHOTO OF PILLOW*
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Why can't this dumb ho wear clothes for once?
Yes - NO curves. Could Eddie have found the Gay Famewhore's Utopia!?
Married to a beard cash cow with the body of a man (you know bitch has CHYNA CLIT, DON'T LIE HORSEY).
He can pretend she has two buttholes since her front looks like her back (with a pillow on her face - that's how they fuck - with a pillow on her face).
The Horse With No Self Esteem is just pathetic and desperate. So she has sex with him, even when she doesn't feel like it, for fear of losing him. And she wants a baby with him to cement the relationship as permanent, but he doesn't want one with her so he has an exit strategy. I feel sorry for her while wanting to punch her at the same time.
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I'm in a glass case of emotion!
She really us just straight up and down.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I just can't with that boy body...
Well so does Michelle Duggar. Give her husband sex whenever he wants it. Not Eddie Cibrian I mean. And Michelle has proof they're doing it.
SOMEONE'S STIRRING THE KETCHUP. EWWW
LeAnn Rimes is the ADULT version of Taylor Swift. Yeah, too bad MK's blog didn't exist when she was just a young and terribly misguided starlet. Now we got this....crap. Girl, shut up already. How much of your personal degradation can we ingest. (OK, she does provide good comic fodder...) Can't stand this slag!
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Uh... I've seen him, honey. Not even with Kim K.'s swarthy chocha.
Just the thought of her being pregnant and giving birth makes me squirm around in pain. Look at that thin and spindly body - can you imagine a baby coming out from between those non-hips without snapping them like twigs?? *shudder*