Michael J. Fox Goes In On Taylor Swift

January 17, 2013 / Posted by:

Most of us slow clapped on Sunday night when Tina Fey jokingly told Taylor Swift to stay away from Michael J. Fox’s son at the Golden Globes, because we could all see her setting her boy trap for his ass. He looks 12 in the face, he’s tall, he’s white and he comes from a famous family. He’s the perfect prey! Well, Vulture asked Michael J. Fox for his thoughts on Taylor Swift dating his son Sam Fox (Side note: If the name “Sam Fox” made you think of this “Sam Fox then our brains were cut from the same brain cloth.) and Alex P. Keaton rolled up his sleeves, covered his face in mantequilla and went in.

Vulture: Would [you] approve of a Sam/Taylor (Saylor) love connection?

MJF: No. No … Just back off. I don’t keep up with it all. But Taylor Swift writes songs about everybody she goes out with, right?

Vulture: Right!

MJF: What a way to build a career.

Vulture: So if Swift showed up to a Fox family dinner (possibly wearing her fox sweater), how would [you] react?

MJF: I wouldn’t even know who she was.

Vulture: But it’d probably dawn on [you] after the breakup song hit the radio.

MJF: Yeah, exactly. ‘Sam, You Piece of Shit.’ Oh … that was the girl you brought home!

You know the backlash is serious when Michael J. Fox joins the anti-Taylor team.

Taylor hasn’t even dated Sam Fox, which means she hasn’t broken up with Sam Fox, which means that she hasn’t written the break-up song yet. But even though it doesn’t exist and I’ve never heard it, “Sam, You Piece of Shit” has to be my favorite Taylor Swift song of all-time.

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