Adrienne Maloof Has Finally Found True Love

Only on the desperate streets of L.A. can a love between a Ron Perlman-looking ass fame whore and a bloated bag of bad decisions bloom from the sidewalk cracks in front of a Beverly Hills restaurant. Adrienne Maloof of The Really Plastic Faces of Beverly Hills ended her marriage to Magilla Gorilla's midget brother about six months ago and she's already ~~bought~~ gotten herself a new piece of ass.

In front of Crustacean in Beverly Hills last night, Adrienne and Rod Stewart's son Sean Stewart made cameras barf by giving the paps a cuddle and kiss show. Adrienne's mug looks like that of a mauled cougar, so she's finally living up to her face by getting with a dude who's 19 years younger than her. You can tell by Sean's body language that he's really into her. He looks like he's recoiling hard on the inside. It's like he's got the vomits and diarrhea at the same time and isn't sure which end is going to shoot the shit first. That is a sign of real love.

And isn't Sean supposedly sober now? Well, there goes his sobriety, because nothing will make you want to smoke crack out of a dirty pipe like waking up to Adrienne Maloof's shellacked face.

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Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 5:46pm.

Submitted by miz cynical on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 5:36pm.
... Now I have the image of crackie-on-lion sex in my head...
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This nearly made me choke, bwahahahahah
Totally on point. ;p

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Submitted by Aphid on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 5:46pm.

Crustacean was good when it first opened but I am surprised it's still around, I didn't think it would last this long. They have (or had - it's been years since the last time I was there) a really neat floor, it was wood and had cut outs with a view of a large koi pond underneath. Anyway, I don't know either of these two, so it just looks to me like Grandma took possibly gay grandson out to dinner and got a little tipsy...

Submitted by ditquoi on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 5:43pm.

She looks like an old slut. Which is half the look she was going for, so one snap up I suppose *snap* :-P

Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 5:41pm.

Oh, Esteem beat me to it. Baby Jane's comment made me LOL, too.

And Misslainey, I'm with you on the gayelle reading.

Submitted by MeowMeow on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 5:40pm.

I always thought Paul was kind of a hot ass.

Submitted by ditquoi on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 5:40pm.

Who in the gay lumberjack hell is that. :-P

Submitted by Esteem on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 5:36pm.

Submitted by BabyJane on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 5:31pm.

This guy is a hot scummy mess. Doesn't she know she probably could have bought Eddie Cibrian for a fraction of the price?

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Ok, that had me seriously Lol'g.

Submitted by miz cynical on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 5:36pm.

Eh. I'm going with the theory that Adrienne is a gayelle and in denial. She exhibited nothing but contempt when she was on-screen with her ex, Paul, and now she's going out with this thing? I love how she's posing like he's some sort of prize. Barf.

And I'm going with the theory that he's only with her 'cause it's an alternative to having to perform BJ's at the bus station to businessmen. Adrienne's such a hag, I don't think that she'll ever ask for sex from a guy. Gross. Now I have the image of crackie-on-lion sex in my head. He's a twitching and a scratching for his fix, and she's making some sort of hyena noise. *Barfs again*.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 5:33pm.

He looks like a low-rent Ethan Hawke, and I'm baffled as to how she actually manages to breathe out of those nostril slits.

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Submitted by BabyJane on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 5:31pm.

This guy is a hot scummy mess. Doesn't she know she probably could have bought Eddie Cibrian for a fraction of the price?

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Submitted by Albatross on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 5:30pm.

LOL @ "bloated bag of bad decisions."

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Submitted by sushi on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 5:29pm.

You're wealthy and *that* is your new piece?

Submitted by Webberbear on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 5:16pm.

Sean has what looks like a "wedding ring" tattoo on his left ring finger. Has he ever been married? A quick search found a recent year-long relationship with a "Baseball Wife" he met in rehab. She was only 9 years older, though:

http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/sean_stewart_to_marry_older_woman_BZ0x31...

Submitted by Anita Bidet on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 5:13pm.

How dare you insult Ron Perlman like that?

Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 5:06pm.

I get having the younger lover, but I don't get having a son. This guy looks like he requires lots of care. I remember his whiny ass on "CELEBRITY" REHAB, aka, DR. DREW'S CASH COW. The "man" has issues. Oh well. She went from changing the diaper of her husband to breastfeeding her new boyfriend. PROGRESS!

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 5:06pm.

It's like he's living his daddy's song, "Maggie May."

"The morning sun when it's in your eyes really shows your age."

Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 4:59pm.

Meh, let the Ewok have her fun.

Sean got his dad's nose.

Submitted by Deb on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 4:58pm.

@Hekki & Dog - No shit!! Could he seem any more repulsed by this woman? And yet, he himself is repulsive. A mystery for the ages...

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Submitted by Girl about town on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 4:56pm.

I don't even know who got the worst end of the deal here, he or she?
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Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 4:20pm.
There's a restaurant named "Crustacean"?? Did they run out of other names?

LOL. It's Vietnamese fusion and WAS hip maybe ten years ago.

Submitted by ibnsmother on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 4:53pm.

She is making a fool out of herself with the outfit and the guy.

Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 4:50pm.

Have no idea who these people are, well OK he's Rod Stewarts son. Big deal. He does remind me of a young Jim Carey though.

Submitted by mike on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 4:49pm.

Maloof: a form of aloofness; specifically, a reaction to excessive cosmetic surgery

Submitted by warmislandsun on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 4:44pm.

1. She should be wearing pants. Where are her pants?

2. He is straight? No, seriously, is he really straight?

3. These pictures are uncomfortable.

Submitted by kdracofan on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 4:48pm.

He isn't into girls. She looks like a hag old lady trying too hard. Next!

Submitted by kdracofan on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 4:48pm.

He isn't into girls. She looks like a hag old lady trying too hard. Next!

Submitted by Meatblocks on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 4:43pm.

ahaa haa haa haa ha. i think she's thrilllled with this misconstrupation of reporting that surely only exists becauase it's fuckin sunday and a verrry slow one at that.
he, on the other hand, must be mortified that his chances of getting laid have gone from slim to none thanks to these pics and accompanying "facts".
or, crackboy is closerthanthis to sleeping on sidewalks and finds this hatless gnome-in-a-wig preferable to sucking the dicks of visiting businessmen.

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

Submitted by chinchilla on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 4:35pm.

she's probably hoping to use him to get to Rod.

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Submitted by Biht Chi Whon on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 4:28pm.
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Debbie Gibson? hahahaha *imagining his nekkid pic* uh, let's not. What is the attraction between these two? Must be some lame second-hand famewhore voodoo sh*t. *shrugs*

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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 4:32pm.

Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 4:20pm.
There's a restaurant named "Crustacean"?? Did they run out of other names?

There's a bakery chain here in NYC called "Hot and Crusty", which always cracks me up.
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 4:31pm.

Bitch is a good 20 years too old for that get-up, and Dude looks like he has serious mental issues. Wasnt he on some Rehab show, or did he have his own reality show? Eitherway he was high as a fucking kite and seemed a little MR most of the time (retarded for the not so politically correct crowd).Too bad that so many women lose their fucking dignity after a break-up.

Submitted by Esteem on Sun, 01/20/2013 - 4:29pm.

Did daddy cut off his allowance? WTF?