Aye, No! Dan From Gossip Girl: Acapulco Has Waxed His Unibrow!
A preview for the upcoming Mexican version of Gossip Girl is out and it has given me zero reasons to strap a satellite dish to my balcony rail so that I can watch this mess when it comes out. The only reason to watch was to take in the natural beauty of Mexican Dan's unibrow and sit in awe as his middle brow hairs blew in the breezes. But he has committed a serious illegal act against natural beauty by taking a waxing strip to his greatest facial feature. I bet that unibrow-hating whore Farrah Abraham (more like Fea Abraham) got to him.
Well, there is still one reason to watch. You can watch for the amazing acting, which will make you feel a little better about your acting skills. I was speaking directly to Blake Lively there.
And I really hope Antonio Banderas and Melanie Griffith both get a "special guest star" credit for this masterpiece.
via Vulture
• 
Submitted by Mayo on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 5:27pm.
This version looks so tacky, but it is Mexico, so it's not a shocker.
__________________________________________________
"If I can't be my own, i'd feel better dead"- Nutshell
• report abuse
Yeah... Like you United Statatians are so classy. Please get out of your trailer and visit so you can learn about lots of values you are lacking idiot.
I thought that was Joe Jonas in that picture.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Vanity’s a business built to fleece the unique. Silicone and stars collide. The rest will fall in line. Just as beautiful as you are, it’s so pitiful what you are.You should have seen this coming all along."
The production value looks top-notch but they forgot about writing. This looks hella boring. ;/
•-•-•-•-•-•
"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
░░░░♬♣☺♪◘☼♥♫•ღ♩♦≈❀♠♡░░░░
The "valley girl"-type inflections in Spanish make me want to barf.
It needs more "aye Dios mio."
_____________________________________________________
"Going to Burger King to eat healthy is like going to a prostitute for a hug." Dlister Supah 8.20.11
Aw, the death of the unibrow HSOT? Sorry MK, shall we hold a wake? I'll bring booze.
If this was realistic after getting punched by the unibrow sitting next to a champagne bottle the recipient would have brought that thing down on unibrow's head. I've heard about Acapulco.
He waxed and his chest is hairless, therefore, I'm out. Wooly Booly!
Osea que, osea.
<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
Of course I'll watch this trash.
I really hope they make a brazilian version of this mess, like "Gossip Girl Rio de Janeiro" would be so cool.
How are you going to fight for some dick if you don't even know whether or not the dick is good? The dick might not even be worth getting into a Rock-Paper-Scissors fight over, let alone a fist fight. - MK
I'm a sucker for bad television so, yea Ill be watching this mess with the closed captions on,a Corona and some chips and salsa.
________________________________
"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
The Mexican Blake Lively looks so much like the original: Basic as hell. Yeah right Robert Palazuelos wishes to be the dad of Guy's Ecker son. They choose Acapulco because the city is in disgrace so they are trying to bring tourist, Acapulco is know for being dirty, unsafe and not worth it.
______________________________________________
In bullshitanese, "no comment" means "fuck yes." Michael K
He looks a little like Vincent Piazza from "Boardwalk Empire" in that main pic. Much better without the unibrow!!!
=======================================================
"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Dan is still ugly without his unibrow, I was wrong that fixing that situation would make him hot. Jenny is 300X times hotter in this video than in the original GG.
Mess!! I still don't get why they choose Acapulco, Mexico City or Guadalajara are way better than that trashcan
He looks better with the uni. Final answer.
I'd watch this trash. I see they found a Latina Blake Lively.