Aye, No! Dan From Gossip Girl: Acapulco Has Waxed His Unibrow!

January 18, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

A preview for the upcoming Mexican version of Gossip Girl is out and it has given me zero reasons to strap a satellite dish to my balcony rail so that I can watch this mess when it comes out. The only reason to watch was to take in the natural beauty of Mexican Dan’s unibrow and sit in awe as his middle brow hairs blew in the breezes. But he has committed a serious illegal act against natural beauty by taking a waxing strip to his greatest facial feature. I bet that unibrow-hating whore Farrah Abraham (more like Fea Abraham) got to him.

Well, there is still one reason to watch. You can watch for the amazing acting, which will make you feel a little better about your acting skills. I was speaking directly to Blake Lively there.

And I really hope Antonio Banderas and Melanie Griffith both get a “special guest star” credit for this masterpiece.

via Vulture

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