Hot Slut Of The Day!

January 18, 2013 / Posted by:

Lazaro Arbos, the Cuban native who sang and stuttered his way into the hearts of the judges on American Idol last night. That’s saying a lot, because to get to Nicki Minaj’s heart, he had to sing through ten layers of chest bronzer, four walls of silicone, ten blocks of ice and an Illuminati force field.

Lazaro stuttered most of his life and when he moved to the US over ten years ago, his stuttering got even worse. Nobody would be his friend, because kids are asshole cunts. Dressed like a cater waiter at a rave, Lazaro sang and didn’t stutter through the melody one time. When he sings, his stutter goes away. It’s our very own Cuban American Gareth Gates!

And hahaha at Mimi asking, “Is it something you’re working on?” Bitch, do you see Geoffrey Rush with him?!

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