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January 20, 2013 / Posted by:

The Tongue Phone from Nightmare on Elm Street!

In the first Nightmare on Elm Street, Freddy continues to terrorize Nancy by calling her up and licking her through the phone. Of course, Nancy’s melodramatic ass, slams the wiggling phone on the floor and screams like a wiggling tongue phone is a bad thing. If this scene starred you, me or John Travolta, it would be a whole different movie. For the rest of the movie, every character would be asking us, “Hey, why is that phone cord dangling out of your ass?”

I don’t even care that the tongue is sticking out of what looks like a mutant tumor, I still would. I have definitely sucked on tongues that stuck out of worse-looking things.

The clip above also has the moment in New Nightmare when the Tongue Phone comes back to screw with Nancy.  Not once did Nancy ever press *69 to see what would sprout out from the other end of the phone. I just CAN’T with Nancy.

(For Sarah)

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