Birthday Sluts

Submitted by Jintess on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 1:50pm.
Wow, I thought that picture was Jack Black in drag.

haha, so did I!!!

I loved Rainn as that creepy-sweet intern in Six Feet Under and was actually upset when he left for some "new" show. Some stupid remake of a Brit comedy. Pffft.

Yeah, "The Office" gig worked out pretty well for him after all. HB, Rainn!

Whamo -- hey, Whams! One of Lynch's latest projects, "Inland Empire," was so bizarre I couldn't get through it. I wanted too, I really wanted, but I just kept on dozing off.

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"Two eyes, two eyebrows."

Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 3:12pm.

Stacey Dash...she may be nutty but GD is she hot!

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Always thought she was so pretty. Too bad she's had a nip of the ol' Republican Kool Aid.

Paul Stanley...Just come out already, Kiss's stage show was the bomb back in the day but their music on its own merits sucked

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Is he the only person on the planet who doesn't know he's gay? Open the door and sashay out, gurrrl.

HB to all the birthday sluts today. Stacey is gorgeous. ;p

Happy birthday to cmag! Have a great one with lots of poutine and chocolate cake, lol

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Skeet Ulrich....Poor man’s Johnny Depp?

Stacey Dash...she may be nutty but GD is she hot!

Paul Stanley...Just come out already, Kiss's stage show was the bomb back in the day but their music on its own merits sucked

David Lynch....not a huge fan, I find I spend most of the time wondering WTF did I just watch? I'm not big on strange for the sake of strange.

Buzz Aldrin...American Hero

Happy Bday Sluts

It's my bday!! Too bad everyone I share a bday with is so old.

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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 2:45pm.
Lorenzo Lamas was so hot until he got pumped full of douche juice.
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I know right. I can't watch early seasons of Falcon Crest without jizzing in my pants!

Lorenzo Lamas was so hot until he got pumped full of douche juice.

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"*side eyes Lamas, and thinks of his father*" - Foxxy

I agree. He sure used up all the sexy points Fernando passed him. Fool.

@ Foxxy, aw hell naw! I din't know gurlfren roll like that! Shit like that always makes me want to get cable, I don't need that. I'm already stupid enough as it is, I'd be sittin there for hours waitin to see some tits pop out, lols!

And Latifah must get hit on like crazy. I got a cousin finally came out in her late thirties, soon as news spread my girl was gettin tail tossed her way like Eddie Murphy from his Delirious days.

I was soo jellis, she was pullin old friends I considered beyond my reach, straight wimmens. Goin on weekend trips and shit, damn wimmens.

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I have seen the face of horror, and it is that there picture.

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Submitted by Foxxy Brown: "STFU Melissa Rivers, you do not have the talent that your mother possesses and your face looks like a drunk mortician's lab project"

LOL. All the hate for her in this thread is delicious!

Wow, I thought that picture was Jack Black in drag.(Never watched the show, so had no context)

Skeet Ulrich can come sit by me. Buzz is a hero with a great right hook and JMM is a good guy

HB sluts!

@bambam -- guuurrrrlllll, bitch lost her mind on "Single Girls" started swangin' and shit all up on Lisa Raye and supposedly took a beat down and it looked like it was bout the show but they all were supposedly swangin cuz they both wanted to fuck Latifah [the producer]. and then she done got her ass fired from a danny glover movie for servin up attitude gurrl! you betta get on bossip and get the tea!!

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

HBD to your favorite twitterer's favorite music snob!

love Dwight.

I think Buzz Lightyear and his horrid yenta of a wife, Lois, are divorced now. I saw her abusing him once and thought, You cow. This guy's an American hero [and not just for the moon landing*] and you're telling him what he can and cannot do??

*Among other things, he flew numerous combat missions during the Korean War, shot down MiGs, and later got a doctorate from MIT. He was also a depressive alkie. *shrugs*

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 1:17pm.

get help Stacey Dash -- there's a lot worse shit about her out in the gossip and mainstream media universe than the political stuff...

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Ooo, do you have details? It's for a paper I'm doing, research and such y'know. >;-)

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fuck u dan snyder.

HB Rainn Schrute -- i too thought he is in his 30's, lookin' good Rainn!

HB Evan Peters -- looking forward to following his future work. he is already somebody who should be more famous than the emu or Franco or whoever

HB ?uestlove -- i always think of him re this first, then The Roots -- http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0cc0bac3ce/chappelle-show-dancing-for-d...

HB Bill Maher -- rant on, mother fucker. rant on.

