Night Crumbs

A really hot Charlize Theron or a really hot twink who Papa Joe would like to sit next to? – Popoholic

ScarJo’s busted down Cat on a Hot Tin Roof wig looks like it was made from actual cat fur – Lainey Gossip

And five minutes later, Snoop Dogg wrapped her in rolling papers and smoked her up – Hollywood Tuna 

Excuse me, I have to go make business cards for my pet sitting services – Towleroad

Pfft, 91-year-old Betty White is not impressed with Jennifer Lawrence’s ass – The Superficial 

And the country’s supply of clip-on bangs will sell out in 3..2.. – Celebitchy

The like, teachings of like, Scientology, has like, really made, like, Erika, like Christensen, really, like elo, like, quent, like – ICYDK

George Clooney’s nutsack looks like Joan Rivers – IDLYITW

Emma Stone. In a bra. On W Magazine. – Popsugar

Headline of the Minute: Plastic Wife Keeps Labia in a Jar  – Drunken Stepfather

Lakers game? Bitch, please. More like back room circle jerk – Just Jared

Just put your mouth on the screen and scroll – The Berry 

Channing Tatum shaved his head to try to distract you from the fact that he stole your abuelita’s daytime cardigan – Popsugar

Lily Allen’s brother doesn’t have a shirt on. Do with this what you will  – I’m Not Obsessed