Adrienne Maloof Has Finally Found True Love

January 20, 2013 / Posted by:

Only on the desperate streets of L.A. can a love between a Ron Perlman-looking ass fame whore and a bloated bag of bad decisions bloom from the sidewalk cracks in front of a Beverly Hills restaurant. Adrienne Maloof of The Really Plastic Faces of Beverly Hills ended her marriage to Magilla Gorilla’s midget brother about six months ago and she’s already bought gotten herself a new piece of ass.

In front of Crustacean in Beverly Hills last night, Adrienne and Rod Stewart’s son Sean Stewart made cameras barf by giving the paps a cuddle and kiss show. Adrienne’s mug looks like that of a mauled cougar, so she’s finally living up to her face by getting with a dude who’s 19 years younger than her. You can tell by Sean’s body language that he’s really into her. He looks like he’s recoiling hard on the inside. It’s like he’s got the vomits and diarrhea at the same time and isn’t sure which end is going to shoot the shit first. That is a sign of real love.

And isn’t Sean supposedly sober now? Well, there goes his sobriety, because nothing will make you want to smoke crack out of a dirty pipe like waking up to Adrienne Maloof’s shellacked face.

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