HB to the very studly James "Jamie" Denton

HB Buzz Aldren, you hot peepaw

HB Paul Stanley -- i always liked your star makeup better than ugly ass Gene's makeup

STFU Melissa Rivers, you do not have the talent that your mother possesses and your face looks like a drunk mortician's lab project

get help Stacey Dash -- there's a lot worse shit about her out in the gossip and mainstream media universe than the political stuff...

*side eyes Lamas, and thinks of his father*

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Evan Peters and Skeet Ulrich - double hotness

Happy birthday, ?uestlove, Dwight K. Schrute, and John Michael Montgomery.

Rainn Wilson is 47? I always thought he was in his late thirties.

He must stay away from the alcohol.

HB Rainn Wilson, David Lynch (one of my favorite directors of all time) & Bill Maher. Dwight Schrute is one of the freakiest TV characters ever -- thanks for all the laughs, Rainn!

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"Two eyes, two eyebrows."

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 12:29pm.

Ahh, nice. Thanks. Some folks from that office are over here in L.A. (with their kids, too), working for the US office and enjoying the easy local commutes. :)

Crappy birthday to Melissa Rivers, that fugly, completely talentless sponge . How can a woman as hilarious as Joan have offspring completely devoid of any sense of humor? Joan is blindly loyal to her completely unappealing daughter, and her career has suffered as a result.

I notice that Puck-whatever from Glee is in his 30s. Rarely are high school students played by people anywhere near their age.

Stacey Dash - when she and Alicia Silverstone were in Clueless together (that's my only frame of reference, sorry) they didn't look a day apart agewise. But I guess Alicia was 18 and she was 30 or thereabouts already? You never would have known she wasn't a teen...whatever fountain of youth secret she's found, she needs to share with Ali Lohan.

Also HB Rainn Wilson who, attractive or not, has made me laugh to tears on The Office.

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 12:17pm.

Randé, it's not actually in Amsterdam but very close by (a 10 minute drive by car or by public transport).

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Who are you calling silly cow?

We all thought the pink wig was troubling, but, this brunette thing Brittany is rocking is off the hook!

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 12:09pm.

Hey Mickey: A friend's friend has a chance to get transferred here. Is this in or near Amsterdam? Thanks.

Tupolevlaan 1-39
1119 NW Schiphol-Rijk

HB Rainn Wilson

Um, is this the low rent version of Xena?

Oh, it's a guy. Forget I ever asked.
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Who are you calling silly cow?

hb to DWIGGGGGHHHHT!
hb to bill maher, good to know he's out there givin'em shit.
hb to questlove

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

HB David Lynch. "Wild at Heart" will always be my fave.

Skeet - not your fault you were a poor man's Depp.

?uestlove - and howwwww is that pronounced???

Buzz - you and your sessy wife are BEYOND royalty. Please tell us the moon landing was faked!

Lorenzo Lamas - LOVED YOU on the show Dark Justice when I was a kid! Vigilante judge!

Rainn Wilson - thought she was a member of Wilson Philips, but it's that creepy-looking dude from TV. Yuck.

Melissa Rivers - you have some BIG BITCHY shoes to fill and you are not halfway there. :(

*"Honey, your reputation is SHIT in this town."*

Happy Freezing Sunday, b-b-bitches!
Happy Birthday to Paul Stanley! Saw KISS in '79. What they may lack in musical and lyrical artistry, they make up for in showmanship!

HB Bill Maher. While I don't agree with everything he says, he's thught provoking, intellignt, and funny as hell.

HB, ?uestlove! The Roots are one of Philly's great exports. Their lyrics are thoughtful, and they are hip-hop MUSICIANS who have been at it for 20+ years.

HB to Rainn Wilson, who definitely has the diabolical creepo thing down. That Xena shot is pure gold!

Sorry for the editing. I swear my keyboard is either freezing or dying. I'm pressing the effing letters, and they are't showing up, dang it!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

WE LOVED RAINN IN HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES.

HB Bill Maher~~

I don't like Rainn Wilson. He has that creepy-rapist-serial killer look to him. He always looks like he's ready to stab somebody.

Whatever you think of her politics, Stacey Dash is one hwat 47-yr-old.

I never liked Kiss. I know Kiss fans are rabid, but, apart from the act, can you really listen to their music and say it's great?

My love for both David Lynch and Bill Maher may require me to have my first ever three-some (albeit cyber, it's age appropriate for all) Happy birthday boys!!!

My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.

No one ever accused Rainn Wilson of being attractive.

Wow, Melissa Rivers is old. I saw Joan's Golden Globes show yesterday and remembered the funniest, if most elementary joke: "Zero Dark Thirty" was named when they asked Kim Kardashian three questions. How much talent do you have? What type men do you like? What is your IQ?

HB Bill Maher!

Morning, horz!

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